We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.

I love working in IT.

"Can you put my site as the first result on google?"

I can add SEO to your site, just give me your preferred keywords, a description, and let's make sure we follow white hat best practices etc.

"No call someone at google and ask how much to go to the top of the list"

So you want to pay for ads or..?

"No get a figure I can pay to get to first page"
"Or can you just edit the google"

... And so I never renewed that contract ever again, the end.

Never let customers define the priority levels. It will end in:
- Normal (never used)
- High (used for small text changes)
- Higher
- OMG fix now
- Highest
- the World is ending if this doesn't get fixed now
- different existential plane of priority
- Priority ∞ + 1

Hi everyone! Sam here, @dfox's gf :) so happy to be talking to you all! Today I will be live-ranting TNW Conference where devRant will be presenting with photos in this thread. Pictured here, @dfox and @trogus setting up our booth. There will also be a stage presentation, a sticker printer on site (because how could we not :)), and energy drink/stress ball giveaway. Stop by and say hi if you're here!!

Go devRant team!

Thanks for the info

Yet, more to come.

This passes all unit tests

So how has coding impacted my life?

I lost 54 kgs. My girlfriend I mean.

Comment your own code.

"But nobody except me will see..."

COMMENT YOUR OWN CODE!!!

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

Working a new job be like...

Poor things!

Fake bug fix

Coworker's whiteboard today

I just wanted some water :(

Windows is being an over-achiever today

Waiting for this day....

Source:- Reddit

pls keep this in your mind!!! please!