Halloween funny meme

Version control

Thank you

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

I like the way Elon Musk takes a jab at others!

😎 I wish they had realised this when building the Titanic😎

NodeMeme

git add *
git commit -am "stuff"
git push -f origin master

No regrets

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

Don't know if this has been posted before. But I could not stop laughing 😂😂

Answer to all bosses, managers and TLs...

Poor things!

!rant

Are developers considered artists ? If so Elon should send a dev with the japanese billionaire to the moon. We need inspiration to solve this javascript mess and flung xml in deep space.

Even debugger can't beat this.

O(FUCK)

Programming languages as anime girls.
(I don't know source or Japanese. Help me if you know)

Windows USB
(Credit : 9gag)

I wish android made plug-in enabled widgets available by default. It would be whole lot cooler if I wouldn't have to spend 2-3 hours to make a good looking widget.

Just do it!

Saw this on internet :D

Friend: I hate my new OnePlus 6. It's really slow and hangs a lot

Me: I can't believe

Friend: Use it yourself, you'll know.

*Me using his phone
*Realising it was really slow
*Checking his installed apps

- CCleaner
-DU Booster
-Antivirus free version
-Antivirus pro
-Antivirus ultimate
-Battery Saver
-App Booster
-Super Cleaner
-RAM Master

*poured poision in his coffee
*enjoyed watching him die slowly

Too true hahaha

True that~~

Top 10 anime plot twist.

Lol 😂

Sad life :(

It arrived! :D Time for a good read!

Guess I still like css 🤷

For once I didn't use Bootstrap for this. Instead used Bulma, very promising!

1 of 99 reasons, I like linux over windows.

Scene: Senior developer left, 3 Junior devs(including me) are now loaded with work.

*Intern asks for help*

JuniorDev1: I have 2 projects of which i'm the lead on one. I don't have time to help anyone.
JD2: 2 projects as well dude, speak to me after work, much easier then.
Me: 3 projects, lead on two. Sure how can i help you.

Took less than 5 minutes to help the intern.

2 hours Later. Check in meeting

PM: Our Junior devs are really busy and can't always help you guys. JD1 are you overloaded?

JD1: Yes, is their anyway we can split the one projects work?

PM: Sure. JD2 are you overloaded?

JD2: Not really, but i agree on splitting the projects between the three of us.

Me: *Are these fuckers serious? i have three projects, they have 2 and they wanna give me more work because they are overloaded and don't know how to manage their time*

PM: Ok cool, i'll update it. CooCooK4Choo, i see you building your own game during lunch time. You definitely not overloaded.

Me: Actually! what i do in my lunch time is my own personal work because it's the only time i have to work on personal projects. I actually do feel overloaded with the 3 projects and now more work from them, could we split the work load evenly please.

PM: I thought you said you could handle the 3 projects?

Me: I can, i have been, but with more work coming my way i don't think i'll be able to.

PM: Unfortunately i need the other Junior Devs on demand, so i won't be able to split the work load evenly.

Me: On demand for what? Why not let the interns help?

PM: In case i need their help. The interns are helping the other Junior Devs with things that don't require too much out of them.

Me: *This FUCKEN BITCH!* Cool, I'm done with the 1 project, expect the business rules at the end of the day. I'll see if i can get the other 2 near done by Friday so i can have time to look over the code of the new projects that i'll be splitting with the other Junior Devs.

PM: Cool, glad we all on the same page.

You know what? FUCK this stupid shit of favoring people in the FUCKEN work place.
This is my first full-time job ever, I've been here for a full year today and i can honestly say these people are just giant children with money. I should know, out of work i am a giant child, but from 8:00 - 16:00 i'm a FUCKEN adult.