Not a dev but definitely a rant!

I hope there is a very special place in hell for people who use the toilets and parking spots reserved for disabled people!

Using it is not problem but if you make up stupid excuses and treat me like an idiot it makes me wanna punch you in you stupid ass liking face.

Here are some of the stupidest excuses I've heard:

1. I couldn't see the huge wheelchair on that parking spot because it is too dark (And I own the only light absorbing car)
2. I do not park here, I am just stopping (Yeah that's alright, you can't be in my way then)
3. I had to use this toilet the mirror is bigger and I had to fix my makeup

If I hear things like that I feel the NeedToRollThemOver

Anybody else just stare at the monitor for a good 10 minutes while programming contemplating their existence or is it just me?

Just watched a video where someone (in relation to the new mass surveillance law in the netherlands) asked people on the street if they had something to hide.

Everyone said no.

"Could you get your phone and show me around?"

Everyone said yes.

"May I take a look at your messages/pictures/browsing history?"

Suddenly 80 percent said no.

"But you said you had nothing to hide!"

"I'm going to take that back."

The Dutch referendum about the new mass surveillance law is a go, fuck yeah!

Also, due to a some stuff, a delay is postponing the start of the mass surveillance to May next year.

A little more time to setup secure stuffs :3

Boss put some kind of Linux professional certification book on my desk today.

I REALLY HOPE I CAN GET CERTIFIED 😍

Last hour of my job today:

Hardstyle blasting out of the speakers at full volume

Everyone drinking a beer

Boss coming in with "Fuck this shit we're gonna game!"

This is what I call a good end of the work week 😍

I am just wondering.

Have you guys ever sleep walked?

How was the experience and where did you end up waking up at?

The moment when you see "block chain" on a client's road map, but they can't tell you what that is or what they want to use it for

Its finding the "little things" that gets me through the day.

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

This is fucking annoying with some clients.

Client calls:
Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Client: *explains problem*
Me: *tells possible solution*
Client: you sound young, could you connect me to a more senior person?
Me: Sure.

Collegue: Hello, how can I help you?
Client: *explains problem again*
Collegue: *gives same solution as me*
Client: Oh uhm but that's the same solution the boy I had on the phone before you told me.
Collegue: Yeah......?
Client: well he sounded so young...
Collegue: Being young does not equal being inexperienced/less knowing about something.

So I just found this app, called LifeRPG. It lets you play your life as a game, compleating quests for exp and "gems"(which you can then trade for custom rewards.. I'm thinking.. Ice cream~ <3) I think this will help keep me motivated more to do actual things in my life. Maybe.. We'll have to see. I already set up a bunch of daily missions, and continous missions.

Damn, i think i fell behind in the times on CSS overnight.

When did CSS V5 get released?

My first rant...

Every time a coworker asks for an enhancement, the request is followed by "it should be easy to implement".

1) If you think it's easy, then you obviously know the code better than me, right?
2) The idea of the enhancement may be easy, but you don't think about how a small change can have a cascading effect throughout the entire process... and potentially in a catastrophic way.

Happens every time. Maybe I'm just bitch eating crackers at this point, but it annoys me when people analyze something they have no idea how to write themselves.

One month until I travel to China again.
Things left to pack: VPN

Codecademy just triggered a lot of people. 😂

Am I the only one who hates in app browsers? I fucking hate them. If I want to look at something later, I like to click the link, then close chrome. I'll have the tab to return to it later. But these shitty in app browsers that you can't turn off makes that a pain in the ass.

- A boss that's not 100% incompetent to computers and technology in general.
-Decent pay
-Coworkers who aren't jackasses
-Doesn't feel like a job
-Nice break room
-Option to leave early and work from home

https://youtu.be/SW_7Q_tAk9I

Shout out to the director of this commercial for capturing the incompetence of the general public. Obsessed with a person's shitty app instead of some revolutionary technology. Fuck them.

Saw a rant a few days ago about hotel WiFi being shitty.

I'm just here to confirm that rant was accurate.

www.crossinstall.com

Go fuck yourself. They're the company that makes those pain in the ass mini-game ads. You know, the ones that aren't even relevant to the game.

"Oh look! A city building game. Let's advertise it with a tower defense game!"

My university alerts all student and staff any time a phishing email is reported. I've yet to attend one class, and I've received a few dozen emails alerting you of phishing emails being sent. It's sad people can't notice the pattern of the emails, and realize right away "Hey this is a bullshit email" and not rely on the alerts.

It's the 21st century; basic computer competency is a necessity.

Best way is definitely to not be like me.

Good job NFL Mobile!

I doubt many will understand it, but well played ESPN, well played.

What would you be willing to sacrifice for 1 tbps internet speeds?

Mine is my left leg. I'll get a prosthetic or wheel chair. Not like I'd be doing much walking with those speeds keeping me distracted lol.

"Oh my God thank you! How'd you fix it?"
I did literally the first thing you always do: unplug that shit and plug it back in.

Sorry for two memes a day, but I'm fairly certain we've all experienced a situation where we've wanted to use this response.

BSOD spares nobody.

Literally any of them. I've got several open projects.

My personal website- started it, got about half the front end done, no longer liked it, so I scrapped it. Take 2: got about half the front end done again, and again, didn't like it. So I just stopped working on it.

A website for a local business. I was just screwing around to test my skills, and got the entire front end almost exactly how I wanted it, and then just stopped. (I got busy and forgot about it, tbh.)

A fan page for a sports team. I was going to try and test my skills to make a blog-like website, got a large chunk of the front end down, and a bit of back end done. But it took a back seat to my personal site, and is just collecting dust.

I have procrastination issues.