I had a haircut and my avatar didn't update automatically @dfox

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

Don't understand USB storage?
Well here it is, in a nutshell -

dev vision test

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What's wrong with WannaCry? All it does is secure you're system by encrypting your files for you.

Wait.
This is DevRant.
This is not my homework.
How did I get here?

normal person: what's your most used emoticon?
me: );
person: aww why sad?
me: you can actually see ); in 75% of my code
person: what
me: disappears();

*at work* (fictional names)

Kevin (linux support engineer): Bob, could you come for a second to take a look at something?
Bob (senior linux engineer): *tiny voice from a corner behind a desk* bob is not available right now. Please try again later.
Kevin: Bob, please, just for a second!
Bob: bob is not available right now, please try again later.
Kevin: Boooooooooooooob, come heeeeereeeee
Bob: as said before, bob is not available right now, try again later.
Kevin: but booooooob, come oooooon.
Bob: it seems that you might have a hearing problem since bob is still not available.
Kevin: but booooohooooob, come heeeeeeeeeeereee
Bob: it seems like the person on the other side of this line might be retarded. Bob is not available right now.
Kevin: But boooohooooohooooooob come oooohooohooon, just for a seeehehecond *starts fake sobbing"
Bob: Bob is getting real tired of your shit. Leave bob alone.

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Teacher: Linux is build on Java
Am I dumb or what?

When you have a million things to do but CS memes are life :)

Good job.

Scalability

Story of an IT guy 🔫

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜

Talking to girls is like interfacing with an undocumented, half-implemented API sometimes..

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.