sad story

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Well, technically it's an accurate button...

this is so my life

Well..hehe..

When one of your CS professors doesn’t even know how to open a powerpoint

as usual ...

Once I became a programmer I joined the dark side
Everything I use is in dark theme.

And it is healthy BTW!

That one person who always ++ your Rant 😁

what if we put docker inside a docker...

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

I hate monday

😑

Burned it 🔥

made my day

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A really sad story.

How programmers comment their code

People index their .env files on search engines LMAO

Lol why not.

Where is the problem?

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

okay, I promise.

Wow what an asshole designer

My avatar has some catching up to do

A non-techie just asked me this, "when your computer overheats, why does it freeze?"

Finally some true humor on Stackoverflow

Machine Learning messed up!