Android be like...

is it just me or do these white background icons piss anyone else off?

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

How programmers comment their code

Overheard from a sales call (involving web templates):

"Sometimes I really don't get our devs. They come up with all these ridiculous meaningless acronyms for everything, and yet they go mental if you dare shorten Javascript to Java."

Just boring time at Market, oh wait..!!

Compiler: Done, 0 errors, 164 warnings,
Me: Perfect

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

Day after the weekend. 😂

Do you follow test driven development?

clients union

After many times, it must happen....

Stack Overflow..too many posting rules it sucks!

Ha. Nice try.

After years of game dev!

My apparently my friend's wife gets suspicious whenever his Snapchat goes off after 10pm, always wants to know who it is.

"It's [algo], it's always him sending me pics of his code late at night. That's is the only person that Snapchat me this late"

And it's true.

Nooooo 😂😂😂😂

Boy do I love when Snapchat sends me a snap telling me happy father's day.
I don't even know who my father is but thanks for the reminder assholes.
I wonder what dipshit thought that sending everyone on Snapchat messages during all sorts of holidays that not everyone celebrates was a good idea.

Whenever I see someone make a “triggered” joke on here 😂😂

I don't understand how people spend years learning how to become a developer. All I had to do was tap the build number on my android 7 times.

Wtf outlook, that is just incredibly stupid

"Outlook for Windows converts :) to a smiley icon in Wingdings font, which is the same character as J and shows up as J if you don't have Wingdings installed." - https://twitter.com/timolaak/...

Opening up IE11 to test HTML in local development.
Entering local IP to URL bar and IE decides to look for that IP address in Bing... 🤬🔫
No that's not how you do it IE.

Just got this gem from Facebook.

Here's a children's coding book 👀

boss: Hey! this is your task A. It needs to be done by today.
me: Ok boss
....after sometime when I am halfway through the task....
boss: Hey! here is a task B which needs highest priority.
me: but i am already doing A and I am halfway
boss: No, B is on priority
me: ok
...at the end of the day...
boss: So I hope you have completed task A as I mentioned that was to be done by EOD.
me: ****instant rage****

I have 2 mom's so here are their contacts in my phone.

ok its time! im ready to move forward,
i will move my sacred projects from github.

Projects
"Hello world" react
"Hello world" angular
"Hello world" vue
"Hello world" node express
"Hello ..
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With all the memes and rants, they just don't learn.
I got this in email 20 minutes back.

"We need you to give 110% so that the total is greater than the sum of the parts... Eg: 1 + 1 > 2"
You're addressing a team who use logic to make you money. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this shit?
1 + 1 > 2?
false
Fuck off.