Whenever I think about my future.

So apparently this is an official company in the UK

this. is. very. common.

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

I are programmer....😁😁

This is a valid point.

Found this while doing some random googling 😂

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

C is not that hard:

void (* (* f[ ]) () ) () declares f to be array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions, which return pointers to functions which return void.

By the way, I am uncomfortable with the fact that I am comfortable with this statement.

A colleague showed me this.

What programmers say VS what they mean..

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One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

Big congrats to @AlexDeLarge for being the first devRant member to hit 50,000 ++!

A pretty awesome accomplishment highlighting great contributions and content.

Always

Permissions in Windows

I've got 99 problems and all of them are priority one.

When you write 2 unit tests and no integration tests.

Introducing ArnoldC, a stack programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger phrases:

Linux pople be like

current state:

Sometime’s Google’s Easter eggs make my day

"Look it's people"

"Oh, he is asking that much money for this website? I will create that for only $250 with WordPress. He is just trying to use you"

You fucking wanker. What you don't understand is that you are pushing the companies to a fucking black hole that they won't be able to recover from.

He shows an example of a website which takes 30 sec to load. It's full of hundreds of dreadful plugins. He chose the shittiest stock pictures to make it look "pretty".

When I point out his fucking shite website takes this long to load, he says if the company wants to make the website fast, they will need buy the premium plan of CloudFlare. WHAT THE FUCK are you even talking about?

Not only that, the example website, doesn't even have any SSL. He is saying that the other company didn't want to pay for the SSL. Ever heard of fucking StartSSL or LetsEncrypt?

It's people like you who is responsible for making half of the web an insecure, slow, low-performance space which is prone to hacking.

WordPress was made for blogging. KEEP IT THAT WAY. Stop trying to make your high-performance CMS or eCommerce website with this shite.

PHP Superpowers!!!

Just follow company's iso 😂😂

Am I the only one who doesn't like calling MySQL as "my sequel"?

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.

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To all new devs:
• Your language of choice is fine.
• There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
• Your IDE is fine.
• Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.