Google Assistant is very diplomatic

One of my rants just crossed 20++.
I was excited and headed over to free swag just to know that limit has been raised to 30++.
I'll never get free stickers

Eternal confusion.

I guess my dog doesnt like Dev rant. Bye bye 1.5 year old stress ball :,(

A sad day it is

*Builds a web component for a client website*

CLIENT: I don't like it, can I have it a tiny bit over to the right more

ME: Taps the arrow key a few times making it look like I'm doing something.(Which actually does nothing)

Client: 👌Perfect

😂😂😂 Wut 😂😂😂

I think I'm never laughing again about other people misery.

After this enjoyable rant
https://devrant.com/rants/1261531/...

I got fucked in the ass:

The meeting got delayed to 2018-03-28

They discarded the prototype

I have to develop this fucking shit practically all alone

I'm so fucking pissed that I scheduled a fucking 3 hours meeting to monday and who dares to fucking go off topic on this meeting is gonna be fucking harassed for real.

That moment when

CS Professor: “What M word is the black hole to all productivity?”

Student: “Management”

CS Professor: “Was going to say meetings but that’s better”

My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

Me, trying to create a LaTeX document: *googles "latex string comparison"*
Customer and boss walk in.
Google: *shows NSFW results*

I.. Let...- Let me explain, it's not what it looks like!

Yes! Haven't even graduated yet, and just got hired as Junior Developer - score!

Getting a girlfriend

About 95% of what I know of CS is self taught.

This shouldn't be happening, or at least not this much.

No. More. Writing. Code. On. A. Fucking. Piece. Of. Paper.

 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Steam knows I will be buying a game tomorrow.

Next thing we know, the robots have taken over our civilization.

Did you say security?

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

Quite possibly the worst question I have ever seen on Stack Overflow

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

That's totally relatable. What say devs??

How to make sure your users appreciate your work

At the top of a 2000+ line source file

Reading other people's code.

Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

They chose mine! THEY CHOSE MINE!

just found this shirt online - shut up and take my money

Just got this slack from our server admin.