Eternal confusion.

At the top of a 2000+ line source file

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Should be ILLEGAL when newsletters do not have a "unsubscribe" link 😡

Just saw someone at school with a devRant sticker on his laptop 😃

Hot fix of a production bug!

My classroom had this, nice inspiration
Bad UX

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

Well, this will be a good day.

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Why not compile?

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So the person from my previous rant actually tried to make AI in HTML.

Person: I made that AI in HTML today!

Me: Oh really?

Person: Yup. *Opens HTML site*

It was a site that

1) Used JavaScript
2) Was a prompt(), and after answering it alerts "Yes" or "No" randomly.

Me: That's not AI

Person: Uhh yeah it is. It uses a neural network to answer!

Me: Actually, a neural network is a dot product of an input and vectors that are refined using partial derivatives.

Person: Yeah! That's what Math.random() and alert() do!

I left that room as quickly as I could (yet again).

Woman couldn't reach the login page of her hosting account.

After 15 minutes of debugging she found out that her Internet wasn't turned on.

This shit is the fucking reason why I drink alcohol.

It's funny because it's true

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

Chatting on Slack with a junior dev:

[Junior Dev] How do I get that file from the server ?
[Me] ssh into it and then use scp

I see Junior across the room, literally saying "shshh..." at the computer.

Packed my stuff and quit that day.

Boss: You'll need to make the presentation an hour earlier than usual. There'll be 20 people attending..

Me: Sure. Will everyone show up?

Boss: Oh yes, they'll show up.

*Reschedules other work at home*
*Gets 4 hours of sleep to wake up earlier*
*Prepares material*

*Shows up for the meeting 5 minutes earlier*

*Crickets chirp*

There literally wasn't a single person there. Everyone shows up at the normal fucking time and good old boss was 2 fucking hours late.

Guess what the presentation was for? To solve the fucking issue of why stuff never gets done on time and nothing works right. I think I might have a tiny fucking idea why, at this point.

Exactly

EVERYTIME!!

WHY THE HELL DOESN'T THIS METHOD WORK??!11!?? Oh, I never called it yet ._.

adding //To do in my code be like