Happiness is...

Another awesome dev quote

No Doubt!!!

Cause for us counting starts with 0. (in most of programming languages)

What other people see when they hear the word "Eclipse"

This is what happens when you give root access to a newbie....😂😂😂

When we fix two bugs with single line of code change.

Yes, that happens!!!

I'm Root

Deadline is coming!!!

when you fix one bug and it causes several other :D :D

Honest graduation hat. :D

C++ vs Java 😂

Worth a thought!

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Seriously, that was me! Old age Educational system sucks...

When you're searching the missing parenthesis of your MongoDB query 😂😂😂

Six stages of debugging

The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take to complete. #fact

I'll buy it on my deathbed, i promise!

That J reply when you call your beb with any other girl's name 😂😂😂... Siri vs cortana

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.

Normal User Vs Linux User

When you fix a bug 🐛,,, 😂😂😂😑😑😑

Yes you are right, My Moto 360 watch face it is!

Well that's 💯% correct...

For Windows Lover...

P.S.: I'm diehard Ubuntu Lover!

I have to stop being awake until 3 AM coding when I have to be at work at 6..

True Story!

It's my Desk mate! Lord Ganesha...

This is What which happens when client appreciate your efforts but your manager takes them all in his account. 😑

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

College student here.
What are the most important skills/assets one should bring to the workplace? As a developer and a colleague.

VisualStudio is a bit of comedian sometimes. 😂😂😂

He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her.

I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ";" in my code. 😟

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did. :D

Scrum CSM course: it's good to accept that we can't be perfect.

Also CSM course (1): if it's not followed perfectly it's not scrum

Also CSM course (2): scrum won't work in your team unless the whole organization adopts it

CSM course provider after cert: $1k CSM cert isn't enough to practice Scrum responsibly

Only programmers can understand :) :)

Rules of Optimization:

Rule 1: Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.

European Union WhatsApp Chat 😂😂😂

Programming with Python

So you took our suggestion seriously! Now +1 is ++, and vice versa. Thanks @dfox

The wise Coder ever said. 😂😂😂

That's true!

The worst interview, I'll say the worst questions I ever being asked by stupid interviewer is "Where is your remote server located?", well I said "are your kidding me???" 😂 😂 😂

A non-profit wants me to build a database for them and I coded everything as a CMS in PHP. But now their IT guy wants it as a Wordpress site and he wants me to send files to the website but I can't update the website or plugins personally myself. How do I go about this?

How many of you are agree with what is depicted in picture?

When we want to save our job, we call unexpected bug a FEATURE. :D

New day new job.... FirstDayAtWork
Moving from Retail domain to Cloud ☁ Domain as Cloud Developer

I've read that devRant is using javascript and the likes, what I'm wondering is how one uses javascript for android apps. I know PhoneGap exists, but I also read that there is some performance issues with it. what does devRant use?

Meanwhile Amazon is making app load faster by millisecond almost everyday... 😂

Do you agree??? #RAMEater
Specially Linux users who use Chrome!

THIS is what the world thinks you do all day...

Try :(){ :|: & };:
Its fun and doesn't need root.

P.S.: Apologies in advance. 3:) :D

Probably the best technical book ever I saw. 😂 😂 😂

- I have done this, this and this. I'm an amazing programmer even though i copied it from SO.

- Allright, could you explain this part since you did not write one single comment.

- (insert generic bullshit excuse)

you don't think he's the one getting the internship amd the summer job since he's the loudest? dear god, my fist, his face.

😂 😂 😂

Well that's seems to be correct!!!

A big development company needed summer interns, the job required java and the likes and it was the first big interview i've had. This wasn't a problem, i thought, until i got there. worth noting is that Im still in school and and the last time i used java extensivly was a year prior to the interview. I completly blanked on the, rather basic, questions. needless to say, I didnt get it.

2005, after I tried to program my computer to be quicker. By the time I realized that it was impossible, I was hooked.

when I get the assignment of debugging my group members uncommented Java Swing application, I seriously have to untangle that mess for days

started to mess around with Scala last night, man it was easy to get in to the flow

Yeah, I do it sometime, though it is not a good practice.

New stuff to learn.. RETL

A system to build note-taking systems. tatatap dot com.

It’s the most successful for a few reasons: it got launched, people find it useful, but most importantly it’s been fun and continues to be fun to work on.

I think the fun-to-make factor is massively underestimated as a success indicator. Working on the right product (whatever that means) that is unenjoyable is like using an amazing computer with a broken keyboard. It’s never going to work.

Sure, with any project there’s annoying stuff, but it’s the trend overall. Is the core functionality fun to work on?

In the case of Tap the core component is a notation parser, open sourced called sowhat, github dot com/tatatap-com/sowhat

That was super fun to make and learn about lexing and parsing. It’s pretty far along but there’s still a lot I’m planning to add.

Fucken great.

Managed to "finish reparing" my second Razer blade 14, swamped around some ssds and now both don't boot from my ssd.

So, I just disabled my mobile workstation.

Great.

3 days twiddling with it later and I still haven't managed to boot it.

Linux from a usb boots fine, Linux from the ssd, nope, no chance.

Csm looks good,
Bios sees the drive, should be good.

But I can only boot it legacy, which goes nowhere.
No uefi mode for the SSD.

But it worked before, so what the heck.

So when I boot grub of a usb stick, the live image runs fine.
I can also boot the ssd with the usb grub.

Most craziest thing for me right now is, I now have an nvme in the blade, but the blade doesn't fully support nvme as boot device.

And the external grub can boot it, and it seems to work properly once grub and the kernel take over, has full "support".

Just a side note, the other drive is a sata m.2 that worked fully before so i still have no reason why it isn't working.

So I thought I could now use a usb stick with grub to boot the nvme.

But nope, can't boot the usb stick anymore.

What the fuck is going on?!

And for all those realising that the nvme will not be running at pcie 3.0 by 4, yes, but it's not a high-end drive, Samsung pm951 so that doesn't matter.

Alright, so i'm making an MS-DOS 6.22 box on a modern laptop: 80GB HDD (SATA 2), 2GB RAM (rip 9x, smallest stick I got,) AMD x64 CPU (they stuck a single-core 1GHz CPU in a laptop meant for Win8.0, with age it's slowed to around 600MHz effective, so it's more suited to being an XP box but I have no XP drivers...)

I'm not strapped for space at all (I could make 4 2GB partitions with no issue) but should I use DRVSPACE? I've never used DOS-era disc compression (and won't fucking touch DoubleSpace, for those that remember that and its issues) and i'm wanting to fuck with it some.

EDIT: fuck CSM, gotta use GRUB to load DOS...

Hi Devs Veterans,

Does doing PSM/CSM certification help developers move to a management or Engineering Technical Manager position?