Anyone else? 😂

Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

Code comments be like....

When you get carried away in gaming :))

EVERYTIME!!

😂😂😂😂

When you spend too much time in your car

An actual "incorrect answer" in my exam paper.

Dear Skype,

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Stolen but gold

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Just another day in development.

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Fuck Ajit pai.

A colleague showed me this.

No doubt 😂

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

Now, that's an edge case

Has anyone ever hit ok to some dialogue box and then wonder what it said?

"fullstack" doesn't mean "3 IT guys for the price of 1"

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Lol ok I had to post

After job Interview,
We will come in contact with you later that week.
*Later that week*
You've got mail

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

You didn't get the job.
Your didn't Meet out requirements.

Sincerely us.

*5 minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job interview

We must apollogize, we've sent you the wrong mail.

Sincerely us.

*5minutes later*

Highpayingjob@gmail.com
Job Interview.

You werent good enough at our Interview.

Sincerely us.

*Me*
What. The. Fuck.
Just happened...
WHAT THE FUCK!
2 REJECTIONS FROM THE SAME COMPANY?! IN JUST 10 FUCKING MINUTES!

Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

relatable af

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

Busted

Initialized iPhone X FaceID while high yesterday.
Today as sober it won’t recognize my face....
👀🍁📱🚭