So apparently this is an official company in the UK

This dude is using 4 screens for work. When I asked for another screen at work,
I can't convince my boss for 2, FML

To the dude who got 4 screens, congratulations, and sorry I used your image without permission. BTW
You lucky bastard

Pretty terminals... 😍

I can take selfies too😜😜

Me if there's no coffee at work:

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) I WANT COFFEE.

┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻

I WANT COFFEE!

ಠ_ಠ Kurt...

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠ__ಠ The tables.

ಠ___ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!

Oh!! Nevermind!!

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

Thank you devRant for making me feel like a teenager once again! Every time I get a ++ it makes me ever so slightly happier!

I have got 99 problems and emoji encoding ain't one of them.

P.S. /r/softwaregore

The end has begun

The highest data transfer rate today - 256 gigabytes per second - was achieved when the cleaner's vacuum cleaner accidentally sucked the flash drive in from the floor.

Oh sh*t

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

So today I wrote CSS using for loops and if statements in scss.

You could say I was programming in style...

GF: I swear, you're spending more time staring at the screen than actually typing anything.
ME: Because literally 80% of coding is staring at the screen thinking about how to code something. My mind is an endless void of possible approaches to a problem.

++ if you did it at least once 😀
I can only say that's way i love java's .equals() ❤

Snapchat be like:
A bug in my code?
Bitch it's a feature!

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

People who send an email saying "I'm getting an error message".

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE?!

OH NO SURE LET ME LOOK IN MY CRYSTAL BALL, I'LL HAVE IT FIGURED OUT FOR YOU IN NO FUCKING TIME.

😡

😯😯😯

My little dev is on his way 😂😍