FRIENDLY REMINDER: Fucking save your goddamn work. Thanks.

- Your friendly neighborhood dumbass who just lost 14 hours of his life because his computer crashed.

P.S. Normally not a problem when working on code because I'm forced to save and commit with Git. Unfortunately I was balls deep in Adobe motherfucking illustrator working on wireframes, and didn't have doc recovery turned on.

I finally ended my first side project ever. I challenged myself to write a Tetris game in vanilla JS (with the less possible lines of code), some algorithm was tougher than I expected (2d array hell) but I made it ! 500 lines of JS code, I feel I could refactor some stuffs now...

When your girlfriend takes notes for you over the phone so you don't forget it before you get home.

GitHub was founded in 2008.
The git source code repo was published on github in 2005. What?!

Expert in NoSQL

How to ruin your Saturday:

1.Update Google Play Services from the SDK Manager.

2.Say Hello to 20 new build errors.

I just got handed a legacy php web project... Full of vulnerabilities... And it's using only mysql_ functions... Not only it's not OOP, there is not even a single class...

How good it's coded: User profiles are created manually by the frontend dev as htmls, and then the past php dev implemented them as links etc in the current page.

This is how I feel:

*friend sees me using inspect element*
Friend: woah dude, are you hacking?
Me: no, actually, I-
Friend: Dude, how do I do that? I want to use that to hack Clash Royale! Or minecraft!
Me: *facepalm*

Sometimes we say the customers they have to clear their browser cache but actually we are fixing the bugs they just found while talking with them on the phone.

Don't do this, Chrome

When you have to do a week's worth of work in a day

This might sound cliché, but my dad. I called him Pop. He was a COBOL programmer, and he taught me the fundamentals. He would bring home his work and debug on paper, and I was his rubber duck.

When I got older, we were each other's rubber duck. Whenever I was stuck, he'd throw a suggestion out that might have seemed off base at first, but was somehow related to what I was working on.

Never a good sign!

Dance like no one's watching, encrypt like everyone is.

Well Im impressed, a car with UTF-8 support 🤓

Client : "I just want one button that does everything!"

my boss asked me a few days ago to get a website responsive, i did that in like twenny minutes and today he came to me, looked at the website and give me a pat on the schoulder "good work"
some days are good days

CSS before Flexbox

I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

A guy named Valter couldn't register on this website because the developer blacklisted *ALTER*, amongst other words, to prevent SQL injection.

Let's make a JavaScript framework and call it Vanilla.js just to fuck with everybody.

This is a genuine search I just made... Is Google trying to tell us something?!

Mom: Hey, my computer is doing weird stuff again, you know what that means?
Me: *I should have become lawyer instead of IT*
Mom: And the microwave makes a beeping sound. Fix it.

That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

Windows 10 is asking me if I want to put my 5-8kg desktop computer in flight mode.
I'm now picturing my self looking for a power socket needing 650w in a airplane

Pixel really feels like an iPhone with a superior OS

IE 9 is clearly a product of the devil himself!

just heard about an LG fridge with built-in Windows 10Tab:

"The fridge has an Intel processor and 2GB RAM. It will not replace your Desktop-PC!"

//you don't say

Found my new coding jam