My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

Hahaha....... UGHH

Dear programmers everywhere who keep your blogs running for years after you stop posting: Thank you!

Me and my girlfriend are arguing, because I'm programming a lot and I don't have time to give her attention. She said if I don't give her attention, she will break up with me.
Any suggestion where I can find a good tutorial for C#?

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

try{
❤️
}catch(){
🍺
}

Hello world!

!rant

Finally finished my electric longboard, extremely pleased with the end result.

Did some tests with it, 30km range and +-40km/h top speed

z-index : 999999;

30 year old starting to learn to code. Wish me luck!

UI design gone wrong

Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

If everything is high priority, nothing is high priority.

Kind of sad when you think about it.

Two CSS properties walk into a bar.
A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

My employer bought some new 40" 4k displays to the office. The want us to evaluate if they are any good, and if so replace all monitors... No real developers has one, only HR people sitting there with one huge window with office or word open!! It makes me cry! And they will most likely say they are too big!

When everyone left the office I tried one... OMG, i need this in my life! 😍

When you have the users test your application

......

-The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve
-Yes, it was an apple
-But with an extremely limited memory
-Just one byte
-Then everything crashed

I 😍 non-ascii characters, how about u?

Well he did the right thing

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

I was looking for about a month for a laptop. Then on this one magical day I open kijiji and see a Toshiba Thinkpad T450s with 20gb of ram, 138 ssd and an i5-6300U cpu going fo 500$ (value 2000+).

My first thought was. Okay. Scam alert. But you know. What if?

So I call up this person. And its a girl who got a pc from her bf, but really she wanted a mac so she is selling it.

This straight up blew my mind. I decided, fuck it. Got 500. Ran to her. Ran a systems check on the laptop. Checked for any attempts at opening it up. Checked the harddrive. Checked the ram. Everything is solid.

Long story short. Thank god for apple fangirls!

Testing before launch in 5 days... opens site in Safari aka OSX's IE...

Oh boy

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

How a web application works

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

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Lmao.