How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

Be cool.

Nice try

😂😂😂😂😂

Nice face recognition

Time for some serious debugging

Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

Guy: "We just can't finish this in 1 month!"

Boss: "Yeah you can, I'll hire more people."

Guy: "... You know, a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months but 9 women can't deliver a baby in 1 month."

So true ...

WHEN YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE PROGRAMMER...

When you get a little confused

Got this notification. Someone is testing on production environment.

Made me laugh so hard thinking about how often a semi-colon has been my source of depression & self injury

hehehe

More reasons not to use IE

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." -Bill Gates

TMW you're asked to arrive one hour earlier at the office, so it can look "busy and innovative" to investors.

Some of us are just the toys very rich people play with.

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

when your boss has no technical background so animations WOW him

!rant
Me and my girlfriend just broke up.
I was sad at first but now I can really start focusing on some really interesting projects.

Such as my new secret website that I will release soon. I think you'll like it.

😂😂😂

New 30" monitor for my workspace :)

Looks like it

Too common. :D

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

Client A: "so we using cloud-based server? is it safe? will raining cause data leak? you know rain water is from cloud? how you guys manage to control it???"

Me: "??????"

This looks dumb as hell 🙌🏼

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

note 7 is really “Booming” right now

One day when I was about 8 years old my friend and I were in the library. We decided we wanted to try to make a baseball website because we both likes baseball (this was around 1998). We picked up a book on HTML and my dad took it out for us. My dad was also a programmer so he said he would help us learn. We went home that afternoon and made a little website!

I knew right then that I really enjoyed programming and creating things with code, but I realized I wanted to be a programmer in middle school and high school. One of my friends and I started building Flash games. To see if people were playing them, I added in a call to each game that hit a PHP script on our server. I'll never forget the days/weeks that one of our most popular games caused our sever to get hammered and our shared host said they were going to boot us.

It was an awesome feeling knowing people were enjoying these games that we worked really hard on, and that's one of the main reasons I always wanted to be coding/creating things that people enjoy using.