This is bullshit ...

Picture says it all

A software engineer was smoking...

A lady nearby asked him: "Can't you read the warnings? Smoking is injurous to health!"

He replied: "We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!"

Real world DS..;)

* Boss gives you a shitty work that doesn't follow standards

* you tell him that this is wrong, and there will be consequences on time and performance on the future.

*he insists

*you do the work like he says

*after a while he asks for modifications

*takes too long because of structure problems, and non compatibility

*you get blamed

*you hate your job, your boss and your life.

every single time I open visual studio. and my machine is good..

Why Microsoft, why

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

Some terrible CSS humor for ya

A css class I found at work :D

Me doing CSS:

Actual message i got today from a friend: "How to send a GET request with css"

I dont know him anymore

Applying Css be like

CSS - keep guessing the values until it looks fine.

CSS can kill you!

hahaha, Reality hit hard sometimes
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From [nixCraft]

What a weird country name 😂🤔

Native Android professional CMS [more details]

My first poem for programmer girl 😘😘😘

My life is incomplete without you,
You are semicolon of my life

You are my increment operator,
you make my value increases

I am username and you are my password,
without you No one can access me

You are my initializer,
without you my life would point to nothing (NULL or “0”)

If I were a function you must be my parameter,
Because I will always need you

Can you be my private variable?
I want to be only one who can access you

You are my compiler,
My life wouldn’t start without you

You are my loop condition ,
I keep coming back to you

My love to you is like recursive function,
It will never ends & Will never enter into infinite loop

Forever and Ever

Android is gonna be the death of me. Any fucking idea you have is impossible to implement, because libraries with clear documentation are deprecated. If a library is not deprecated, however, it has documentation written by a fucking caveman who thinks it's extremely self explanatory on how to use something that is extremely application specific. Spent hours looking at Google example code that crashes almost immediately after execution, what a joke.

first it was "There's a app for that" now it is, "There's a Library for that."
#devlife

Girl : I like dangerous men.
Me : I didn't run test cases while committing my changes last night.
Girl : my hero!

Me : *wakes up from the dream*

Mac vs Linux users. lol

Them: which language should I learn? JavaScript or Jquery?'

Me:

Just replaced all the Jquery functions with pure javascript in my website :)

In an interview and the interviewee says he can code JQuery but not Javascript...

Using JQuery to load JQuery. What's next?

Happens way too often

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

This never gets old...

This should be the cable management standard it would take so long but keep it tidy.