"Advertising is the one industry where all the experts seem to be the people who don’t work in it." - William Childs

Time for payback, who's in?

I have always considered the regular recruitment spam to be annoying. Based on all your rants I now consider these messages a plague. My experiences with rodent... you either use repellent or lure them in a trap.

I have currently listed the following chatbot functionality for project 'Piper of Hamelin'. Love to hear your ideas to maximise counterparty time wasted.

- Yes I would be very interested in this job opportunity, especially since in addition to all 10 listed languages I am also very experienced in the following [list of 20 languages]
- Hi, hereby my resume, looking forward to your response (no attachment)
- Hi, hereby my resume, somehow it wasn't properly attached previous message (attach corrupted file)
- Hi, I am sorry but unfortunately something urgent came in between, can you please reschedule our meeting
- Hi, for some reason I cannot connect to Zoom/Teams/Else, can you send a new invite on another platform later this week
- Hi, somehow the document got lost, can you please resend vancency.pdf
- Hi, I really appreciate your time and effort, though a new opportunity came along just know that suits me better.

I fucking hate my co-workers here in the office... They always backstabbing me while I'm doing all of there needs without even saying thankyou to me

I think the amount of cringy shit on devrant today has already surpassed the maximum level. Everyone go outside.

I need some help with this, why is HR in most of the company are arsehole? They think they are superior?

TypeScript is the condom for JavaScript.

why so much hate towards javascript? :-D

The moment when you begin to understand just about any programming language because you mastered one. And you solve problems much more effectively.

I like PHP.

GENDER DISCRIMINATION! -_-
If you are a GIRL, there's a HIGH chance for you to win the Hackathon. If you are a BOY, well... :|

"If you use a css framework splat splat splat splat bullshit bullshit bullshit"

Listen fam, I write apps that a good portion of the time will be used internally by the company I represent or work for. They don't give 2 flying fucks if I write an entire webpack ecosystem for them to push out assets and 10k outher bs shit in to their frontend end. They just care that shit connects properly to their backend and it spits out the information they need, which 9 times out of 10 does not require a lot of the shit y'all cry about.

Bootstrap will suffice, bulma will suffice. I don't neckbeard over simple shit like this.

Raspberry Pi recently announced their first micro controller.

Will I buy two to four of them? Yes
Will I do anything with them the next 2 years? Probably not

https://raspberrypi.org/products/...

Every morning I spend time to choose inappropriate socks and it's for distracting people at work

Feel like with every day during this pandemic I'm getting less and less motivated to do work...

Dear teenager who came up to me and said "Oh python, you must be a beginner programmer"

kill yourself

sincerely,
Angry dev who is tired of people shaming python

Slowly I'm learning not to give a shit anymore. This project I'm on can burn. I'll make progress and help out my fellow devs, but if it takes me longer than estimated to complete my tasks because of the unforeseen technical debt arising from this piss-poor excuse of an application design (plus we're 13 devs working on like 5 different feature branches - God help us with our merge conflicts) then so be it. If my tech lead complains, he can find someone else to take the wheel.

"All code and no rant make all of us a bad DEV"

I hate React.js with a fucking passion. It sounds great on paper, but once your project gets any size. The mental recursive loops of passing data around is insane. Not to mention keeping consistency a cross metric shit ton of components. How do you manage it?

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

What do you think about different English variants in code/docs ?

How you would name variable in UK company?
color ?
colour ?

Why ?

Mute your fucking microphones if you have nothing to say. Nobody wants to hear you breathing, your dog, a police car or whatever.

I won't rest until I can order Uber Eats from Emacs

I'm really trying to give js a chance. I really wanna get this front end done. But this is just Bullshit.

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.