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Software Development Manager and frontend developer
Skills

HTML, CSS, SASS, PHP, Laravel, JS, Linux, Vim, git
Location

Toledo, OH
Github

masonfox

Joined devRant on 10/18/2017

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Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

joke/meme yolo

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Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

joke/meme ddos

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developer: hey, want to hear a joke?

manager: sure

dev: what did the developer say to their manager after doing flaming shots in the server room and accidentally setting fire to all their systems?

manager: i don't know, what did they say?

dev: "hey, want to hear a joke?"

joke/meme manager

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I just landed my first job as a Software Developer!!!! So happy RN

rant developer software software development first job graduation job

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I quit my job. I'm out of rants :D

rant

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When your code game is strong

joke/meme code game

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Clients with almost no idea about tech stuff are really funny !

undefined clients developer dev life

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when you wanna lewd but you're in a Linux community

undefined 3geek5m3 lewding linux

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One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

rant

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Why doesn't DevRant have a poll option? I am sure it will be useful to a lot of ranters 😊

rant feature request poll

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Computer programming is now a language according to Texas apparently

rant

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How to get a job at apple

joke/meme root apple

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Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

rant let's teach them latin

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This question must be from my PM :|

undefined pm

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My wife is turning into my project manager . . .

Me : Check out this game I'm building as a side project!

Wife : Wow that's really neat! I expect to be able to play it on my phone. 1 month?

Me: What? I haven't even learned how to port ...

Wife : (interrupts) ONE MONTH

Scope creep even at home *sigh

undefined scope creep pm best wife

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Just want to recommend the DevRant stress ball. I wasn't quite sure how to use it (it doesn't come with instructions) but since stuffing mine down the PM's throat my stress level has reduced dramatically.

devrant stress ball resolved pm problems

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pshht 🤫😄

joke/meme

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That's totally relatable. What say devs??

joke/meme wk82

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"What's your major?"
"Computer Science"
"Do you fix computers and stuff?"
"No"
"So wait then do you like hack stuff?"
"Yes, all the time, every day."

joke/meme

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This advice cant be better! 😂

joke/meme code development reviews please comment

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"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

rant

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Normal gamer:
- How tf didn't he die?! It was a headshot!

Programmer:
- Fuck hitboxes.

rant programmer hitbox gamer

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when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

undefined shitty code commits

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Dear Skype,

joke/meme skype

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1: Man did you see the latest windows build fucked up design?
2: What are you mean?
1: I MEAN NOT ALIGNING REFRESH BUTTON ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PRESS IT.
2: What??? Where???

undefined happy linux person design windows new update

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That feeling when teacher ask you how to use "ssh"😂😂😂

rant school is boring lol stupid teacher

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geeks: android vs ios
windows vs mac
marvel vs DC
devs: tabs vs spaces

joke/meme mac spaces ios android windows tabs

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I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

rant git teammates pain

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GUYS WE HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR LOOPS IN JAVA WRONG THE WHOLE TIME. Here is how it should be done correctly...
int i = 0;
for(;(i<10) ? true : false;)
{
i++;
System.out.println(i);
}

Jokes aside though does anyone have any more horrid ways to write this?

rant for loop loop for test answer joke java bad disgusting ugly

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Staring at you, Angular(JS)

rant

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