When I opened devRant today

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

Source: reddit

Hahahha so accurate

User: "What should I do? I'm confused."

Not buying bitcoin in 2008

Add functions inside of jquery.min.js file just because im too lazy to add script source to html file

Defragmentation

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$19billion later, here we are

If you still are a geek!
Check, what worse can you do ??

Where clause !!

My company is like:

Boss: How long do you estimate to make a universe?
God: 14 billion years.
Boss: You have 7 days. Please reserve 1 for Q&A.

when you google your thoughts even if you don't expect to find any result, but surprisingly you discover that you're not alone :')

Now I feel like krillin

That's fair.

Happy Halloween!

"You look mad."
"I'm running android studio on 4gb."
"What does that mean?"
"God hates me.."

Security for 2017: Because SSL has nothing to do with security, and just Google's way of increasing it's monopoly...

*fortunes and tons of research spent on machine learning, signal processing and pattern recognition*

People:

Savage 😂

One of the scariest pumpkins I've ever seen...😂😨

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

Found out the most interesting window of the century!!!
Though the user forgot to keep it in full screen mode.
Outside world - Real Life 2.0 (reallife2.exe)

Source: Instagram

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

Tfw GitHub app is forcing you to push to master and you do so because you're an idiot, and your agnostic ass starts praying to god(s) nothing goes wrong.

Programmer's hardest tasks 😁

Pc vs Iphone X? 😃

"Can you make the UI look uglier and more ... Traditional?"

Removed CSS completely and gave them an HTML only page. They loved it.

Write so many tests that QA goes out of job 😃😃

For those who were wondering, since my last post had some people who seemed interested, here's my progress on my 8-bit computer. I've got the clock on the left hand side, and the 2 8-bit registers on the right hand sign. (The power strips in the middle are going to be used as a bus)