I told my girlfriend about Devrant. Now she's hooked onto it and doesn't pay attention to me. And now I'm ranting about it on Devrant. Oh the irony! T_T

I came early today to the office

Found the office locked

Need fingerprint of Project Manager/CTO

With my mouth saying ah.. i blew hot air into the finger print sensor, 5 to 6 times

There u go.office door opened with welcome message

just hacked the system

Genius me

We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.

I love working in IT.

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

Coworker's whiteboard today

This passes all unit tests

"Can you put my site as the first result on google?"

I can add SEO to your site, just give me your preferred keywords, a description, and let's make sure we follow white hat best practices etc.

"No call someone at google and ask how much to go to the top of the list"

So you want to pay for ads or..?

"No get a figure I can pay to get to first page"
"Or can you just edit the google"

... And so I never renewed that contract ever again, the end.

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

At university we had lessons in C++.
First lesson: Make a calculator
Second lesson: Make an application that uses sockets to connect to an FTP-server and downloads a file. No FTP-libraries allowed.

I just wanted some water :(

Yet, more to come.

For the NSA guys out there :p

Thanks for the info

I'm trying out a new rendering engine, it's pretty slow but I'm getting somewhere.

My (6 years old) client is sitting next to me and is kind of picky and tells me exactly what to do.

No payout though 🤔

Source:- Reddit

Poor things!

Do you follow test driven development?

How do you feel when there is no coffee??

Me: Depresso

<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

pls keep this in your mind!!! please!