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  • 5
    Don't you find it annoying when the dev team gives you the worst or less than absolute minimum of time to test a new release?

    It's like... that itches with me so hard. Come on.. we're testing a build here. You want me to brush over this? The amount of bugs that might pop up...(oh yeah we just bill the client for those later lolololol)! Especially when no one wrote tests, or just minimal, I... sigh.

    lol
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  • 3
    Shortly after joining the $company, I found this issue where if you connect a certain peripheral to the console, you can use it to do weird stuff that isn't really a thing on consoles. I documented my finding by creating a bug report.
    ...the bug report had been closed by the test lead w/ a message stating 'The game doesn't support the peripheral. Won't Fix'.
    Fucking moron. Well... personally I don't give a fuck whether the issue is fixed. For one, though, it's !that tester's call - it's the devs' call. Seconds thing about this is - if the peripheral is !supported, then how about fucking disabling it, instead of letting the game intercept input from it, which can /* && does, as it turns out */ lead to unintended behavior?
    I kind of wish the game had an SQL injection vulnerability, so I could create a report of it just to see whether the retard closes that one too w/ 'The game doesn't support code injection. Won't Fix'.
    FFS.
    rant consoles qa !supported testers test monkeys gamedev retards peripheral lazy
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  • 3
    JoyRant build 50.

    I don’t know who else is still using JoyRant but according to TestFlight there are currently 73 users (wtf?!).

    The new version doesn’t ignore the cert anymore because it’s been fixed.

    And the new highlight is: auto-retry!
    If a Slim Shady Error occurs, the app will retry up to 5 times until giving up and showing the error.

    It’s really smooth again now. What a difference!

    The retry feature is implemented on the SwiftDevRant SDK and is currently set to 5 by default.

    @retoor if you want to use it, just update to the latest version 2.3.0
    It’s better than just hiding the error because as a user you don’t need to manually repeat the request.

    Have fun!
    devrant joyrant auto retry
    6
  • 0
    When you first sign up for any betting platform, the login process can seem daunting if you’re not familiar with it, and a great resource that explains how to access your account on Pin Up Sports Betting is https://pinup-sports-betting-bd.com/... which provides step‑by‑step instructions on signing in, recovering forgotten passwords, and ensuring your account remains secure. Knowing exactly how to log in helps you start placing bets faster and reduces common hurdles that new users face.

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    Another aspect covered in reliable login instructions is account security. Options like two‑factor authentication, email verification, and secure password creation are often recommended to protect your account from unauthorized access. While it might seem like an extra step, taking advantage of available security features ensures peace of mind when playing or wagering online.

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    I had lost access to a significant amount of crypto after a phishing scam, and I was devastated. I tried everything I could think of, but nothing worked. Then, I came across  Wizard Hiltin Cyber Tech. At first, I was skeptical, but their team was professional and empathetic. They carefully walked me through the process and helped me recover my assets step by step. Within a few weeks, I was back in control of my account. Their dedication and transparency throughout the entire process made a huge difference. I’m beyond grateful for their support and highly recommend them if you're in a similar situation. Wizard Hiltin Cyber Tech; Email : wizardhiltoncybertech ( @ ) gmail (. ) com 
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  • 0
    everybody in the fucking company is so fucking tired of this client's bullshit!

    2 developers quit their job cause of this retard and 1 got fired.

    1 more developer has given a notice that he's quitting this project cause of the shithead and 1 female developer is also debating of quitting.

    i am being psyop'd by the client who fucks with my mind!

    the client is SO fucking rude towards everybody.

    the biggest ego maniac retard i have ever seen!

    if anything doesnt go by how he imagined it, he doesnt wanna hear it.

    he offended the official Microsoft engineers who were trying to provide us support on Azure DevOps Cloud, saying "Microsoft are u gonna help us or do i need to ask Google?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    what a fucking retard!

    one of the senior engineers who worked on the project for 13 years, had quit his job because of that retard!

    then he offended the most important lead and senior engineer who works on the most complex project for about 15-20 years. if this guy leaves, the whole project will collapse the company will go bankrupt.

    the retard told me to ignore this senior lead engineer's suggestions on a task that CANNOT BE DONE, and that i have to do it by force by using a paid premium version of Copilot AI to fix the whole fucking enterprise project that has over 1 million lines of code!

    the client basically indirectly told the most senior engineer to fuck off and that i need to solve the whole project just with AI cause he believes AI is the future.

    now the latest email of this client, is that he said VIBE CODING is the new strategy we all have to follow!

    our CTO is fucking laughing and lead engineers are getting pissed THE FUCK OFFf!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The whole fucking infrastructure is burning in flames and retard is only putting oil on this fire!!!
    rant
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    I have discovered! Thaaaaat... you shouldn't link your hobby github on your Linkedin.. 'cause.. yeah... I recently found out that it will give employers a horrible impression of you within seconds, such as: "Wait, this guy has just been writing throwaway code. How can I trust he will be able to write production code right now?".

    It's like a sales pitch... you lose someone's attention in a manner of seconds.. and no one's going to have the patience to sit there and figure out your story like a good samaritan. Time crunch. Money. Arriba arriba. Andale, andale! lol

    :inspired by A.I. conversation:
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  • 0
    everybody in the fucking company is so fucking tired of this client's bullshit!

    2 developers quit their job cause of this retard and 1 got fired.

    1 more developer has given a notice that he's quitting this project cause of the shithead and 1 female developer is also debating of quitting.

    i am being psyop'd by the client who fucks with my mind!

    the client is SO fucking rude towards everybody.

    the biggest ego maniac retard i have ever seen!

    if anything doesnt go by how he imagined it, he doesnt wanna hear it.

    he offended the official Microsoft engineers who were trying to provide us support on Azure DevOps Cloud, saying "Microsoft are u gonna help us or do i need to ask Google?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    what a fucking retard!

    one of the senior engineers who worked on the project for 13 years, had quit his job because of that retard!

    then he offended the most important lead and senior engineer who works on the most complex project for about 15-20 years. if this guy leaves, the whole project will collapse the company will go bankrupt.

    the retard told me to ignore this senior lead engineer's suggestions on a task that CANNOT BE DONE, and that i have to do it by force by using a paid premium version of Copilot AI to fix the whole fucking enterprise project that has over 1 million lines of code!

    the client basically indirectly told the most senior engineer to fuck off and that i need to solve the whole project just with AI cause he believes AI is the future.

    now the latest email of this client, is that he said VIBE CODING is the new strategy we all have to follow!

    our CTO is fucking laughing and lead engineers are getting pissed THE FUCK OFFf!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The whole fucking infrastructure is burning in flames and retard is only putting oil on this fire!!!
    rant
  • 0
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  • 0
    Sweet, theoretical examples in study book: "Oh, we have a nice, simple, hierarchical system".

    Reality: "Oh, we have an incredibly complex system made more and more complex on an already convoluted series of layered ESB SOAs that are dependent and interlinked on cloud systems, which use complex database systems, orchestrations, and so on...". How do I describe it? Layered hell, I would say. lol

    Something like this:
    https://programmerhumor.io/programm...

    How do we debug that? Well... we could buy extremely expensive cloud logging! Pros and cons... lol. Already losing my mind.

    It's quite annoying. lol
    Yes, devlife.
    rant
  • -2
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  • -2
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    Clients trust PCR for our comprehensive support, from initial assessment to final restoration. We are the recommended choice for anyone seeking the best crypto recovery company services.
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  • -2
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  • -2
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