Everytime I need to edit a document

i really hate when i have to read someone else's shity code ... I'd rather write the entire code from scratch -_- !

Do you ever feel like the world around you is falling apart and the more you try to grasp onto something, that piece brakes off as well? I need change...

I just fixed an USB using my Linux server. Couldn't do it on Windows.

Turns out you can shop and improve your development skills

Normal people post selfies on Instagram and get comments like "omg so sexy 😘"

Developers post stuff like this in devRant and get comments like "omg so sexy 😎":

When you suggest to use git but the answer you get is:
"Just write in a text document what you have changed ".

Oh dear God..

I want to read a good Software Engineering book. A modern one, which contains new agile approaches, useful diagrams, etc. Not the classical, not so useful, class diagram.

What do you recommend? I'm currently more into web and mobile apps, and I want to be able to describe my backend and frontend with useful diagrams which describe better to users and other developers my desired design.

When people call something a bug, but it's just not finished yet.

Am I the only one who tries to learn several things at the same time but never finishes any of them.

Stumbled upon VS Code recently, an open source freeware from Microsoft. And as a VIM fan, I must say that it blew me away with its sleek nature.

Been a user of Sublime and Atom in the past as well, but VS code surely stands out.

Just doing my own projects all day, and actually be able to live of it

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Well well well

Today's my birthday.

I want to remind everyone that we're all just kids pretending to be adults.

No one actually has it figured it out.

😊

It has sated my hunger for never-ending knowledge.
It allows me to freely express myself.
It has given me the goal to surpass all these people who are better than me.

Also unlimited anger that can end me up behind bars.

Being able to "recharge my human batteries" wirelessly without needing to sleep.

Nightmare for web developers -
What if mobile browsers can be resizable ! 😨😨

Assembly Programming is a misunderstood and tragically underutilized form of self-abuse.
While the ladies were off reading "50 Shades of Grey," I was reading the ARM ISA documentation.

Bash scripts. If it can't be done in a bash script; you haven't looked at enough stack overflow pages.

this.status == 200

Can't find the bug for hours. Next day find it immediatly.
Sometimes try and get some distance to your code.

Plan before you start a project (write pseudocode, draw a small diagram, research other implementations, etc). Without a plan, those projects are usually the ones that turn out unfinished.

"It is just a small task. I can do that in just..." Never ever ever say the above statement even if you are 10000% confident.

Oooooo~

An ability to port all Windows games to Linux without performance loss due to bad ports and bad drivers so I won't have to dual boot anymore.

This guy is asking the 'real questions'.

The ability to choose a superpower daily.

Just found out my wife is pregnant!! So excited! What should our little one's first programming language be? What age should they start learning??

Joy!!

I am so fucking sick of getting asked to implement special cases / features for 1 fucking customer just because the customer wants to do something differently (read fucking stupidly).

This piece of shit codebase already has easy on 500 special cases that were put in place to please some asshole who does'nt even use the feature he demanded once he realised what a wanker he was being.

Now I have to put in yet another bunch of conditional statements all over the place to pad another fucking douche bags ego.

For fuck sake can they not just use the software as it is. If some dick really wants shit his special glorious way can we not just fork the codebase give him his shit and he can stay on the same special fucking version forever without future updates because the other 99% of user aren't retarded.