I guess everyone need this :)

I guess... thats what they are..?

More stickers!

when your boss tells you they hired you just to save money, and the job should actually be done by a team of intermediate/senior devs, but they thought one junior dev could do it in the same time span

Am I the only one who hates meet-ups and networking events? We were supposed to be introverted geeks!

Yes ! It's working !
Wait.. hang on..
This is too simple..
I definitely must've done some blunder that's staring me in the face..
Spends countless hours trying to find it.. breaking it a couple of times in the process..
Okay.. It's cool. It's correct. No blunders.

Taking a 25-minute power nap...

Woke up after 4 hours (@_@)

FUCK PEOPLE ON STACKOVERFLOW ANSWERING JAVASCRIPT QUESTIONS WITH FUCKIN JQUERY SOLUTIONS! IF I EVER WANT JQUERY I WILL TELL YA!

NOW GTFO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

I AM FREE!!!!

I no longer work for that unappreciative, condescending, dolt driven company!

Time for bigger and better things!

Never stay in a company with a too proprietary stack. Always learn to build things on your own and leave as soon as your growth is stunted and leave you unfulfilled. We deserve better

It's high time.. delete uc browser (if you are using)

Me: What's device and android version do you use on the emulator?

External developer: NuGet

Wtf?

Find Waldo at Google Maps!

10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

C Hashtag is my favorite language

Like, it's sooooooo sexy to look at
Such nice syntax

„You should name a variable using the same care with which you name a first -born child!“

Client: "I need an Android app that does ______"
Me: "Ok, I'll start right away!"
Client: "Oh, and one more thing: I want it developed in eclipse"
Me: "Go away"

Why the fuck do some people need to talk so much while working?
Let me code in peace, damnit. 😒

Tips for using jQuery:

Don't

When the company uses slack, why the project lead want to create a WhatsApp group ??!!?

This makes getting any work done slightly more difficult. Maybe I should try dog debugging

Why?
Why would someone install virtualbox or wine to run internet explorer?

I am programmer for over 1 year and still don't drink coffee and other alcoholic drinks to be energetic😅

I just wrote this stub function for my test and thought it was a bit ridiculous and had to share.

A function that returns a function that returns an object with just one function

You ever sit down to start working on a project, get all your imports and variables set up, and then just completely lose all motivation to even press a key?

Hey! How do I do machine learning?

Well first you start off with a metric shit ton of data.
And then you .fit() your data
from there you can .predict() your data

Trust me, the algorithms are already there. All you need to do is get the data.

Who ever makes errors like this: FUCK YOU.

I have a co-worker that always uses "I'm too old" as an excuse.

You're 33. You're just a lazy piece of shit that doesn't take care of his body.

Fuck you, do work.

Wrote my first Gnome Shell extension.

It shows the propability that my favourite streamer on Twitch streams today with a statistical algorithm I only wrote for this purpose.

I feel a bit cool now, yeah, maybe more than I should.
But it's so exciting!

Everyone's always on about Atom, VS Code or Sublime. Show some love to Brackets, people!