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This idea is so amazing!!!

Sometimes this happen to me

Use a light theme.

The world is about to end

Don't cry.
Cry, cry a lot.

Seriously?? Is it really available??

A while ago I encountered this atrocity

I've never found a perfect video until now.

Why are the fastest laptops always considered "gaming" laptops and look like fucking alien spaceships? 😩

They're ugly as fuck

Ahh, nice round numbers

True true 😂

Was looking into a project by some other intern... Found this

!rant

The Sound of Typing (an original dev parody of "The Sound of Silence")

Hello caffeine, my old friend
I've come to sip on you again
Because my mind continues sleeping
While overpiled work is creeping
And the deadline that is flashing upon my screen
Can't be unseen
Within the sound of typing

Down the lines of buggy code
I quickly switch to debug mode
What kind of moron wrote this function?
For this unnecessary junction?
Wrapped in a condition that will always return true
I need a brew
To forget the sound of typing

Boss said I you do not know
WordPress like a cancer grows
A one page website doesn't need that
Still I wear my debug hard hat
And when I sleep I still see the same terror
Fatal error
Echoed in the sounds of typing

And every time I leave my home
I must launch chrome on my phone
The constant messages and phone calls
The chiming echoes through the halls
While I frantically fix some FooBar'd CSS
BUT I don't have LESS
Deep in the sounds of typing

And when I think I have it done
Some scope creep ruins all my fun
So now I force through an all-nighter
While I forge on like a fighter
But the project I thought was due on next Friday
Changed to Monday
Within the sound of typing

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

Old me was way better!
Where I'm heading to?😵

Some Cable porn...

Me: What's device and android version do you use on the emulator?

External developer: NuGet

Wtf?

Issuing transfers to unix for every developer

No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

"Delete node_modules folder and execute npm install" is the js version for "reboot the machine". Often works, but no one knows exactly why.

try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

Got into the monday tech meeting, CTO be like: we lost 10% of users due to last version, terrible I know, but that's really valuable data, I want you to find out why they left.

Elon Musk: Space junk is a serious issue
Also Elon Musk: I put a Tesla into orbit lol

Love this guy

If you can't save yourself anymore...

😂😂Wrap it all up in try/catch

Normal people see a teen's book...

So, I was shopping with @terrus and we found this lost duck in the bakery shelf. We felt it was a call of fate... Obviously, we bought two of them 🦆🦆❤️

When @linuxxx is debugging in godmode

This could be an exponential rant generator.

Guess my colleague who leaves his PC without lockscreen will have SO MUCH FUCKISH FUN . . .