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About

I am trying to make my website pay my bills 😅
Skills

Automation, Operation, continuous delivery, deployment, DevOps
Location

India
Website

http://techdecipher.com
Github

techdecipher

Joined devRant on 1/3/2020

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Trying to figure out what the fuck and why I did some stuff in gradle dependencies to get shit to work

joke is I didn't understand it back then anyway and was just following some documentation to get shit to work

rant

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Beginning of a toxic relationship.

joke/meme resumé lying cv job description

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Do you have permanent pain in any body part(s) and you learned to live around it?

question

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The day Indian Scammers adapt American Accent, the world will be in severe danger.

rant

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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful

joke/meme success

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What do you give to a lemon in need? Lemonaid.

joke/meme funny
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So today the Manager told my coworker that "going to the toilet" is an excuse. We all work from home, "eating", "shiting", and anything other than work is considered excuses.

What in the bloody fuckery fuck is this?

rant office wtf wfh

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Feeling like a stupid shithead bc all the new hires are smarter and get thru the training wayyy faster than I do. Spending hours after work to catch up, will this get any better????

rant

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Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

rant office human resources

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We hired a developer and he has very minimal experience. I feel most of our conversations end up going something like this.

New Guy: I'm not sure how to do this obvious task and I'm incapable of searching Google.

Me: Give me your hand so I can hold it and walk you through the process of copying and pasting code from stack overflow.

New Guy: Ok...give you my hand...right...how do I do that?

FML

rant

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> build.gradle == lifeispain
TRUE

rant dev life developer android studio pain pain in the ass gradle android android developer life is pain google

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More Timezones

joke/meme elon tz musk timezone

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