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Bought a house. 😊

How often does this happen?

Just spent 30 minutes trying to work out why my page will not load a JavaScript file even though I could manually browse to the file:

<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/js" href="js/home.js" />

I then proceeded to take a 5 minute walk around the office and rethink my life decisions...

1kb of code
14Mb of dependencies
Interesting...
Welcome to Node.js I guess.

Sometimes I wish I had a manager to rant about.
Not having a manager means the whole fault is mine :(

@ynnk </3

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

I designed this when i was 3rd grader, I want royalties and other benefits from TESLA

After being hired as a PHP programmer, I have been assigned my first Java project

And so I was wondering why is my cpu fan so loud...

My own text mmorpg and it's selfmade Chat system! <3

Yeah it's barebones and has some flaws, but its the first project I set an worked through with a very pleasing result ^^

It's a CLI-Style interface with a command and chat mode, multiple rooms, user descriptions etc.

Some day I want to improve it even further, bring much more functionality in the mix, but first I would have to reinforce the base/core of the program ^^

Well... shit...

Wanna success faster?

Me: Lets build and test my app!
Compiler: WTF is "onLick" ???

*cries in corner*

"You are unable to download FREE apps on the app store because you have insufficient funds in your credit card."
- Apple

New here. I just wanted to see what happens when I click the + button

The most stupid question you can ask at an open source software event?

"So, this system, is it open source?"

I asked this to a guy at a stand about the system he was presenting (forgot the project name).

He stared at me with a wtf face and then replied with "....yes.... of course.... this is an OPEN SOURCE software event?!"

I felt quite fucking stupid.

Best xcode review ever

Boss - gives tasks to me. Timeline: 10 days.

Me - work hard and finish the solution in 3 days.

Boss- wtf is this. Do it properly.

Me - chills for 15 days. Submit the same earlier solution after that.

Boss - yes this looks nice now! Much better than your earlier work!

Me - dude seriously what kind of stuff do you smoke before coming to work?

@Root is free!

Exhausted from the main project so working on another, smaller project is the dev equivalent of checking phone after getting tired from using laptop/PC

After my winter examination session I am going to start the biggest Android project in my life. If I promote it properly, you will hear about me in the future 😏

Joined a new project at work a few months ago.
Cloned the git project and waited...
and waited...
2 minutes later download finished.
Checked the size it's 2.6Gb
Me: why is it so big?
Senior developer: this project has been under development for 15yrs.

Checked git history and someone committed a 2.1Gb binary two years ago...*sigh*

So I never tried to downvote something here. And then a saw a bullshit rant of a PHP dev... I proceed to make my first downvote, and what I get??? A fucking pop-up requiring me to justify why I dislike the rant... Fuck that, I have enough with my boss and my girlfriend asking me explanations of everything... Bullshit popup

Sure ...I care .. 🙃

My god, using a VM on a 4k monitor is fucking nuts. The cursor's a fucking speck and the text is tiny as well. Jesus, XP is impossible to use like that!

Company: *Doesn’t even send out rejection letters to applicants after wasting weeks/months of their time with their bogus interview process.*

Good employee at said company: *gets new job and ghosts company*

Company:

OnePlus 6T - We have 10 GB RAM
Raspberry PI - Hold My Beer 🍺

Me things

Looks good to me!