got my first salary!!!

I'm not a designer but...

I got this from a page in fisbuk

Happens only in Bangalore...

This couldn't be any truer, in our totally flawed education system.

I almost died crossing the street today.
I saw all the code i ever wrote pass before my eyes.

I am pretty fast...😂😂

Swedish privacy!

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

Pretty accurate answer I must say

Very exciting news, just thought I’d share.

I was a computer engineering student before I left school to have my first child (and then second, third, and fourth).

I stayed at home for five years, out of necessity, not by choice, and struggled to get back into tech.

I eventually stared freelancing Wordpress sites, because in a small town, I didn’t have any other opportunities.

When not doing that, I took online classes and did side projects, mostly in Javascript.

This summer I got an internship at Mozilla through GNOME Outreachy doing python work.

It’s completely unreal to me...but I have been offered a contract-to-hire position with Mozilla.

After years of feeling like I would never succeed, I have my first real programming job.

Ridiculously awesome benefits and pay...

Holy fucking hell.

The end has begun

Oh!! Nevermind!!

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

It was a boring day and I was about to ssh into my server and this guy comes up to me, stares at my screen and when I turned back
He asks me "Have you tried deep in ur ass?"

*People around started looking at us*

I was like wtf! Got out from my chair and looked in his face "wtf did you just ask me?"

"Deepin, Deeepin OS! "

"Say that again u dumb fukkk and I will fucking slam ur face into the wall!"

Fucking confuses every time!!

For us windows users!

Basically AI.

IT JOBS explained with a broken light bulb

If you still are a geek!
Check, what worse can you do ??

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

Date a programmer. We break loops, not hearts.

"Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell

She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

Why not! 😂

Hahaha

When code is more important than life

1hr before going to prod, after working for 16 straight hours, fuck my life