Went into Facebook's source code to update the colors from blue to green and black (don't judge me) and saw this in the console log lol. Didn't know people were that gullible...

Trying to tackle legacy code

Stackoveflow has been my saviour in this journey. Who else been through this with me 😉

I guess time for internal server error -500 !😮😊

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-Mum: 'you start a new side project like every two weeks, but you almost never finish one'

-Me: 'i am finishing them, but other than these projects, i have to earn a living to be able to pay my dorm etc. and i have to study besides that ..'

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Real one

old and classic wikiipedia

Can you help me please?

so true...

when two programmers get married.

If at first you don't succeed, keep it at version 0.x

yeah, sometimes I'm like that too...

Was coding on a project at home and suddenly i got the feeling that i had forgotten something...
*Checks the time*
06.30AM
Oh... yeah...sleep...
Hello coffee my old friend...
Time to head off to work then :)

How often does this happen to you?

How do you recognise an extrovert developer?

He looks at your shoes when talking to you.

True. ..

class day {
public void standup(Coffee cof) {
Human.drink(conf);
}
public void school() {
boring = true;
}
public void code(Coffee cof) {
turnCoffeeIntoCode(cof)
}
public void repeat() {
standup(new Coffee());
school();
code(new Coffee());
}
}

Use a mac they said.
.
.
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It will perform well they said.

What if...

Relax junior LOL

rate my place 1-10

1st ever rant, 1st ever ++ from @dfox... He gives up an declares it a "movie day" too :-D

Who's using Nerf-Guns in The Office too?

I've been calling the W3 Consortium every day for the past week leaving the same message:

"Why the fuck doesn't CSS "vertical-alignment" work on all elements?"

Still waiting for them to return my call..

At the gym, compiling my muscles 💪🏽

My CTO's LinkedIn proudly displays that he is in fact a "Braniac". Should I point this out?

*sees 10+ apps needed to be updated*

*sees devRant update*

*quickly updates devRant first*

How to manage errors smartly (Javascript)

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