MySQL has the absolute worst error messages.

"You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds blah blah near '(some random code line)'".

How vague can you be? It doesn't help that I always find the error in a completely different place to where the message says it is.

And it ran forever

When you find a bug in your code...😭

Apple rejected my app, because they throught there was a frickin Windows phone on my loading screen.

How insecure can you be?

Choose a name.

!rant
This black theme is so wonderful 😸

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

I am fucked.... 😫😫😫My new custom build pc is not starting up after lighting strike 😭😭 ... I had unplugged all the plugs from the socket but i forgot to unplug the wifi from the broadband cable.... So when lighting hit my building the current came through broadband cable and burned my wifi then through there it got to my pc... My motherboard, gtx1070 graphic card, ram everything is gone.... Except my hard drive and psu...

Go home Windows, you're drunk

In computing class - Teacher asks for disadvantages of open source.

"It may end up like Linux..." <I stopped listening after that>
>.>

Experience 😂

Get into bed.

Gets all comfy.

About to drift off.

Realizes solution for the problem I have spent all week on.

Now wide awake.

Guess who's not sleeping tonight!

Definitely not malware!

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Our life story explained 😂 !

I just don't get how you can be so bad at spelling. Almost seems intentional

I wish I can do that to myself :(

Bf: what you doing?
Me: coding
Bf: do you ever stop working?!
Me: I'm not 'working', I'm doing my own project.
Bf: but you do that at work. Why do you want to keep doing it?
Me: it's fun?

--- a few days later ---

Bf: what you doing?
Me: reading.
Bf: omg you're not coding! What are you reading?
Me: a book about coding
Bf: *faceplam*

Mom : My washing machine is not working.
Please fix it.
Me : I am a computer engineer.
Mom : You are an engineer though.
Me : That's not how it works.
.
.
.
2 hours and many YouTube tutorials later
Me : It's done.
Mom : Didn't I tell you you can do it.

Ubuntu causes girl to drop out of college

>I have no comment on this video, MY BRAIN JUST DIED

[h3h3 youtube video] http://tinyurl.com/qjouz32

My boss just told me that he wants me to stay and is giving me a permanent position :D my contract would have ended by the end of this month otherwise! :D

if something were goes bad :/

Please kindly fuck off. I don't need your genderbiased bullshit. I couldn't care less about a programmer's gender.
I'm also aware about the margin between the numbers of female and male dev who want to study CS, but if you seriously think that a learning algorithm is biased on gender and ethnic it's creator, I will have to kindly remind you that math doesn't support an output based on your gender.

Now please get the fuck off my sacred newsfeed...

Go home computer you're drunk

abstract class :
protected virtual void doSomething()
{
//some stuff
}

child class
protected override void doSomething()
{
base.doSomething();

}

IMHO this is what go fuck yourself means.......

I just came across this image
Even my grandma(80) can understand this :D
Source:
http://www.darwinbiler.com/about/

Holy donkey nuts, I get too scared to leaved unpushed code when I take a coffee break.

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/...

I feel notified. Thank you.

Today at class

CS Friend : "Why is your Windows looks different?"

Me : " Oh its not Windows, im running Linux"

CS Friend : " What is Linux?"

Me : "..." smh

True dat.