Scene: Senior developer left, 3 Junior devs(including me) are now loaded with work.

*Intern asks for help*

JuniorDev1: I have 2 projects of which i'm the lead on one. I don't have time to help anyone.
JD2: 2 projects as well dude, speak to me after work, much easier then.
Me: 3 projects, lead on two. Sure how can i help you.

Took less than 5 minutes to help the intern.

2 hours Later. Check in meeting

PM: Our Junior devs are really busy and can't always help you guys. JD1 are you overloaded?

JD1: Yes, is their anyway we can split the one projects work?

PM: Sure. JD2 are you overloaded?

JD2: Not really, but i agree on splitting the projects between the three of us.

Me: *Are these fuckers serious? i have three projects, they have 2 and they wanna give me more work because they are overloaded and don't know how to manage their time*

PM: Ok cool, i'll update it. CooCooK4Choo, i see you building your own game during lunch time. You definitely not overloaded.

Me: Actually! what i do in my lunch time is my own personal work because it's the only time i have to work on personal projects. I actually do feel overloaded with the 3 projects and now more work from them, could we split the work load evenly please.

PM: I thought you said you could handle the 3 projects?

Me: I can, i have been, but with more work coming my way i don't think i'll be able to.

PM: Unfortunately i need the other Junior Devs on demand, so i won't be able to split the work load evenly.

Me: On demand for what? Why not let the interns help?

PM: In case i need their help. The interns are helping the other Junior Devs with things that don't require too much out of them.

Me: *This FUCKEN BITCH!* Cool, I'm done with the 1 project, expect the business rules at the end of the day. I'll see if i can get the other 2 near done by Friday so i can have time to look over the code of the new projects that i'll be splitting with the other Junior Devs.

PM: Cool, glad we all on the same page.

You know what? FUCK this stupid shit of favoring people in the FUCKEN work place.
This is my first full-time job ever, I've been here for a full year today and i can honestly say these people are just giant children with money. I should know, out of work i am a giant child, but from 8:00 - 16:00 i'm a FUCKEN adult.

Definitely my security teacher. He actually expected us to actively learn the stuff and put effort into our education. He guided us through malware analysis and reverse engineering, simplifying it without insulting us.

We had students who thought they knew everything and he corrected them. We had arrogant students he put in place.

He treated us like adults and expected us to act like adults.

That's the only class I enjoyed studying for, because he would tell us exactly what wasn't on the exams (it was an intro course, didn't need to know the math). There were no trick questions.

I told him about the shitty teacher and he helped me through that confidence block. He helped me realize I *can* make it through the workforce as a female in security because I will work my ass off to be the best I can be. He reminded me why I love computers and why I want to go into forensics.

He's been a great mentor and role model and hiring him is one of the few things my department did right.

Today's my birthday.

I want to remind everyone that we're all just kids pretending to be adults.

No one actually has it figured it out.

😊

My lead developer left on vacation for a week. Without notice to my boss and/or myself.

Well to be fair we did have the minimum which is a 2 day notice....

So what did we do? Well the boss and I acted like absolute adults and did what any other adult would do.

Me sticky noted the fuck out of his desk and screens.

4 screens full of sticky notes.

Phone is full of sticky notes too. And geez man....everything is sticky notes....so...many....sitcky...notes

How adults feels

UPDATE: devRant Trans-Oceanic Journey Community Project

It was a mere 12 days ago that I asked the question; 'Could devRanters, as a community, build a 21st Century Technology-Laden ‘devRant devie-Stressball-in-a-Bottle’ and send it on a journey across the Atlantic ocean?

I am thrilled to report that devRanters enthusiastically accepted this difficult challenge. A core team quickly formed and a tremendous amount of research and progress has been made in a short period of time. I want to give you a high level-flavor of what we are doing. Please keep in mind we still need your help. We welcome all develops to take part in this journey.

I want to give appreciation to the devRant Founders @dfox and @trogus. Without your support and sponsorship this project would not have been possible. devRant brought us together and it a reality. Devie journeying across the Ocean the Columbus sailed will stir the imagination of children and adults worldwide when we launch on May 1, 2017.

Some of the research and action items in progress:

- Slack and trello environments were created to capture research and foster discussion.

- A Stony Brook University Oceanography Professor suggested the Gulf Stream would be a good pathway across the ocean. We researched it very and agree. The Gulf Stream has been a trans-Atlantic conduit for hundreds of years. We are deciding whether to launch from Cape Hatteras, NC or the Virginia coast. Both have easy access to the rapid currents in the Gulf Stream.

- We are researching every detail of the Gulf Stream to make the journey easier and faster for devie. We have maps and a team member gathered valuable ideas reading a thorough book – ‘The Gulf Stream’.

- We decided on using a highly resilient plastic rather than glass for the bottle material. Plastic is much lighter, faster and glass breaks down more easily. The lightweight enclosure will allow us to take full advantage of waves and ample trade winds. We are still discussing the final design as we want to minimize friction and mimic the non-locomotion fish that migrate thousands of miles riding the Gulf Stream.

-The enclosure might be 3D printed unless we can locate a commercial solution. We have 3D specs and are speaking with some experts. There are advantages and dis-advantages to each solution.

- We will be using Iridiums' RockBLOCK two-way satellite technology to bounce lat-long coordinate pings off their 36 low-orbit satellites. The data will be analyzed by our devRant devie analysis software. IOS and Android public apps being built by the team will display devie's location throughout the journey in.

- Arduino will be used as the brains

- Multiple sensors including temperature and depth are being considered

-A project plan will be published to the team Friday 12/9. Sorry I am a few days late but adding some new ideas.

There are still a lot of challenges we must overcome and we will.

That’s all for now. I will send updates and all ideas / comments are valued.

🍿🍿 pull up a chair and get comfy. This was a few years ago and anger has filled some details, so bear with me...

One day, during one of rare afternoons off of work, I was in the library to work on a group project for school. This was maybe a month before it was due, so we were tracking for decent progress and one less stressor over finals. It was about 80° F out, with the perfect breeze for the beach, but school comes first.

I'm team lead (which is terrifying, but less important) and my bro C shows up early to be ready to go on time because he's professional. I'M SO BAD I FORGOT DOUCHEBAGS NAME, so he's A (for asshole), shows up AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES LATE. But it's not the end of the world, C and I worked around our database schema (which A sent us and we approved), so we could iron out kinks as we went.

A gets there... Fucking finally.

Fucker didn't have the database built (had 2 months to do it, we all agreed on schema a month prior. We're trying to be the adults our ages claim is to be).

*breathe in, count to 10* not a problem, A, just go ahead and start it now so we can at least check what we have.

Ok, my queen, I'll have it done in 10 minutes...

🤔🤔

We needed an id (sku... Which, in 99.9999% of companies is numeric), a short name (xBox one, Macbook, don't smart tv), a description and a price (with 2 decimals). All approved by all 3 of us.

His sku ranges from 3 to 9 ALPHA NUMERIC CHARACTERS, the names were even more generic than expected (item1, item 2, Item_3), no description, and he somehow thought US currency had 5 decimal places!!! (it's more accurate...)

There was an epic, royal, and expensive fight scene in the library (may have been during the Lenten season I decided to give up caffeine AND fast for 40 days to prove a point to an ass wipe of a history teacher, don't recall). I made him cry, he failed the class because C and I wound up fixing everything he touched (graded by commits, because it was also an intro to git, but also, a classmate saw it all), and I had to buy multiple people coffee for yelling in the library.

A tried making out buttons work (I was fed up and done thinking for the day, so moved to documentation), but he fucked those up. I then made those worse by having nested buttons, but I deleted all his shit and started over and fixed it.

I then cried, but C and I survived and have each others backs still.

Story of every failing tech startup (from personal experience, but a bit exaggerated):

Step 1: Come up with AMAZING idea that blows your mind!

Step 2: Run to investors to do presentation, continue to constantly repeat CLOUD, CLOUD, AI, CLOUD, MACHINE-LEARNING, MUCH WOW, MORE AI until investors are confused but mesmerized as fuck and decide to give you a shit ton of money.

Step 3: Hire all the developers you can find, a JAVA dev, a Python dev, a PHP dev, a Ruby dev, and ask them to get along with each other! I mean hey, they're adults right, they'll figure it out.

Step 4: Ask devs to launch the app, meanwhile, throw a LAUCH PARTY! HELLS YEA WE'RE ABOUT TO BE RICH BITCHES!

Step 5: Find out the hard way that no one needs a product that was launched! :/

Step 6: Pivot, and pivot next month again, and pivot again, and pivot in a middle of a pivot, and pivot pivot pivot pivot... and OH FUCK WE RAN OUT OF MONEY!

Someone went to HR complaining about never getting a lunch... We're told to work them out amongst ourselves and cover, but he's never once asked us to cover.

So now we HAVE to take lunch and we HAVE to make up that time by staying late or coming in early.

There are days when I'm on a roll and I don't WANT to stop to take lunch. It fucks with my rhythm and I end up breaking shit. We're all adults, why the fuck can't people act like it?

When I was in college in 1996, one of my roommates had a “Web 101” class. At that same time, the office of a government agency I was working for had asked me to publish a website to let the public know what they were doing. Prior to that I had bought an HTML 1.0 reference and had been fiddling around with some things. I got excited about it all when I realized that just within 2 weeks of using the book I had passed up the entire class my roommate was taking and apparently knew more at that point than the professor. I published the agency site, then went on to build sites for the Uni and freelance clients, and then to apply to teach a more advanced class in the Continuing Education courses the Uni offered to adults in the community. All of that got me a job at a startup which led to the rest of my career. That was pretty dang exciting to me.

It bothers the shit out of me when I see grown-ass adults who still don't know how to type on a keyboard.

Tl;Dr - It started as an escape, carried on as fun, then as a way to be lazy, and finally as a way of life. Coding has defined and shaped my entire life from the age of nine.

When I was nine I was playing a game on my ZX spectrum and accidentally knocked the keyboard as I reached over to adjust my TV. Incredibly parts of it actually made a little sense to me and got my curiosity. I spent hours reading through that code, afraid to turn the Spectrum off in case I couldn't get back to it. Weeks later I got hold of a book of example code to copy out to do various things like making patterns on the screen. I was amazed by it. You told it what to do, and it did it! (don't you miss the days when coding worked like that?) I was bitten by the coding bug (excuse the pun) and I'd got it bad! I spent many late nights on that thing, escaping from a difficult home life. People (especially adults) were confusing, and in my experience unpredictable. When you did things wrong they shouted at you and threatened to take you away, or ignored you completely. Code never did that. If you did something wrong, it quietly let you know and often told you exactly what was wrong. It wasn't because of shifting expectations or a change of mood or anything like that. It was just clean logic, simple cause and effect.

I get my first computer a year later: an IBM XT that had been discarded by a company and was fitted with a key on the side to turn it on. With the impressive noise it made it really was like starting an engine. Whole most kids would have played with the games, I spent my time playing with batch scripts and writing very simple text adventures. And discovering what "format c:" does. With some abuse and threatened violence I managed to get windows running on it. Windows 2.1 I think it was.

At 12 I got a Gateway 75 running Windows 95. Over the next few years I do covered many amazing games: ROTT, Doom, Hexen, and so on. Aside from the games themselves, I was fascinated by the way computers could be linked together to play together (this was still early days for the Web and computers networked in a home was very unusual). I also got into making levels for Doom, Heretic, and years later Duke Nukem 3D (pretty sure it was heretic; all I remember is the nightmare of trying to write levels entirely by code!). I enjoyed re-scripting some of the weapons and monsters to behave differently. About this time I also got into HTML (I still call this coding, but not programming), C, and java. I had trouble with C as none of the examples and tutorial code seemed to run properly under a Windows environment. Similar for my very short stint with assembly. At some point I got a TI-83 programmable calculator and started rewriting my old batch script games on it, including one "Gangster Lord" game that had the same mechanics as a lot of the Facebook games that appeared later (do things, earn money, spend money to buy stuff to do more things). Worried about upcoming exams, I also made a number of maths helper apps, including a quadratic equation solver that gave the steps, and a fake calculator reset to smuggle them into my exams. When the day came I panicked and did a proper reset for fear of being caught.

At 18 I was convinced I was going to be a professional coder as I started a degree in Computer Science. Three months later I dropped out after a bunch of lectures teaching what input and output devices were and realising we were only going to be taught Java and no C++. I started a job on the call centre of a big company, but was frustrated with many of the boring and repetitive tasks we had to do. So I put my previous knowledge to use, and quickly learned VBA to automate tasks. It wasn't long before I ended up promoted to Business Analyst where I worked on a great team building small systems in Office, SAS, and a few other tools.

I decided to retrain in psychology, so left the job I was in and started another degree. During my work and placements my skills came in use a number of times to simplify and automate tasks. I finished my degree, then took a job as a teaching assistant while I worked out what I wanted to do next and how to pay for it. Three years later I've ended up IT technican at the school, responsible for the website, teaching a number of Computing lessons each week, and unofficial co-coordinator for Computing as a subject. I also run a team of ten year old Digital Leaders who I am training in online safety and as technical experts; I am hoping to inspire them to a future in coding. In September I'll be starting teacher training with a view to becoming a Computing specialist teacher. Oh, and I'm currently doing a course in Android Development in my free time.

And this all started with an accidental knock on the keyboard of a ZX Spectrum.

Please disregard. I just need to vent.

Being a manager is so fucking shit. This is not even about devs or tech specific only. Never become a manager.
Why? Because it’s about handling people and all the dumb shit they do. It’s all about knowing what people suck at and preventing that weakness from leaking into other areas. The amount of fucked up people on this earth means that you have to work with at least some of them, and that means putting up with their stupid ass list of super special requirements, that if they do not fulfill, will make them a shit worker. It’s not even an issue of technical skills.

You have the guys that are often late, because “they have depression”, but will complain that “companies don’t treat employees like adults”. Being on time for work is apparently very difficult. Which doesn’t generally matter in general for dev work, but it ends up affecting other things.

You have the completely socially inept idiots that make half the team hate them and try to avoid working with them, increasing problems and work for other people. Just because they’re socially stupid, have low or no empathy, or are incapable of not being insufferable to others.

You have the people that are so bad at estimating that they keep making up numbers instead of waiting to think for a few minutes and say “ not sure, I need to research and estimate that”.

You have the surprise absentee for dumb as fuck reasons like “my phone died lol sorry”. They never do anything to actually improve, it is just “sorry guys! Btw I will do jackshit about this”.

Or the ones whining about virtually everything, all the time. Wtf why do I have to be on scrum at 12 tomorrow?! Wtf why do I have to record the result of that customer call? Wtf why should I talk with XYZ?

And if you leave them alone, everything burns. They actually need someone to tell them “hey mate you need to improve that, shall we plan something to do so?”. I think managers are useless and unneeded when you have adults working, but it seems like most of the population is composed of children. It’s basically another form of daycare.

And you have to prepare shit around all of these constraints.

Then you have the one guy that reads the requirements, has common sense, and is inoffensive and can work like a normal adult human that needs no baby sitting. A ray of light on this shitshow.

I just want to go back to pure dev.

"Detective Pikachu" actually looks fucking amazing. Pikachu is voiced by RYAN REYNOLDS and it's a movie that recognizes that a lot of original Pokemon players are adults now, and balances that well with their current target audience of children. I am very, very excited.

Boyfriend just got rejected after spending 45 minutes annotating a video using a company's shitty product they asked him to learn and utilize for the interview itself.

He did a fine job, if I do say so myself.

He was rejected today, with no reason other than a list of "common things that might have triggered a rejection".

Oh and the classic "we're sorry, we can't tell you why we rejected you - but we look forward to you re-applying in 45 days!"

Why the fuck not? If you're a recruiter and you do this shit, go royally fuck yourself. It's so beyond unprofessional and there's zero reason for it.

If he fucked up and failed, fine. At least tell him why. Be fucking adults. Your shit fucking stinks just like everyone else's, this isn't American Idol or the Hunger Games; you're not President Snow, and even Simon will tell you why you suck.

Fucking aggravating.

As someone who learns everything alone , researching and all it really frustrates the fuck out of me to have to babysit grown ass adults into learning anything.

I am the manager of a customer service team of about 10-12 members. Most of the team members are right out of school and this is their first professional job and their ages range from 22-24. I am about 10 years older than all of my employees. We have a great team and great working relationships. They all do great work and we have established a great team culture.

Well, a couple of months ago, I noticed something odd that my team (and other employees in the building) started doing. They would see each other in the hallways or break room and say “quack quack” like a duck. I assumed this was an inside joke and thought nothing of it and wrote it off as playful silliness or thought I perhaps missed a moment in a recent movie or TV show to which the quacks were referring.

Fast forward a few months. I needed to do some printing and our printer is in a room that can be locked by anyone when it is in use (our team often has large volumes of printing they need to do and it helps to be able to sort things in there by yourself, as multiple people can get their pages mixed up and it turns into a mess). The door had been locked the entire day and this was around noon, and the manager I have the key to the door in case someone forgot to unlock it when they left. I walked in, and there were two of my employees on the couch in the copier room having sex. I immediately closed the door and left.

This was last week and as you can imagine things are very awkward between the three of us. I haven’t addressed the situation yet because of a few factors: This was during both of their lunch hours. They were not doing this on the clock (they had both clocked out, I immediately checked). We have an understanding that you can go or do anything on your lunch that you want, as long as you’re back after an hour. Also, as you mentioned in your answer last week to the person who overheard their coworker involved in “adult activities,” these people are adults and old enough to make their own choices.

But that’s not the end of the story. That same day, after my team had left, I was wrapping up and putting a meeting agenda on each of their desks for our meeting the next day. Out in broad daylight on the guys desk (one of the employees I had caught in the printing room) was a piece of paper at the top that said “Duck Club.” Underneath it, it had a list of locations of places in and around the office followed by “points.” 25 points – president’s desk, 10 points – car in the parking lot, 20 points – copier room, etc.

So here is my theory about what is going on (and I think I am right). This “Duck Club” is a club people at work where people get “points” for having sex in these locations around the office. I think that is also where the quacking comes into play. Perhaps this is some weird mating call between members to let them know they want to get some “points” with the other person, and if they quack back, they meet up somewhere to “score.” The two I caught in the copier room I have heard “quacking” before.

I know this is all extremely weird. I wasn’t even sure I wanted to write you because of how weird this seems (plus I was a little embarrassed). I have no idea what to do. As I mentioned above, they weren’t on the clock when this happened, they’re all adults, and technically I broke a rule by entering the copier room when it was locked, and would have never caught them if I had obeyed that rule. The only company rule I can think of that these two broke is using the copier room for other purposes, preventing someone else from using it.

I would love to know your opinion on this. I tend to want to sweep it under the rug because I’m kind of a shy person and would be extremely embarrassed to bring it up.

My job feels (and acts) like a soulless void.

Wow, that sounds like lyrics to an emo song for adults. screw that.

But it's still pretty accurate: While I have quite a few coworkers, and they're at least somewhat chatty, they never seem to respond to me, or even notice me. I see them talking, but anything I do or say gets ignored. It goes into the void and disappears.

I talk in the off-topic channels. People talk around me.
I make comments on releases. No responses.
I talk about music I've been addicted to. No responses.
I talk about food and cooking -- a popular topic at work. No responses.
I respond to an invitation to join the security team. No responses. (well, an empty deferral)
I release various features, some both my boss and a coworker described as "soul-crushing." No thanks, priase, appreciation; honestly, no one even seemed to notice.
I build useful utilities and functions for other devs to use. Nothing.
I optimize the scripts everyone uses on a daily basis, and mention it to others. Still nothing.

The void eats my efforts, and occasionally spits out parcels of work for me to do. The only responses I recieve from the void are when I ask about its parcels of work. When I send them back completed, nothing happens -- unless they need more work. If they do not... nothing.

My previous job was friendly and nice and rewarding.
The job before that was Hell.
This one feels like Purgatory, but ... somehow emptier.

I really hate the childish corporate culture at some tech companies. Today I received my Christmas "gift" from my employer. It was a branded chocolate bar and a sticker pack. The stickers were designed by our UX designers, and the stickers look like they are made for little toddlers at kindergarten. The stickers said things like "Make Friends!" and "To The Moon!". Jesus Christ, are we little kids? The average age of an employee at my company is around 30 years old, and those are the stickers you give us? Stickers are childish anyways, but it seems like 50% of my autistic colleagues seem to like putting those ugly things on their laptops to lick the boots of upper management.

The office itself literally looks like a kindergarten. There's LEGO artwork on the walls and the "Make Friends!" and "To The Moon!" nonsense and similar motivational bullshit is plastered on all the walls. Seriously, who ever thought it's a good idea to tell 30 year old adults to "make friends!". I already have my friends, I don't need to be friends with anyone at work, and I definitely don't need to be told to do so!

Even funnier than that is the fact that the whole "To The Moon!" bullshit is a phrase introduced by upper management to symbolize their effort and wish to make our company bigger and stronger by having a bigger market share. Basically it's the rich peeps from upper management telling us to work harder and make them more successful. Today I had a meeting in which they told me they wouldn't increase my salary because they have a tight budget this year because of the economic problems we're currently facing. But that doesn't stop them from childishly motivating us with bullshit like "To The Moon!" so they can become richer themselves, while the little people at the bottom of the pyramid need to work harder without extra pay.

The most annoying part of this is that many employees lick the boots of upper management and go along with all this bullshit. God I hate cringy childish corporate culture so much.

There's this one lead dev in our dpt who keeps posting pictures to our company's Teams 'general' channel with shit in the toilet after someone forgot to either flush or use the brush.
Caption usualy says "I don't mean to cause nausea to anyone, but we are all adults here and should know how to flush / use the toilet brush".

Does every company have this guy or are we the chosen ones?

While browsing friend finding apps I realized that I'm actually a lame person.

Wow. Thanks technology. Defo needed that leg up to the noose. 😒

The reason I liked Captain Marvel, is because it wasn't about defeating something or someone. It was about remembering who you are, picking yourself up, and moving forward with what you've always wanted to do.

This is a similar situation with most designers and developers.

If you watch it again, notice that she was always falling hard. From riding a bike to completing an obstacle course, she would try something and fail.

But she kept trying.

After losing sight of her goals by being distracted and derailed by someone else with another agenda - she was slowly reminded of them, and eventually remembered what she forgot.

Then, not only was she was able to what she originally set out to do - but, ended up doing them better than she ever expected.

If that's not a great story for boys and girls to grow up with - and, for adults to learn from (including some of my peers) - I honestly don't know what is.

I fucking hate morning people like the one in the story below!

Before we begin story time I want to acknowledge some things.

This is largely a case of a person having a lack of awareness and giving in to their base instincts (which are wrong).

People all tend to think that everyone else is like them (most children below a certain age cannot make this distinction and many adults never learn it either).

To take it a step further, anyone who isn't just like them is Lazy/Bad/An Asshole/etc.

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

Now it's story time...

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I worked for a startup. We used a modified SCRUM, and we had standups every day @ 10 AM, the other team had then at 11:30 AM.

We get a new product owner. He is a morning person. But basically, he is a day-trader so he wakes up at 5 AM to trade and is in the office by 8 AM every day.

The problem is, he uses this as a reason to leave every day at 3 PM when EVERY other member of the team is there until at least 5 PM.

So he says one day (when I am not there) that we are moving our standups to 8:30 AM...

"Because he wants to make more use of the time and wants to get more done!"

So the next day a bunch of us miss this standup, the second day I was there in time but instead of going to the standup I sent them a picture of myself sitting in a coffee shop across the street with a message saying...

"I will be holding a meeting today at 10 AM, I expect EVERYONE to be there. If anyone on our team is absent then we will sit there and that absent person will be responsible for the time we waste waiting for them."

10 AM rolls around and the Product Owner is nowhere to be seen. The team starts complaining about the early standup and I tell them that this meeting is for me to take care of it. I tell them to sit silently and let me handle it.

We all message the PO saying the same thing...
"Come to the meeting, You are wasting our time!!!"

So he shows up at 10:20 AM and it begins.

(Now I'm going to do this as a conversation)

PO: "So I assume this is about the standup?..."

ME: "Feel free to ramble on as long as you want, you have already wasted 20 minutes of our time so we will sit here quietly and wait for you to decide you are ready to stop wasting our time with your ramblings. That's fine."

<PO then shuts up in disbelief>

ME: "So are you finished?"

PO: ...

ME: "I'm expecting an answer PO!"

PO: Yes, for now.

ME: I am moving our standups to 5 PM, end of discussion.

PO: Becuase your too lazy to be here by 8 AM?

<I expected this>

ME: No because I'm an asshole who expect everyone to conform to my schedule.

PO: ..., Well, I am not here at 5 PM.

ME: Sounds like your too "lazy" be here at 5 PM, eh?

PO: I have other things I do then.

ME: Ah, now the truth comes out. You care more about your life than our business. That's unacceptable! I personally don't care what you want to do. The fact is that we are working here and every day we end up having PO questions that need to and can't be answered because you are not here.

PO: <To the team> The standup is still at 8:30 AM.

ME: <To the team> The standup is at 5 PM. End of story. And from now on whenever we have questions before 5 for PO and he is not here we will be recording it and putting it in his report.

Then I walk away.

That day we held a standup at 5 PM. He wasn't there. He held a standup at 8:30 AM and he didn't even show up. He stayed home a video in. He then arrived in the office and said...

PO: Since no one was in the standup today we will be moving it back to 10 AM.

ME: Since PO has seen the selfishness of his ways, We will be moving the standup from 5 PM back to 10 AM.

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

Going around the building of a large mega corp telling all my internal customers their projects are going from "green" to "red" because I had a layoff meeting later that morning.
Ever see adults cry because their "favorite developer" was getting sacked and they would not see their project in time, or at worse, canceled?

Kids:
if(true)
{
}

Adults:
if(!false)
{
}

Legend:
if(!false && true)
{
}

*sigh*

So we have this supervisor that I’ve mentioned before in my previous rant(read if interested). This man has been a pain to my side since I started working here. He does a phenomenally good job at being a douche bag and he has the need to resort to screaming and yelling if you happen to disagree with his methodology in any point of you. He likes to make fun of and be little you as well. Oh and I’ll mention he does it in front of all your co-workers. All bad habits and even less from some one in a supervisor position.

I think I’m a pretty reasonable guy, I try to get my work done only asking for help when absolutely necessary ie idk what’s going on or I’m stuck. This guy has the bad habit of breathing over your shoulder while you’re working......... Anyway I hit a breaking point today and waited til he was in his office to confront him.

I asked to walk in politely and asked if I could close the door it was a personal matter. After I sat down and vented to him explaining that what he’s doing with this egotistical persona of his is wrong and it’s creating an environment that cause everyone to feel like shit thus cause lowered work efficiency. I told him that belittling and offending is a bad tactic and that we are grown ass adults. It shouldn’t be necessary for you to yell or make fun of me, shit if I wanted to eat yelled at I’d go home to my father. He’s allowed this guy is not.

Well cutting it short I finished the convo and he didn’t say much just agreed with some points and stressed others that would be too much to mention. I’m not dumb either I recorded the convo just in case he tries to pull something. But I get the feeling like this is gonna turn out really well or it’s gonna go south.

Just wanted to rant to the rantFam first.

I’m done now.

I hate social media because I have to keep it in one way or the other (don't ask)

As such, I have to deal with multiple bullshit that I read from people.

The trust fund baby with a daddy selected job posting images on him on Cancun "lIfe Is To Be EnjOyeD, go AhEaD trAvEl" <--- bitch I work. I am happy that you enjoy shit but fuck me man have some sense of reality.

Many more shit like that, plus, it is a pandemic fuckhead, chill the fuck out.

The retarded veteran that continues to cry about a football player kneeling on a football match.....even though he was told by a fucking ex Special Forces to take a knee in peaceful protest.

Mexican adults talking about American politics.....dude you live in FUCKING MEXICO your fucking president is a national MEME

the list continues, I hate social media.

Remote work (for the software industry, at least) is PERFECT and I still haven't heard a single argument against it that could not be derived into one of the following explanations:
- the complainer is/has a terrible manager
- the complainer has a shitty house
- the complainer has a shitty family
- the complainer is a shitty person
Naturally I mean only real-adult healthy people who work in the software industry.

I will now list the complaints I have heard more often. All fit neatly in the categories above:
- "my family interrupts me a lot, require lots of attention and/or creates an environment I cannot work in" - in this case it is very irresponsible of the complainer to try and escape to an office. If the adults you live with cannot get by without you, how going to an office will help them? If you can't teach your children to behave, who will?

- "my house is noisy and/or uncomfortable" - move out! if you can go to the office, you can look for another place to live.

- "I need in person conversations to understand people / zoom meetings are a waste of time" - why? do you need the smell of other people to properly organize your thoughts? Yes, meetings are extra-shitty during the pandemic. But pandemics come and go and your terrible time management skills won't simply improve themselves. Learn to lead better meetings instead of blaming the medium.

- "I miss face-to-face interactions at work" - Those do not miss you. If you want to have personal conversations, do it *out of working hours* with consenting adults. If you want to have personal touch in work contexts, it is called "sexual harassment" and is a crime.

- "my employees / colleagues are not as effective without me breathing at their necks" - you are a terrible manager and leader if you can't inspire people in words only. Maybe even video.

My main point is, there is no argument against WFH. When people try to argue against it, they often actually mean "I don't like the pandemic". No shit. Life will be better after people stop dieing for breathing close to their friends and family. In the mean time, learn to organize your life instead of running away from it every day.

Have you ever been to love theatre? How many times? Have you ever seen a movie? How many?
Why so many more movies than live theatre? You think you would have liked the movies, and their price, more if it was live theatre? Would you have seen as many?
WFH is not perfect for everybody in the planet. But it sure is for the software industry.

1. it like playing with lego, but for adults, and you have almost no limit
2. it's the best way I know to express an idea
3. I just love having the PC doing exactly what I tell it to do, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever

What do you call a group of poor young adults?

A college!

How to ensure only adults can see content, thats right, add opening hours 😄

If you dont find any answers on stack overflow dont post a question there.

That place is too cruel for adults let alone kids

I dream of a chat bot that would read my Kanban/scrum boards and answer status queries for me.
Instead of spending 1h13mins (I measured) on average EACH AND EVERY DAY just telling people whatever is written on the story cards, the robot could tell them for me.

Maybe someone will suggest on the comments that people should just read by themselves on the story cards. Yeah, people will ask you where the toilet is while you are peeing on it. That is why we need robot nannies for professional adults.

Fuck, some feature requests seriously…

I’m sorry but this business app is being built for adults. I’m sorry if that doesn’t accommodate all users.

!rant && POLL

A lot of people are asking for poll feature. There have been many debates. While reading those, I even thought we should probably ask a debate feature before poll.

Anyway you can actually create poll rant. Just gotta be creative and a bit organized like adults (hope we all are).

1) you ask your poll question as rant
2) you enter your poll choices as comments
3) people ++ their favorite choice comment (s)

Of course this is not a poll-poll feature so there are many lacking functions. But at least it works to certain extent.

Eg Question : What is your OS?

Kids: I'll tell mom, she'll scold you.
Adults: Looping in my team lead in mail chain
Source: Twitter

Python trusts you. It says "hey, if you want
to go poking around in dark places, I'm gonna trust that you've got
a good reason and you're not making trouble."

After all, we're all consenting adults here.

I'm just FUCKING DONE. Everyone around me looks at me like a fucking paycheck they either don't want to pay me or like one they want from me but that I can't make enough of. Every time I open my stupid cakehole something stupid flies out of it that offends someone or makes me look incompetent or sets me back somehow. I'm not suicidal but I don't want to be on this planet anymore. I'm stranded here with nobody who wants to hire me and people around me who are tapping their feet waiting for people to hire me. I have nothing in my bank accounts to cover enormous and increasing monthly expenses coming up on the horizon and no way to pay for them. I have a stupid president who just keeps making it worse and worse with every stupid thing that comes out of his geriatric mouth or that he signs with his shaking dementia-ridden hand. He just keeps taxing me and taxing me and now has an army the size of the FUCKING NATIONAL GUARD of IRS agents ready to FUCK ME UP THE ASS if I have just one business expense out of order. I have all of this responsibility for my family and none of the power to do anything for them. And now that most of my kids are adults, none of them can afford to move out for the long-term future and also they're not able to get much money to help out so it's still incumbent on me to carry them until they're like FUCKING 35 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING! The wife is pretty much sick of me and my shitty attitude about it all and she says she thinks that I think it's all her fault. We don't have any kind of romantic relationship anymore (well, I have all the interest and she has all the avoidance).

Also, I'm a man, and white, and straight, and "privileged" (oh, so privileged) so I'm the _worst person on the planet_.

I was born on this earth to be a FUCKING WARNING, not the lesson. When that meteor comes, let it take me out first.

I feel fucking proud of myself.

I spent the better part of three days trying to figure out how to compile source code on Linux using ./configure and stuff and best place to put the compiled source after running make and it all works. It's such a small thing but seeing as I've been tarnished with Windows this is a great accomplishment to me.

Also because I wasted days figuring this out, jumping to multiple topics, progressing deeper and deeper into different topics to figure it out... abstraction would've been nice...

Fucking Django is the only project thaat claims to be for perfectionist but actually is a steaming pile of spaghetti code, data transfer objects, configuration objects and useless wrappers and shit. I mean this shits made by adults with computer science degrees how the fuck can they get that shit so wrong?

I cannot remember having seen a more unethical and pushy user interface than the one of viagogo.

I'm a frustrated to close the entire tab within the first 10 seconds. It's a sad story on on how it tries to instill a sense of urgency to BOOK NOW!

100 people are looking RIGHT NOW at the YOUR offer! Stop thinking, act fast! BUY IT, YOU FOOL OR IT IS GONE!

Here, see all those other options are already sold out m( Oh look, that option over there? Just sold out in this very instant you lazy ass.

I have seen something similar on booking.com and airbnb, yet this egregious implementation truly gets my blood boiling and sets a new low.

I'll take my business elsewhere.

If you develop a web shop, treat your customers as actual adults. Let them breathe. Let them make an informed decision.

If you need to rush them, your business model is broken.

If my employer would ask me to develop something like that, I'd escalate hard. If that wouldn't suffice, I'd reject implementing that anti-feature and would look for a new job out of principle.

I realized that I am old enough now that the first answer to "name a toy adults use in the bedroom" that comes to mind is: Kindle

I think I finally, really, comprehend why secret societies have historically been created... I mean the potentially logical ones. This train of thought is logically terrifying.

I want a logic check.

I've been jokingly mentioning some of my totally true, practically useless in most scenarios, skills/specific fields of knowledge/ability under a moniker of 'extremely useful, assuming apocalyptic event' for years. Things like advanced knowledge of Coefficients of glass expansion, Fortran, various things that have caused friends to refer to me as MacGyver after the reboot came out.

In recent years, I've personally encountered several varieties of the ones defined by helplessness, self-victimisation, some version of a real disability... that theyve expounded into a personified personal nemesis-- to flashily battle yet never overcome, etc... the vast majority perplexing me as to why that's a valid form of life to them... it's not that they never consider some other way; the ball is just quickly dropped and never picked back up.

College?(not that I'm a big fan) they wish they could but so expensive... aide? The form was hard/confusing/past-due...

Lookup/learn something more indepth than a tiktok? *some self-deprecating bs*

Yet it's "I always wanted to do/be/learn X"

Shows like 'How It's Made' fascinate, but don't inspire enough for a 5min google query.

In the dev world its a clear, inverted pyramid-- one of the first posts I saw when I rejoined here was ostream's rant on Apple sucking because after they stop support/updates you "can't" load a different OS... ofc you can. But several comments down... no mention of that... i think it was @LensFlare who was the only one in ~15 respondents to point out the core logical fallacy.

Basic shit is totally forgotten... try asking some random adults what plastic is made from... or pay attention to how many people declare they have a gluten "allergy".

I get people frequently telling me that things im pointing out as differences don't matter because "it's just semantics"... semantics is literally the epitome of "significance", with roots in 'meaning' and 'truth'

Back to the main issue... We are in a world where DIY is typically something you pay more to do as a catered experience than actually learning anything, people destroy their own arguments hopes of validity unwittingly often by stating the arguement, get 'offended' or 'triggered' by factual statements, propagate misinformation and bastardise words until MW needs money enough to print a new version, likely adding the misuse as an actual definition and basic knowledge and the thought to actually learn is vetoed by the existence of google translate, the wisdom of tiktok and the pure brillance of troubleshooting every random linux issue you have from not knowing basic CLI and thinking linux makes you cool, with chmod 777 because so many other dumbasses on forums keep propagating misinformation. Ask them what 777 means, most have no clue... as they didnt consider googling that one before putting it in a terminal several times.
The number of humans that actually know the basic shit that the infrastructure of the world is built on keeps decreasing... and we aren't even keeping a running tally.

The structure of the internet has the right idea... dns- 13 active master root servers, with multiple redundancies if they start dropping... hell ICANN is like a secret society but publicly known/obfuscated... the modern internet hasnt had a global meltdown... aside from the lack of censorship and global availability changing the social definition of a valid use of braincells to essentially propagating spam as if it's factual and educational.

So many 'devs' so few understanding what a driver is, much less how to write one... irl network techs that don't know what dhcp is or that their equiptment has logs... professionals in deducated fields like Autism research/coping... no clue why it was called "autism", obesity and malnutrition simultaneously existing in the same humans... it's like we need to prepare a subterranean life-supporting vault and stock it like Noah's ark... just including the basic knowledge of things that used to be common/obvious. I've literally had 2 different, early 20s, female, certified medical assistants taking my medical history legitimately ask if not having a uterus made it harder to get pregnant...i wish i was joking.

Any ideas better than a subterranean human vault system? It's not like we can simply store detailed explanations, guides, media... unless we find a way to make them into obfuscated tiktok videos apparently on nonsense or makeup tutorials.

The adults are the software engineers.

That is all.

Even though my coding bootcamp was pretty shitty, I did make friends with the person seated next to me on the first day. We were assigned seats next to each other. We bonded over our thoughts of “we’re adults wtf is up with assigned seats” and “I would never sit at the back of the classroom.”

She really helped me out when I didn’t understand some things in class. I helped her with notes on days when she was absent.

Even though we don’t socialize much after bootcamp, I still consider her a great friend.

I loosely set aside Friday evening, Sunday and Monday for a rush job that was supposedly urgent. Monday I was sent the style-guide. It's mandatory to be written with bootstrap. Tuesday 10am, no copy, no images, no idea where the code will go or how it's context's global CSS will cascade over mine. Visual designer says the logo they provided me isn't crisp enough. How many grown adults does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 9?

Bought great book from this Spanish company on Drupal. The book is well structured and the examples are excellent. Just some typos that they mistranslate from Spanish.

But thought it was weird that the code examples were not available online. Sent them an email to request for them.

They answered that the code is not online beacuse their students have to remake the code using the book in their courses. And ask them if I was interested in the course.

Fuck them! They are using opensource code but their examples are not open source because of some elementary-level school mentality that their students might copy the code and somehow not learn well.

They are fucking adults ffs!

Ps: Even though their answer piss me off, they still have the best book I've read on Drupal.

Looking for "real reviews" of Udemy courses.

Who here have taken a Udemy course?

Which course did you take?

What was your opinion of it, in terms of overall quality, material coverage, interactivity (the coursework), and so forth?

Did you feel you actually learned useful things at the conclusion of it?

Had you taken a similar course through a different service? Which service and how did it compare?

There are some $10 courses at Udemy I'm considering purchasing. But there are two $100/each courses I'm highly interested in. TMI: We are a single income, single parent household of 3 with Christmas nearing and all the childrens have birthdays this month. Spring Break was apparently a very busy time for the adults of our extended family. Hence, even the $10 is hard to part with.

Everything we have in life is a set of illusions, one seemingly more real than the other. When a child pees themselves in their sleep, they pee in a perfectly real bucket. They hear a steady, real sound of urine hitting the wall, confirming they didn’t miss, but somehow, it doesn’t sit well with them, and they doubt. A serious, full-grown adult is different in just one thing — they also shit themselves.

They lack that doubt that brings the child closer to the truth. Instead, adults have a so-called “scientific worldview”, that, in a nutshell, is about how the bucket is real because of the sound, and the sound is real because of the bucket, and thus, we all should be working 24/7.

To help a serious, full-grown adult wake up from this reality, death exists.

Oh china, you always know how to snap me out of long stints of mundane and/or annoying, chore-esq work.
//...and letting me excuse a 10min, otherwise purely wrong procrastination down a current political rabbit hole

I gotta say, at least in china they are bold enough to put their image and identity on whatever they make... but in that 'im selling pseudo-sex, not because im sexy--just the opposite, so you know I relate' way.

Side note: i got an automated spam call survey yesterday*... it ot got to the 1st (of claimed 3) question.. which had a surprising amount of actual reiterations before looping... it was determined to get opinions(and totally incept the lemmings, soccer moms and politically ignorant into their stance, plus intense rage/disgust/dreams of standing on a soap box and fighting about this new issue they were totally unaware of.)... about this actively serving, politician's demand that china sell tiktok or totally stop allowing any operations/use on american soil... because of the heavily implied heinous nature of controlling and twisting society via media to it's explicitly declared communism... even directly called china, as a whole, communists, with impressive dramatics (and i coached public speaking hs and college kids then over a decade of business consulting, typically involving coaching vocals and implicit vocab)

I actually listened to it because it's what a typical subject, brought out of the koolaid fog, would view as ridiculously ironic(assuming they knew the actual, and therefore inherently ironic, def if irony... most dont. It's disturbing)... but it you have decent common sense, and dont emotionally view your entirety as wrong/broken/needing to be fixed in a cult-like manner, it's the oposite of irony. History of/and politics pull this crap all the time. It still works.

It reminds me of how my moniker, awesomeest, came about. In 3rd grade i realised that even adults, knowing they were chatting with an 8yr old, even if they knew/used the correct spelling of a, less common, term... if i misspelled it as if i thought it was right, theyd actually change their spelling to match (in perpetuity) albeit my vocab was easily high school level by then...likely at least in part to my flawless(aka blind/ignorant) demeanor of confidence that whatever i said/thought was totally correct, as a matter of fact. Not like the insecure ppl trying to prove something

I used to find it so comical... now it's just sad.

This bs automated political spam/manipulation is the modern version of i remember of kids farting in the late 90s... the culprit quickly accusing someone else of their offense, but even extra immature kids 25+ yrs ago figured that out... and even made the retort a catchy rhyme..."the one who smelt it, dealt it"

*i basically programmed in a counter attack/something akin to immature passive aggressive ' who"s really the one wasting the other's time and resources now?!? Ha!' ...odd numbers automatically go into a sort of echo chamber instead of ringing, with a manual escape to actually ringing/calling prompt built in.

I can listen in at any time without it having any effecf/sound too.

I'm curious if anyone participates in these minor acts of terrorism to complete an unrequested, intrusive, and human-less format of a proclaimed opinion poll? And if you do, are you honest? Why do you do it?

Annoyance at spam aside... the real victim I mentally mourn, and view it's method of demise akin to a cardinal sin (assuming religion...blah blah)... is the data! I <3 data... good, unobscured, not contrived, simple, pure, raw data... killed before its birth :'(

So I just enjoy the intellectual social and sexual company of adults and noone else, without horrific drama attached and strange fetish, is there noone else like this ?

Question for leads...
Have you found that it's possible to have a balanced leadership style instead of ruling with an iron fist?

Let me explain what I mean.

There's always going to be room for improvement, there's going to be at least the occasional issue that happens, etc.
As a lead, your job is to not have issues happen and to have the team work effectively.

Now, for me, my goal was to have a balanced style in the sense that if there's a small issue or small room for improvement, but the team is already stressed, I take the heat for it if necessary and let them relax so they're not stressed and they can focus on the bigger things.
For medium improvements, I essentially put it to the vote so the team can have their say in whether they agree with the proposal on improvement.
And so on, idea being to have a balance between "Do what I tell you" and "do whatever you want".

However, I have found that doing so does essentially nothing to improve team morale and team cohesion. Any thing that needs doing and I force them into it, any thing I don't protect them from, any thing they don't agree with will still manifest as problems in the team, a single "you have to do this" will make them complain about the leadership style being "force to implement".

Being completely hands off and essentially not a lead, just basically a support dev more or less, is not what I'm really looking for, but also isn't good for a team that does genuinely have things that need to improve (stupid errors not being caught in dev OR review, system not being fully testable because of external dependencies that are not really necessary for tests, etc).

So the only option I see there is simply ruling with an iron fist and leaning into being that hated lead that just forcea you to do things and "doesn't care about you".
I've already stepped down from this lead position because I don't want to be that guy, but if I'm looking for another position I'm curious if this is just universal or hae you guys found that it IS possible to have a "good team" where you can be adults and discuss things as a team and improve as a team?

Push a commit to Bluemix DevOps server, it starts deploying

Go out with your partner, become a parent, see your kids grow into adults, become a grand parent.

Blumix still hasn't deployed.

Why IBM? Why?

Whenever we have to do Sprint Retros i feel like i am trapped in self-help group.
Recently, we had to describe our work/team like we would do amazon reviews. That is, we had to write "reviews" about our last sprint.

I sincerely would like to know why we can't discuss problems like grown adults, if there are any. Why do we have to pretend we are in a space rocket, on a sailing boat, in a formula one race car or reviewing amazon articles to articulate our needs?
I feel like developers are treated like stupid, little kids, and the majority of the developers don't have a problem with it.

I think that leaving a child of just a year or even few months in front of the tv equals to an adult watching porn, the more your baby keep watching the cartoons on the TV the more he is not satisfied and would like to watch something BETTER. Now let's compare it to us as Adults, the more asses and holes you watch on pornhub the more you don't feel satisfied and you keep looking for something more exciting, and that's how you damage your brain.

What do you think?

Communist argue here: corporations are bad, but they agree governments are like corporations and bad too, but still want more government control. Too many diaper adults these days.

There are many ways to get rid of bad corporations one by boycotting it. On the other hand, there are no ways to get rid of bad policies. You'd be protesting your whole life for a net 0.0000001% of the change or none at all. Some people even burn themselves for protesting.

I apologize they're not going to arrest me because we already settled all that years back when it was actually 2021. they just happen to have copies of young peopel while the adults keep growing older and i'm the crazy one.

Being french is okay for adults, that's their own personal choice but I don't think it's appropriate for children

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Birthday Parties: Add excitement and entertainment to any age birthday celebration.

Corporate Events: Engage your employees, clients, and guests with a memorable, interactive experience.

School Events: From proms to graduation parties, our 360 photobooth is sure to bring excitement to your school functions.

Fundraisers: Create an interactive experience that attracts more guests and helps support your cause.

Book Your 360 Photobooth Today!
Ready to add some flair and fun to your event? Contact Games Straight 2U today to book our 360 Photobooth and take your celebration to new heights! We’re excited to bring this revolutionary experience to your next event in Tracy, California, and surrounding areas.

Contact Information
Phone: +1 (408) 807-8868
Location: Tracy, California, United States

Dream Smile Dental: Your Trusted Lakewood Ranch and Parrish Dentists for a Beautiful Smile

At Dream Smile Dental, located in Bradenton, FL, we are committed to providing exceptional dental care for patients in Lakewood Ranch, Parrish, and the surrounding areas. Whether you are seeking routine dental care, a Bradenton dental consultation, or a complete Bradenton smile makeover, our team is here to ensure you receive personalized care and achieve the smile you've always dreamed of.

Located conveniently at 4326 FL-64, Bradenton, FL 34208, we offer a wide range of services designed to meet the needs of every patient, from preventive care to cosmetic enhancements. Our team of experienced dental professionals is dedicated to providing you with the highest level of care in a comfortable and welcoming environment.

Lakewood Ranch Dentist: Exceptional Care for Your Family
As your trusted Lakewood Ranch dentist, we understand that dental care is a vital part of your overall health and well-being. Whether you're in need of routine preventive care, restorative treatments, or cosmetic procedures, we are here to provide the best care for you and your family.

Services We Offer as Your Lakewood Ranch Dentist:
Routine Checkups and Cleanings: Regular dental exams and cleanings are essential for maintaining oral health and preventing issues like cavities, gum disease, and tooth decay.
Dental Fillings and Crowns: We offer high-quality fillings and crowns to restore teeth that are damaged by decay or injury.
Teeth Whitening: For those seeking a brighter, more radiant smile, we offer professional whitening treatments that deliver excellent results.
Cosmetic Dentistry: Our Lakewood Ranch dentist services also include smile makeovers, porcelain veneers, and dental bonding to enhance the appearance of your smile.
Orthodontics and Clear Aligners: We provide teeth-straightening solutions, including traditional braces and clear aligners, for both teens and adults.
When you visit us, we take the time to listen to your concerns and goals, and we tailor our treatments to meet your specific needs. If you’re looking for a Lakewood Ranch dentist who is dedicated to providing high-quality care with a personal touch, Dream Smile Dental is the right choice for you.

Parrish Dentist: Comprehensive Care for Your Family's Dental Health
At Dream Smile Dental, we are proud to serve patients in Parrish with comprehensive dental care. Whether you need a routine exam, restorative work, or cosmetic enhancements, our Parrish dentist team is here to provide the services you need to maintain a healthy smile.

Why Choose Dream Smile Dental as Your Parrish Dentist?
Family-Friendly Care: We offer a warm, welcoming environment for patients of all ages. From children’s dentistry to adult treatments, our goal is to ensure everyone feels comfortable and cared for.
Emergency Dental Care: Dental emergencies can happen at any time, and we’re here to help. Whether you have a toothache, a cracked tooth, or a dental injury, we offer prompt care to relieve pain and prevent further damage.
Cosmetic Dentistry: We can enhance your smile with services such as veneers, bonding, and teeth whitening. If you’re looking for a smile makeover, our team can help you achieve your desired aesthetic results.
If you’re in need of a compassionate and skilled Parrish dentist, Dream Smile Dental is here to provide the dental care your family deserves. We focus on delivering personalized, high-quality treatments designed to keep your smile healthy and beautiful for years to come.

Bradenton Dental Consultation: Your Path to Better Oral Health
At Dream Smile Dental, we believe that understanding your oral health is the first step toward achieving the smile you want. Our Bradenton dental consultation services are designed to give you a thorough understanding of your current dental condition and the best treatment options available.

During your Bradenton dental consultation, we will:

Examine Your Teeth and Gums: We will carefully assess your oral health, checking for cavities, gum disease, and other potential issues.
Discuss Your Concerns and Goals: Whether you are concerned about a specific issue or looking to improve the overall appearance of your smile, we will listen to your needs and provide personalized advice.
Offer Preventive and Treatment Options: Based on the results of your consultation, we will recommend preventive measures or treatment options that best suit your needs, whether that involves cleanings, fillings, or more advanced procedures.
Answer Your Questions: We want you to feel informed and confident in your dental care, so we take the time to explain your treatment options and answer any questions you may have.
A Bradenton dental consultation at Dream Smile Dental is the perfect opportunity to take control of your oral health and start planning for a healthier smile.

Games Straight 2U: Revolutionizing Your Event with the 360 Photobooth Experience in Tracy, California

Are you looking to take your event to the next level with an innovative, fun, and unforgettable experience? Look no further than Games Straight 2U, the premier provider of the 360 Photobooth experience in Tracy, California! Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, corporate event, or any special occasion, our 360 photobooth adds excitement, engagement, and lasting memories to your celebration.

What is a 360 Photobooth?
A 360 Photobooth is an immersive and dynamic photo experience that allows guests to capture their best moments in full 360-degree motion. Unlike traditional photo booths, this interactive booth uses cutting-edge technology, creating high-quality videos or gifs that capture every angle of your guests as they strike fun poses, dance, or interact with props. It’s the perfect way to bring your event to life and give your guests something truly unique to take home.

Why Choose Games Straight 2U for Your 360 Photobooth?
Unmatched Experience for Your Guests
With a 360 Photobooth, your guests become the stars of their own highlight reel. Whether they are celebrating a wedding, birthday, or corporate event, they’ll love seeing themselves captured in full motion with incredible 360-degree footage. Our sleek and professional setup ensures that everyone will want to get in line for their turn!

Customized Branding & Themes
Make your event truly your own by customizing the 360 photobooth experience. From personalized overlays, event logos, and themes to unique backdrops and props, we provide a fully branded experience that aligns with the look and feel of your event. It’s not just about photos—it’s about creating an experience that your guests will remember forever.

Instant Sharing & Social Media Integration
In today’s digital age, sharing moments on social media is a big part of any celebration. With our 360 Photobooth, your guests can instantly share their videos or gifs on platforms like Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter. Our system allows for easy digital uploads, so your guests can show off their fun moments with just the click of a button, making it the perfect addition to any modern event.

High-Quality Videos and Photos
Our 360 photobooth captures high-definition video and high-quality still images, ensuring that every moment is recorded in stunning detail. From the sharpness of the visuals to the quality of the sound, every aspect of your 360 video is designed to impress and deliver an experience that will stand the test of time.

Interactive Fun for Everyone
The 360 Photobooth is fun for all ages! From children to adults, everyone loves stepping into the booth and having their moment of fun. Whether it's a group of friends striking a pose together, a family dancing, or guests showing off their best moves, the 360 photobooth captures it all in a way that traditional photo booths simply can’t.

Professional Setup and Friendly Service
At Games Straight 2U, we don’t just provide the equipment; we provide the service that ensures your event runs smoothly. Our professional staff will handle the setup, operation, and breakdown of the 360 photobooth, making sure everything is perfect so you can focus on enjoying your event. We’re here to make sure your experience is seamless, fun, and stress-free!

Why Tracy, California Loves Games Straight 2U
Tracy, California, is known for its vibrant and family-friendly community, and Games Straight 2U is proud to be a part of it. Our 360 photobooth service is quickly becoming a popular choice for locals who want to add a unique twist to their events. Whether you’re hosting a small gathering or a large celebration, we bring the latest technology and top-notch service to make your event unforgettable.

Perfect for Any Occasion
Our 360 Photobooth is ideal for a wide range of events, including:

Weddings: Capture every moment of joy and fun as your guests take full-circle videos and photos.

Birthday Parties: Add excitement and entertainment to any age birthday celebration.

Corporate Events: Engage your employees, clients, and guests with a memorable, interactive experience.

School Events: From proms to graduation parties, our 360 photobooth is sure to bring excitement to your school functions.

Fundraisers: Create an interactive experience that attracts more guests and helps support your cause.

Book Your 360 Photobooth Today!
Ready to add some flair and fun to your event? Contact Games Straight 2U today to book our 360 Photobooth and take your celebration to new heights! We’re excited to bring this revolutionary experience to your next event in Tracy, California, and surrounding areas.

Contact Information
Phone: +1 (408) 807-8868
Location: Tracy, California, United States

Swim Corps USA: Your Trusted Swim Academy and Swimming School in Temecula
If you’re looking for a swim academy or swimming school in Temecula that offers expert instruction, personalized programs, and a supportive learning environment, look no further than Swim Corps USA. Located at 39716 Winchester Rd, Temecula, CA 92591, our swim academy is dedicated to helping swimmers of all ages and skill levels develop their swimming abilities, build confidence, and achieve their aquatic goals.

At Swim Corps USA, we pride ourselves on providing top-tier swimming education through a variety of tailored programs. Whether you're a beginner just learning to swim or an experienced swimmer aiming to improve your technique, our swimming school offers the right lessons for you.

Why Choose Swim Corps USA as Your Swim Academy?
Choosing the right swim academy is key to developing strong swimming skills in a safe and supportive environment. Here are just a few reasons why Swim Corps USA stands out as a leading swimming school in Temecula:

1. Certified, Experienced Instructors
At Swim Corps USA, we understand the importance of quality instruction. Our team of certified and experienced swimming instructors has a passion for teaching and helping students achieve their swimming goals. Whether you're learning the basics or advancing to more complex strokes, our team is here to guide you through every step of the process.

2. Customized Programs for All Ages and Skill Levels
We offer a range of programs for swimmers of all ages and skill levels. From swimming lessons for children and adults to advanced swim training, our swim academy tailors each lesson to fit your individual needs. Whether you're looking for private lessons or prefer group classes, we provide a variety of options that help each swimmer progress at their own pace.

3. Focus on Water Safety and Technique
At Swim Corps USA, we don’t just teach swimming—we teach water safety. Understanding how to stay safe in and around water is a vital skill for every swimmer. In addition to learning strokes and endurance techniques, our swimming school emphasizes the importance of water safety, helping students build confidence while swimming in different environments.

4. State-of-the-Art Facilities
Our swim academy boasts modern, clean, and well-maintained pools, creating the perfect setting for learning and improving your swimming skills. The comfortable and safe environment ensures that students of all ages feel at ease while practicing and mastering new skills.

5. Flexible Scheduling and Convenient Location
Located at 39716 Winchester Rd, Temecula, CA 92591, Swim Corps USA is centrally located for easy access by residents of Temecula, Murrieta, and surrounding areas. We offer flexible scheduling for our swimming school programs, ensuring that swimming lessons fit into your busy lifestyle.

Benefits of Enrolling in a Swim Academy or Swimming School
Investing in a swimming school is not only about learning to swim but also about gaining lifelong benefits. Here are some of the advantages of joining Swim Corps USA:

Improved Physical Health: Swimming is a low-impact, full-body workout that increases cardiovascular fitness, builds muscle strength, and improves flexibility.
Water Safety Skills: Learning how to swim is essential for personal safety. Our swim academy teaches critical water survival techniques that can be life-saving.
Confidence Building: Swimming is a great way to boost self-confidence. Whether you’re mastering new strokes or overcoming a fear of water, the skills you learn in our swimming school will translate into greater confidence in the pool and beyond.
Social and Fun: Swimming classes are a fun and social way to stay active. Whether you’re swimming with peers in a group class or taking private lessons, the experience fosters a positive and enjoyable atmosphere.
Lifelong Skills: Swimming is a skill that can be enjoyed throughout your life. From fitness to recreation, the ability to swim opens doors to a variety of enjoyable activities, from beach days to competitive swimming.
Start Your Journey at Swim Corps USA Today!
Ready to take the plunge? At Swim Corps USA, we’re here to help you achieve your swimming goals, whether you're starting from scratch or fine-tuning your technique. Our swim academy and swimming school offer a range of programs to suit every swimmer’s needs.

Don’t wait—join the Swim Corps USA community today! To schedule your lessons or to learn more about our programs, contact us at +1 (951) 219-9215 or visit us at 39716 Winchester Rd, Temecula, CA 92591. We look forward to helping you become a confident, skilled swimmer!

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Slim Shadies Celebrity Sunglasses Limited: Premium Sport and Kids Sunglasses for Every Adventure

At Slim Shadies Celebrity Sunglasses Limited, we believe that sunglasses are more than just an accessory—they are a necessity for protecting your eyes and enhancing your style. Located at 8 Sadler Cl, Skegness PE25 3NN, United Kingdom, we specialize in offering high-quality, stylish eyewear for everyone, from adults to children. Our collection includes top-of-the-line sport sunglasses and kids sunglasses, designed to provide the ultimate protection and comfort for every member of the family.

Why Choose Sport Sunglasses?
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For athletes and outdoor enthusiasts, clarity of vision is key. Our sport sunglasses come with polarized lenses that reduce glare, ensuring that you can see clearly even in bright sunlight or on reflective surfaces. Whether you’re driving, running, or participating in water sports, our sunglasses will improve your visibility, helping you perform at your best.

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Why Choose Kids Sunglasses?
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Kids want sunglasses that are not only protective but also fun and stylish. Our kids sunglasses come in a variety of colors, shapes, and patterns, ensuring that your little ones can pick a pair that reflects their personality. From vibrant, playful designs to classic styles, our sunglasses are as fashionable as they are functional.

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We understand that kids can be tough on their belongings, which is why our kids sunglasses are built to withstand the rigors of play. Made from flexible, durable materials, these sunglasses are designed to survive drops, rough handling, and all the other adventures kids get up to. The frames are lightweight, and the lenses are shatterproof, providing a safe and secure option for children of all ages.

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Comfort is a top priority when it comes to kids sunglasses. Our sunglasses are designed with adjustable features and soft materials that ensure a snug but comfortable fit. Whether your child is at the park, the beach, or on a family hike, they can wear their sunglasses all day without discomfort.

Cove Martial Arts Academy: The Best Taekwondo Classes in Brownsboro, AL

Welcome to Cove Martial Arts Academy, your premier destination for high-quality taekwondo classes in Brownsboro, AL, and the surrounding areas. Whether you’re a beginner eager to start your martial arts journey or an experienced practitioner looking to refine your skills, our academy offers top-notch training in a supportive and safe environment.

Located at 295 Miller Ln, Brownsboro, AL 35741, Cove Martial Arts Academy provides a modern facility and expert instruction in taekwondo classes for students of all ages and skill levels. We are committed to helping you achieve your personal goals, whether you're seeking fitness, self-defense skills, or mental clarity through the practice of taekwondo.

Why Choose Cove Martial Arts Academy for Taekwondo Classes?
Experienced and Certified Instructors: Our instructors are highly trained and certified in taekwondo, with years of experience in martial arts. They are passionate about teaching and work diligently to help each student grow and achieve their goals in every taekwondo class.

Classes for All Ages and Levels: We believe that taekwondo is for everyone. From young children just starting to explore martial arts to adults looking to challenge themselves and stay fit, our taekwondo classes are designed for all ages and skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner or advanced practitioner, we have a class tailored just for you.

Self-Defense Training: Taekwondo is not only a way to stay fit but also a practical method of self-defense. In our taekwondo classes, you’ll learn effective techniques for defending yourself in real-life situations. By mastering the skills of taekwondo, you’ll gain confidence and the ability to protect yourself when needed.

Improved Fitness and Flexibility: Taekwondo is an excellent workout that enhances your strength, stamina, flexibility, and coordination. Our classes provide a full-body workout, helping you improve both physically and mentally. As you progress in your training, you'll notice increased flexibility, better balance, and overall fitness.

Mental Focus and Discipline: Taekwondo is not just about physical skill; it’s also about developing mental toughness. Our taekwondo classes teach discipline, concentration, and perseverance, all of which are essential for personal growth and success. These principles extend beyond the dojo and can positively impact your everyday life.

Convenient Location: Conveniently located at 295 Miller Ln, Brownsboro, AL 35741, Cove Martial Arts Academy is easily accessible to residents in Brownsboro and nearby communities. If you live in Huntsville, Madison, or surrounding areas, our academy offers a convenient location for you to train and improve your taekwondo skills.

Family-Oriented Environment: We encourage families to train together at Cove Martial Arts Academy. Our taekwondo classes provide a welcoming environment for all ages, fostering a sense of camaraderie and mutual support. Training as a family can strengthen relationships and create lasting memories as you achieve your goals together.

Our Taekwondo Programs:
Children’s Taekwondo Classes: Designed to be fun, engaging, and educational, our kids' classes help children build confidence, focus, and discipline while learning the art of taekwondo.

Adult Taekwondo Classes: Whether you want to get fit, learn self-defense, or challenge yourself, our adult classes offer a perfect balance of physical conditioning and mental development.

Private Lessons: For those who want personalized attention, we offer private taekwondo lessons tailored to your individual needs and goals.

Start Your Taekwondo Journey Today!
At Cove Martial Arts Academy, we are dedicated to helping you succeed in your taekwondo journey. Our academy provides a professional and friendly environment where you can develop your skills, improve your fitness, and cultivate the values of discipline and respect.

To learn more about our taekwondo classes, sign up for a free trial class, or simply get in touch with us, call +1 (256) 690-1703 today. We’re excited to have you join our taekwondo family!

Dr. Iospa Psychiatry Consulting PC: Specialized Psychiatric Care in New York City

At Dr. Iospa Psychiatry Consulting PC, we are committed to providing compassionate and personalized mental health care to individuals dealing with a wide range of concerns. Whether you’re struggling with sleep disorders, memory issues, or seeking expert cognitive evaluations, we offer specialized services designed to meet your needs. Located conveniently at 28 W 44th St #714, New York, NY 10036, we provide effective treatment for sleep disorders, cognitive testing, memory treatment, and more. Our team, led by Dr. Iospa, is here to guide you toward better mental health and well-being.

Why Choose Dr. Iospa Psychiatry Consulting PC?
Sleep Disorder Treatment Near Me
Sleep disorders can have a significant impact on your physical health, emotional well-being, and overall quality of life. If you're searching for sleep disorder treatment near me, Dr. Iospa Psychiatry Consulting PC offers personalized evaluations and treatment plans to help you achieve restful and restorative sleep. Whether you’re dealing with insomnia, sleep apnea, or other sleep-related issues, we work with you to identify the root causes and offer tailored therapies that improve your sleep patterns, leading to better overall health and energy levels.

Cognitive Testing Near Me
If you're experiencing memory difficulties, concentration problems, or other cognitive challenges, cognitive testing can help identify underlying issues and guide the treatment process. At Dr. Iospa Psychiatry Consulting PC, we offer comprehensive cognitive testing near me to assess various cognitive functions, including attention, memory, problem-solving, and more. This testing is essential for diagnosing conditions such as ADHD, brain injuries, learning disabilities, or cognitive decline. Once the evaluation is complete, we work with you to develop a personalized treatment plan to address your cognitive concerns and improve mental clarity.

Memory Treatment Near Me
Memory problems can range from minor lapses to more serious impairments, and they can significantly impact your daily life. If you're searching for memory treatment near me, Dr. Iospa offers expert services to help improve memory function. Our personalized memory treatment plans include cognitive rehabilitation, therapeutic exercises, and lifestyle strategies designed to enhance memory, focus, and overall cognitive health. Whether you’re dealing with stress-related memory issues or neurological conditions, we provide the support and care needed to help you regain confidence in your memory and cognitive abilities.

Adult Psychiatrist Near Me
Seeking professional help for mental health concerns is an important step toward better well-being. If you’re searching for an adult psychiatrist near me, Dr. Iospa is here to provide the expert care you need. With years of experience treating adults with a wide range of psychiatric conditions, Dr. Iospa offers individualized treatment plans tailored to address your specific symptoms and challenges. From anxiety and depression to mood disorders and cognitive issues, we are committed to supporting your mental health with a personalized, compassionate approach.

Contact Us
If you are looking for sleep disorder treatment near me, cognitive testing near me, memory treatment near me, or an adult psychiatrist near me, Dr. Iospa Psychiatry Consulting PC is here to provide the expert care and support you need. Our office is conveniently located at 28 W 44th St #714, New York, NY 10036, and we are ready to help you take the next step toward improved mental and emotional well-being.

For more information or to schedule an appointment, please contact us at +1 (646) 383-7575. We are here to offer personalized, compassionate care to guide you toward a healthier and more fulfilling life.

Let us help you achieve better mental health through expert care tailored to your needs!

Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban: Make Your Event Unforgettable

Planning an event in Durban and looking for an exciting way to entertain your guests while capturing lasting memories? Look no further than Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban! Located at 39 Clarendon Dr, Durban North, Durban, 4051, South Africa, we specialize in providing high-quality, customizable photo booth rental services that add a fun and interactive element to any occasion. Whether it’s a wedding, birthday, corporate event, or any special celebration, we guarantee to make your event one to remember!

Why Choose Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban?
At Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban, we are committed to delivering exceptional service and unforgettable photo booth experiences. Here’s why our photo booth rental services are the ideal choice for your next event:

High-Quality Photos & Instant Prints
Our photo booth rental Durban service features state-of-the-art technology, including professional-grade cameras and instant printing systems. Every photo taken in our booths is high-quality, ensuring you and your guests receive sharp, clear, and vibrant prints right on the spot. It’s the perfect way to capture those candid moments and create memories that last a lifetime.

Customizable Options to Suit Your Event
Every event is unique, and we believe your photo booth experience should be too! We offer fully customizable photo booth rental packages that allow you to choose everything from custom photo strips to personalized backdrops and props. Whether you’re hosting a glamorous wedding, a fun birthday party, or a corporate event with branding needs, our team can tailor the setup to perfectly match your theme and vision.

Entertainment for All Ages
Photo booths are a hit with guests of all ages. Kids love dressing up in fun props, while adults enjoy creating memories with friends and family. Our booths are spacious enough to accommodate large groups, so no one is left out of the fun. The interactive nature of our photo booths ensures your event stays lively and full of laughter.

Seamless Service from Start to Finish
When you book with Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban, you can relax knowing that we handle everything. From the setup and operation to the breakdown of the booth after your event, our professional team ensures that everything runs smoothly. We also provide an on-site attendant to help guests make the most of the photo booth experience, so you can focus on enjoying your event.

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We understand that planning an event can be expensive, which is why we offer a variety of photo booth rental Durban packages designed to suit different budgets and needs. Whether you're hosting a small gathering or a large-scale event, we have affordable options that ensure you get the most value without compromising on quality. Choose the duration, add extras like custom prints or photo albums, and design the perfect photo booth experience for your event.

Contact Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban
Ready to take your event to the next level? Get in touch with Propel Photo Booth Rental Durban today! We’d love to help you make your celebration unforgettable. Contact us at +27606730560 or visit us at 39 Clarendon Dr, Durban North, Durban, 4051, South Africa to learn more about our services and reserve your photo booth.

NDIS Accommodation in Melbourne – Comfortable Living with Compassionate Support at Care For Care

Finding the right place to live is one of the most important parts of leading a safe, supported, and fulfilling life. At Care For Care, we’re proud to offer high-quality NDIS Accommodation services in Melbourne that help individuals living with disabilities enjoy greater independence, comfort, and confidence.

As a trusted NDIS-registered provider, we go beyond housing — we provide personalised support, meaningful care, and a welcoming environment that truly feels like home.

What is NDIS Accommodation?
NDIS Accommodation refers to housing and living support options funded under the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS). These may include:

Supported Independent Living (SIL): Ongoing help with daily living in a shared or individual home.

Short-Term Accommodation (STA): Temporary stays that offer support, respite, or transitional housing.

Medium-Term Accommodation (MTA): Interim housing while participants wait for permanent solutions.

Specialist Disability Accommodation (SDA): Purpose-built housing for people with high physical support needs.

At Care For Care, we focus on creating inclusive, accessible spaces where participants feel secure and empowered to live life on their terms.

Why Choose Care For Care?
Conveniently located in the heart of Melbourne at Level 3/480 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Care For Care is committed to delivering person-centred, culturally respectful support tailored to every individual’s needs and goals.

Here’s what sets us apart as a leading provider of NDIS Accommodation in Melbourne:

✅ NDIS Registered & Compliant

✅ Professional, trained, and compassionate staff

✅ Safe, modern, and disability-friendly homes

✅ 24/7 support options available

✅ Personalised support plans for every participant

✅ Access to Respite, STA, and SIL under one roof

Our homes are designed to support skill-building, community connection, and independence, all within a warm and supportive environment.

Who Can Access Our NDIS Accommodation?
Our services are ideal for adults with NDIS funding looking for:

A permanent or transitional home

Independent living with tailored support

Respite care or short-term accommodation

A safe place to build confidence and community connections

Whether you're just starting your NDIS journey or looking for a new provider, Care For Care is here to walk beside you every step of the way.

Contact Care For Care Today
If you're searching for trusted, professional NDIS Accommodation in Melbourne, contact Care For Care to explore how we can support your unique needs.

Refrigerator Magnetic Panda Stuffed Toy

Transform your kitchen and workspace with the charming Refrigerator Magnetic Panda from The Flying Tree. This delightful stuffed panda fridge magnet measures just 3 inches, making it perfect for securely holding notes, photos, and reminders on your refrigerator or any magnetic surface.

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Melodious Piano Studio: Your Premier Choice for Piano Lessons in Singapore

If you’re looking for quality piano lessons for beginners or piano lessons for adults in Singapore, look no further than Melodious Piano Studio. Located at 131 Jalan Bukit Merah, #01-1565, Singapore 160131, our studio provides a welcoming, professional, and educational environment for piano students of all ages. Whether you’re an adult wanting to learn piano or a beginner looking to start your musical journey, we are here to help!

Why Choose Melodious Piano Studio for Piano Lessons?
At Melodious Piano Studio, we are dedicated to providing the best piano lessons near me for students in the Bukit Merah, Redhill, and Tiong Bahru areas. Here’s why our piano studio stands out:

Experienced Piano Teachers in Singapore: Our skilled and passionate piano teachers in Singapore bring years of experience and expertise to every lesson. They understand that learning the piano is a personal experience, and they tailor each lesson to suit the individual needs of their students.

Comprehensive Piano Lessons for All Ages: Whether you're a complete beginner or an adult learner, our lessons are structured to meet your needs. We specialize in piano for beginners, offering a gentle introduction to music that builds a strong foundation.

Personalized Instruction: We believe that each student learns differently. Our piano lessons for adults and beginners alike are customized to ensure that your learning experience is enjoyable, effective, and rewarding. You’ll receive personalized attention, ensuring your progress is steady and that you’re always challenged in the right way.

What We Offer at Melodious Piano Studio
Our music school offers a range of piano lesson options to meet the diverse needs of our students:

Piano for Beginners: If you’ve never touched a piano before, we offer piano lessons for beginners that introduce you to the basics of the instrument, such as finger placement, reading music, and understanding rhythm. These lessons are designed to be fun, engaging, and beginner-friendly, setting you up for a successful musical journey.

Piano Lessons for Adults: It’s never too late to learn the piano! If you’re an adult who has always wanted to play the piano or have a passion for music, our piano lessons for adults are perfect for you. We offer flexible lesson schedules and an approach tailored to your interests and goals, whether you want to play for personal enjoyment or work towards mastering complex pieces.

Private Lessons: For those who prefer one-on-one attention, we offer private piano lessons. These lessons are customized to fit your learning style and progress, ensuring that you can focus on the areas that matter most to you, whether it's technique, theory, or performance.

Group Classes: If you enjoy the social aspect of learning, we also offer group classes where you can learn alongside others in a collaborative, supportive environment.

The Benefits of Learning Piano with a Professional Piano Teacher in Singapore
There are many reasons to choose Melodious Piano Studio as your preferred music school:

Structured and Supportive Learning: With professional piano teachers in Singapore, we ensure that your learning experience is organized and goal-oriented. Our structured lessons guide you through each stage of your musical development.

Flexible Scheduling: We understand that life can be busy, which is why we offer flexible scheduling options for both our piano lessons for adults and younger students. We want to make it easy for you to fit your music lessons into your lifestyle.

Cognitive and Emotional Benefits: Learning to play the piano offers numerous benefits, such as improving memory, increasing concentration, enhancing creativity, and fostering emotional expression. It’s a rewarding skill that improves your overall well-being.

Convenient Location: Located in the heart of Bukit Merah, Melodious Piano Studio is easily accessible for those living in Redhill and Tiong Bahru. If you’re looking for piano lessons near me, we’re in a central location, making it easy to fit your lessons into your daily routine.

Start Your Musical Journey Today!
Whether you’re seeking piano lessons for beginners or piano lessons for adults, Melodious Piano Studio is the place to begin your musical adventure. Our friendly and professional staff are here to help you every step of the way.

To learn more about our classes or to book your first lesson, contact us at +65 9699 3214. We’ll be happy to answer any questions you may have and assist you in scheduling your lessons. Don’t wait any longer to fulfill your musical dreams—join Melodious Piano Studio today and start playing the piano!

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