This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

Busted

This is where US's bandwith is going

Machine Learning

A nice application...

Customer bought this in. They "turned on the wrong burner"

Just had the first pull request on my repo! ❤️

Me: *just playing around with Git on my terminal*

Friend: "Man, you're such a geek, typing your git command on the terminal.. I myself can't use git without the GUI at all"

Me: *stares at him in silence*

Me: "Wait... THERE 'S A GUI FOR THAT?"

*true story when I was in college*

Boss: "it's not the same font"
Me: "yes, it is"
Boss: "don't argue with me. It's a different font"
Me: "ok it's a different font" (it's not)
Boss: "change it please"

15 minutes later and I've done nothing at all to it. Boss comes back.

Boss: "see? I knew it was a different font. This looks perfect now. Why were you lying to me before? I don't like you arguing with me"

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

I was explaining to my mom how my company is in need of developers and how we'll need more of them in the future - to which she replied:

"oh... what are you going to do? You can't live without a job!"

- erm? What?

"Well - you're not smart like those guys. You'll probably get fired now."

- Wtf mom!? I'm a friggin lead dev and i've been a developer for like 10 years now!? 😳

*silence* "is that what you've been doing? I thought you just kept clicking on stuff"

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?

Teachers who evaluate your mini project on the number of lines of code written........🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

After 1,5 months of customer support as a Linux support engineer, I can honestly say:

Fuck wordpress.

Not a coding test, but:

Them: So you are interviewing for a programmer opening. Do you like programming?

Me: yes.

Them: do you make logos?

Me: ...I can...?

Them: good because you won't always be writing code here.

Me: I'm out.

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

#truth

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome

Hmm....