Found this in our codebase, apparently one of my co-workers had written this

In Japan, they have technical books written in comic/manga styles.

Looking at well written code like damn👏👏👏

Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I am a programmer and i have never written bad code

I find it amazing how she was able to write all that code by hand, without any tools to assist her. I don't even want to think about the enormous amount of time she spend debugging that.

How my C programs may as well be written:

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Segmentation fault\n");
return 0;
}

“Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.” — Jeff Atwood

Fast-forward 20 years, a plane crashes, they find and open the black box and in the flight logs they can see the cause clearly: ”undefined is not a function”.

when you find a well written dev blog post and the comments are equally as informative

It's all written on the chair...

This was written as a joke, but it's probably true 😛

Newest addition to my desk (after reviewing code written by ex-coworker)

Found today on one of the medium blog. Nicely written :clap:

Apparently the code that took humans to the moon was written in Java

How do you fix a bug in a badly written code?
You don't. You re-write that shit!

"We bought the source code for this tremendous app that does blah blah blah "
"Cool, in which language is written?"
"Cobol"

To be honest, she warned me that the code was badly written, but...

//TODO: temporary until re-written in new webapp

A commit from almost exactly 2 years ago 😬

Atwood's Law: any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in JavaScript.

I've written a lot of bad code, seen a lot, but attached is the most recent 'worst' I've seen.
What makes the situation worse/funny is:
1. The developer's code comment.
2. Check-in passed a code review.
3. The 'legacy code' was written last week.

How to know a review was written by an american...

A simple, open source Neo4j client written in PHP - help craft project decisions and develop as a team

While you're reading this,81739292749201738382 JavaScript frameworks and libraries were written!

Just read that Rusts compiler is written in Rust. How did they compile the first compiler?

Gotta love how straightforward the installation guide for Elixir is written for windows

(I'll choose the second one though)

devMag - A regularly published digital devRant magazine with tech articles written by users, user interviews, etc

Realest comments ever written

I just found out devRant was written in php. But I thought on devRant everybody hates php..?

Difference between machine learning and AI:

If it is written in Python, it's probably machine learning

If it is written in PowerPoint, it's probably AI

Refactoring that old code written by you

In case you were curious, there's a whole 44 repositories written in Brainfuck on GitHub.

I made a program that dispenses coins in 345 lines. It tells you if the coin tray is in place, and if it didn't dispense enough coins it will tell you how many successfully dispensed. It also has ACK\NAK communication. It's written in C for a specialized microcontroller.

I have written code that talks to 4 devices, but this is the only one I have written the code for. In 2 years it has never had a bug, and always responds quickly and correctly via RS 232.

No I definitely would not fancy having JavaScript written on me.

!rant !!joke

What is written on a dead API's gravestone?

REST in peace.

Beginner: I wrote 1,000 lines of code!
Intermediate: I deleted 1,000 lines of code!
Expert: I prevented code from being written!

Python:
* looks nice when written
* painful to write nicely

Perl:
* looks horribly when written
* easy to write

C/C++:
* looks cryptic when written, hard to follow
* difficult to write

Java:
* looks somewhat nice if written well
* easy to write

Shell:
* looks crippled
* a breeze to write

it's like nice'n'easy doesn't even exist..

Scaling a badly-written code which is not designed to scale.

Ended up re-writing the entire shit from scratch.

Google's API docs are written by stupid idiots

Refactoring and writing tests for code that was code written by intern and is on production about one year

Companies that measure productivity with lines of code written.

when you're paid by number of lines of code written

I haven’t written a single test in my life 🥴😵‍💫

That awkward moment when you don't understand your own code written a year ago... -_-

People on stackoverflow are really just the worst. Ok whatever, you have 20 years of experience more than me, and you've written code in dozens of languages. Doesn't grant you being a dick to me and downvote my answer just because it could've been written in 1 line instead of 5.

Hopefully it's written in Swift!

"We want a fully responsive web application.
Also, it must look identical to the old one written in VB6"

"Never believe anything that is written on the Internet"
- Mahatma Gandhi, 2006

Poorly written code + no documentation = complete redo of the program 😞

1h into learning Haskell and I haven't written a single hello world example yet

Change feels good

I already love it

There is this code I am updating, not written by me, So I found this in the front end logic.

writing an assembler for my compiler, Manticore.

Currently working on writing a hand written parser and parse tree node system.

TIL there's a Python Interpreter written in Python (PyPy)

My head hurts

Old meme ... but gets me every single time 😂

PS- everything written on that image is true

Albanian virus written in Python

I wouldn't have written these many line in my entire project itself.. frigging compiler

Community written book on Programming Languages

HTML: Who cares if it's written properly, as long as it works correctly!

These little mascots are protecting my server and ensuring only the cleanest of code is written 😂

Rappers: "Yo dawg check out my mixtape!"
Programmers: "Hey have written this super cool JSON library..."

I just found that in the codebase written by senior test automation developer

Struggling with my software written in C#.
My deadline in this Thursday 😶

Yes yes pls c++ is the best we shud have everything written in c++

Lua comes with its own tutorial, written in Lua.

RESPECT.

When you realise that the shitty code you've written is now going to be reviewed

The only book that will never be written

“Written in pure React”

What’s impure react then? React with angular? Or with jquery?

For fuck's sake

Whenever its written push, I pull...

I want to always have the latest version xD

Learn programming language (first), not framework / library written in it.

It isn't written in English but I trust you will understand the most important word

A call with a recruiter:

Recruiter: you have written web apps (in this language) but not software?

Me: ...

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

Seeing anything serious written in cpp with in line assembly, that level of witchcraft fascinates me

I was learning something and my girlfriend saw "Hello world" written on my screen and she got mad at me because I should've written "Hello [her-name]" instead... PMS is a hell of a drug

Flexbox is how God would have written CSS.

That moment when your tests succeed on the first run after you've written them

Has anyone written any Easter eggs in actual production code? 🤔

Going live on a Friday night, and you haven't written any tests 🤗

What's worse than a written test? A written test for web programming! Seriously, how do they expect us to write CSS for a full fledged page when even they know that it's just wololo magix

The other week, our coffee machine broke. No code was written.

Today, coffee machine broke. No code written.

Think I found the secret ingredient to writing code!

C is written in C itself.
Recursion be like:

This is my first php code ever written, nice to look back.

I could still recall my first Helloworld app written in c++.

[CMS of Doom™]
Ah yes, when you find a beautifully written array access at line 3187... 🙌🌈😊

Just got an email from an Indian web design company. The entire email was written in blue.

I wrote a todo list program, which also is my first self written api. Currently load testing. Server is ok.

Only i understand what I have written.

After a while ago...No idea what is written. 😅

When you are deep in "planning phase" and haven't written code in weeks -_-

Meeting yesterday:

Senior E: "Man, every time I do code review I thought this is the stupidest code ever written - then I look at the author, oh wait it's me"

Me: "Well, the perfect code is the code never gets written"

SE: "Casting appreciative look with a nod"

Worst nightmare for a programmer might be dealing with a poorly written requirement paper.

A sign written in Braille that says "Do Not Touch"

A dynamically typed scripting language written in Go

When the specs doc was poorly written and u almost turn into a donkey

UltraDark - A blockchain written in elixir that is fast, anonymous, and scriptable.

Any software written for "academic" purposes.

Also computers. Developers' life would be much easier if they didn't exist.

Literally every bit of software I’ve written ever

Somehow my brain assumes that code is high performance code when its all written in lowercase... :D

>Advanced code optimization class
>Professor : Your midterm exam will be written on paper....with no code.
>Me: ?????????????

It is a written test, paper form, 100 level.

What is this icon mean in Visual Studio?

Yeah - I've never written a lick of Java or Ruby, but just keep on showing me those jobs, StackOverflow.

Anything that's written in Java at my current company.

It's a mess, inefficient and appears to be written by monkeys...

And somehow the ppl that wrote this stuff were senior developers....

When you use someone else's poorly written code in a memory inefficient language

Until you have written ethereum vm hex code by hand, dont talk to me about hard tasks

Haven't written code for two weeks
Feel like my existence is a lie

Watching a well written Selenium unit test doing its thing is one of my most satisfying jobs.

I can't tell if XCode is a torture device or just very badly written.

Just started reading this. Great for learning some History and I just love the style it's written in. One can really feel how it was written by real admins. So much cynicism

I found that one of the pron site I visit is written in Vue .....

When you're asked to edit some code you've never written... Feels like Alice in Wonderland... completely lost...

Just spent an hour trying to find out what format these timestamps are written...

It's hard training fresh grads at work when their minds are already full of themselves. Code written for production is always different from those written for projects.

A Jargis, just the AI, someone that could write code I design and analyze my written code.

Code I'm proud of writing today will likely be code I'm ashamed to have written next year.

Code written in Lambda Functions and Streams in Java 8

That feeling of betrayal when you finally find a proper, well written and well formatted article/tutorial about a framework (or anything you are learning), only to find out it is "Part 1" and no other parts were ever written...

Oh come on man. If you've never written code that you can't explain, have you ever even coded?

Assigned to completely new project. Whole day researched and now give report how many lines of code written.

One of my professors made us submit Hand Written codes. I mean writing, compiling, executing on the machine, and then writing by hand on paper to submit.

It was so irritating.

Is DuckDuckGo written in Go?

Most Softwares is written like an onion.
the more layers you peel off, the more you want to cry

5 minutes into someone's Php project written in procedural. 😐

I haven't started yet, but I will start with a small and simple operating system for microcontrollers written in C++.

"Some of the best code is written in the early hours of the morning, mid-coffee binge. " ~ Abraham Lincoln

What's written in JavaScript today will be re-written in JavaScript later.

One developer got a code and had to add new feature so he writes new function in similar way that arleady written one. Pass the code to next guy.
Next guy: why did u write this function like that?
First guy: Coz one was arleady written that way
N: but it was written wrong
F: ...so now 2 are written wrong (no he will not fix it 😂😂)

When a project manager has 'fixes' written on paper and wants to sit with you while you make them.

I started with C#at the age of 12, it was way too complicated and I learned Lua for Computer craft instead. Next I learned Ruby for RPG Maker and finally Javascript for web Dev stuff.
Now comfortable enought with Javascript but put off by its quirks I learned Java for compiling faulty minecraft mods, but I only fully learned it in school.
At the same time I learned python and quite liked it for scripting, but ultimately it was not a good match for my projects.
Disapointed with Java I returned to C# and liked it quite a lot, but started learning C++. After touching my first Microcontroller I learned C and I've stuck with it as my favorite language.
Along the way I picked up Kotlin, in case I need to do some Java shit. Much better.
But how did I come to an understanding of programming. Well I got better after each time I got a layer deeper until I hit silicon.
I had tinkered with electronics since I was 15 so I just had to study some boolean mathematics in school and some vintage computers architecture and instruction sets and...
Then I finally understood how that shit I wrote in Lua way back when was actually executed by my hardware.

Allways dig deeper and you'll find enlightenment eventually.

Pretty much your life when you have the misfortune of debugging labview 'code' written by an electrical engineer

Anyone who knows what devrant is written in?

Working with a legacy system written in Java

README.md a file with Self written Joke...

"Mushroom Code"
When the code looks like it was written by someone on shrooms.

Probably the most JavScript line I've written in awhile

A haiku, written in NodeJS:

This is the first line
This is the third line
This one is the second line

I wonder whether I use software one of you has written, without knowing it (obviously) ..

@localhost here is my setup. Yeeah, I know, I haven't written a line of code since 1999

Working with code written by others

Guess what language Pokémon Go was written in..

Most Awkward code I've ever written:

echo 'document.CreateElement(..)'; in PHP.

In which language is devRant written?

There are two kinds of programmers — those who have written compilers and those who haven't.
— Terry A. Davis

My first "Hello World" Programm...
Written in Java...

I think this code was written with onions.

I envy all those developers with clean codebases and consistent coding standards and nice architecture.

I'm fixing bugs and optimize code in someone else written project. which looks like spaghetti. with naming conventions like "a", "bbb", "zA" comments written in unknown language and off course the deadline was yesterday.

What if we reinvented javascript written in javascript? Would that be js.js? Xd
Sorry for this one...

Reading Python code written by Java programmers. I have no words to describe the horror. CamelCase everywhere...

100% AI written code/apps

A movie star in a upcoming blockchain buster, "The last echo", written in php, based on a true story.

Tonight I will be going out again so look out for a drunk cryptic written rant

Dealing with a dll hell with a com activex written in c#. I hate this world 😬

Your code is:
⭕️ Comprehensive
⭕️ Well Written
⭕️ <!-- Informative -->

Check none.

Walking into another devs code.

My boss told me to finish 1 task before 7 tomorrow and all the code is written is Spanish SMH

Your moma is so ugly, that people confuse her with a website written in only HTML!

Visiting old code written in vb6

Well-written source code is beautiful.
Ugly stuff should be re-written.

Ok I will wear my face mask .... But this sound super life threatening what is written.

Does anyone of you know a good website where I can learn about open-source licenses?
I've written a small terminal-based passwords-manager in Go want to open-source it and some of the libraries I've written for it.

You sure get weird looks when you explain code written with functional paradigms😒

Production issues.... that should not have happened if the code wasn't written by monkeys

having nightmares of code i‘ve written some years ago

"We have a new project for you".

"It's written in Java".

I wouldn't know, I haven't written code in over a month...

Do you know JavaScript ? Can you remember that == should be written like -eq ?
GREAT! You now know powershell.

Not a part of the test, but the test itself.

Imagine having to write in a language you don't really know with a pen and paper.

Glad I didn't get the job there because holy moly was that a pain in the ass.

I'm writing a special (fictional) story and I'll post it next as soon as it's done (in an hour or so). I've written articles before, but this will be my first ever try at a (very short) fictional story 😅
Any feedback is welcome.
Stay tuned.
😊

PS
Have you ever written fiction?

I’ve written at least a dozen bad reviews about my current company on sites like Quora and Glassdoor.

if you know how the code works is it fair to say that you have written it

Trigger Warning (2 of them):

Minecraft is the only redeeming piece of software ever written in Java script.

An AI chat bot that is written in Python and uses machine learning.

Would you trust an aircraft autopilot written in Java, or would you prefer C++?

Most popular PHP x-platform Ide PhpStorm is written in Java and used for PHP.
isn't it wierd...

Ignore every single comment that had been passionately written into the code.
Probably thought "if compilers can, why can't I?".

#include "bits/stdc++.h" in every cpp program I've written till now😂

It's been 4 hours and I haven't written a single line of code yet.. releases kinda suck lol

Change one line of code. Fix the tests for the next 6 hours. This is absolutely normal... NOT!

Do y'all write compilers these days?

Can you post a link to any compiler you've written before.

Fool! Your code ain't written yet, but I reckon it's already bound for deprecation.

Code Written few months ago: Hello, I have a bug inside me.

Me: Do I know you?

Don't ask me to maintain code written in the past

var dtttt = (DateTime)value;

Written by my boss...

Which is worse? A shitstorm written in php 5 or asp webforms

In the future, Linux will be written in Rust and called Windows.

Wonder how many novels one could write with all the code I've written.

i just wanna get fucking drunk and not go to work

(written ca. 1:00 AM CET)

This book probably has the most accurate prediction of our future and it was written in 1953

Tell me to work with the most critical feature of the project. So critical if not done right people can die! While working on it I find many poorly written requirements, I notify the leads about this. The whole thing is re-scoped and the feature is completed. I expected to become a senior after this but unfortunately only find out they put the blame on me for poorly written requirements that other people had written which I corrected... fml

Managment decided to rewrite one of ours web service(that is currently written in java by interns) in delphi.

Maybe the blog was written in PHP as well? 🤔

A Command Line Tool Written in Python

What retarded way of writing a json feed is this? what the fuck!

Each product in the feed is translatable, but instead of creating a new object in the feed with the translated content, there's an additional field pointing to a language code (this applies to all translateable fields).
Then each translatable field is appended the number which matches the number appended to the language field containing the desired language code.

In addition to that, the keys doesn't have any sensible meaning, but appearently they abide by som obscure "GS1 / GDSN" standard.

So for each "distinct" field I have to look up the definition of that key

If just the language code and the actual value keys was grouped together.. but no, the feed is ordered by the number after the 'D'.

Yeah for being stuck with something that looks like infinite scrolling, because one product object is fucking gigantic.

FUCKING INSANE MANIAC PIECE OF TRASH.
@#%!#€&

Written so much markup and js that I may start speaking in markup xD
Is it too early to sleep now?

Android studio, Eclipse, anything written in/for Java!

Every time I'm asked to fix an application written in Visual Basic I think a part of me dies inside

When there is no way to test the code you have written.... I cannot help but stress my arse off...

I see... the home gaming market wasn't very prominent when this was written.

When you're handed an interesting project written in a language you loathe.

What is the best piece of Code ever written by you?

WTF, I've just written 3 lines of code, I'm gonna check devrant and social media.

It would be nice to have the count of upvotes written in hexadecimal... What do you think?

I think it should be an unspoken rule that if you make an IOT coffee machine the core framework should be written in Java and any plugins or integrations should be written in JavaScript... you know so future generations arnt confused as fuck.

Today I've caught as more pokemon than functions written.

"not boolean" statement can be written as "(boolean+(-1))**2". Pls comment a better alternative lmao

I like nodejs, when it's not written like js. I hate js.
Send help.

When a Sass file is written as CSS