Woooow you can like posts on the app by double clicking, My life has changed

OBS is advertised as the expert's screen recording and streaming tool, every list on the internet makes it out to be some incredibly difficult program not recommended for newbies.

It's also the only linux screen recorder that works out of the box on Pipewire, records both microphone and system sounds and all configuration was to
1. select recording as my main use case in the setup wizard which is a very verbose English popup, then accept all defaults
2. add a new source, following the instructions written in the box which are also the only instructions on screen after application launch
3. set the output directory (optional) by going to File > Settings > Output > Recording Path, all of which were the first items I guessed. If I had not done this, it would've written everything to my home folder which is a bit dumb but not confusing at all
4. click Start Recording
5. click Stop Recording when done

Some newbie-oriented screen recorders have a more complicated setup procedure than this super advanced experts' tool don't touch without safety gloves and a degree in video engineering.

ancient moment of zen

https://youtu.be/_t2TzJOyops?t=76

If I have to write one more uber-complex, goddamn Google Optimize test, I will literally piss and shit and throw up on my computer and then throw it out the window.

I FUCKING HATE MICRO$OFT AND WINDOWS SO SO FUCKING MUCH THEY CANT EVEN MAKE UPDAYES WORK PROPERLY IT LKTERALLT JUST MADE MY PC DISPLAY A LITERAL FUCKING RECOVERY SCREEN FUCK YOU MICRO$OFT

I woke up screaming today. I had a nightmare where I ran git pull on the project I work on every day, and it had become a .NET project.

> make a change
> PR gets rejected
> IHATEFORALIVING! YOUR CHANGE IS NOT WORKING! EVERYTHING BREAKS!
> 3 hours long debugging session
> We find out a whole bunch of bugs
> Suddenly, everything works
> None of the bugs had ANYTHING to do with my change. In the instances where the app broke, my code wasn't even being called at all.
> My change was literally the one and only working thing

I wish life was like in The Office, when you just stop what you're doing and you drop the Jim stare at some camera

Does anybody here recognize such a weird data format? I've never seen anything like this

Just JIRA things:

We've got a very descriptive ticket with the title: "API Interface"

Can't wait for the rest of this Friday to play out, I'm already joyful and in the holiday spirit.

karens on stack overflow...

Fuck Confluence

I'm a wizard!

Registering a new account for microsoft teams:
`Your password cannot contain a space, &# characters combination, or the following characters: < >`

Are they storing the passwords in plain text? Are they not sanitizing the input? Why the fuck would they care if I put motherfucking emojis in my password? What the fuck are you doing to the passwords, Microsoft? TELL ME.

I was just going to sign up for a new ISP when they asked for my email. But they managed to screw up the email form validation by only allowing domains with the tld comprising of two or three characters! My email address ends with “.blog” so had to use my university email 😠
Please follow the RFC

JIRA, the haiku (w/Bonus Dilbert strip)

Please make a ticket
Please move the ticket you made
Please tag your ticket

Wanna know why Windows sucks so much? It's because of the Windows users. No, really!

Windows user: But but but I can't switch away from Windows because MIMIMI!
Microsoft: Ah, is that so? Then why should we even try to make (and pay for) an effort?

Indian Prime Minister's account was hacked today.

Today I got my first PR approved and merged in 4 mins 🎉

It's funny to me that the eye patch is so expensive. It increases by whole factor of 10.

14 yr old Twitter Web Devs in a nutshell

Dear modern browsers: The site I'm working on is NOT Portuguese. Don't offer to translate it when there are literally zero non-English words in it.

Fuck off.

This is what heaven looks like.

Brothers and sisters, I promise that everyone who joins my religion will ascend, and the gates of Liminal Heaven will be open for them.

Join now!

This is how U became a Data Scientist 😆

We now get served free poison at work

"my app was already hacked so now it has natural immunity"

Algorithm: “Choose the blueberry muffins. Or, maybe the dogs. I dunno, I need more help here.”

You wanna know why PHP has such a poor reputation?
It's because of imbeciles who code like this:

Tempted to set it as my auto-reply 🤔

That was a new piece of info ...

IT........