Customer: IT is completely useless! I’m getting PORN ADS on my work computer!? This is ridiculous!!!

Friend: Oh that’s not good, perhaps your computer has a virus of some sort let me take a look!

Friend takes a look and sees that the porn ads were all provided by google ad service, they weren’t related to a virus.

Friend: so, you don’t have a virus, but so that you know google gathers metrics on the sites you visit so that it can target ads at you better. Looks like that’s what’s happening here.

Customer: .............

Me: Did Sherry let you know that I'm leaving today?

Coworker: what!? No!

Me: yeah... I'm leaving.

Coworker: huh, I'm not surprised...

Me: what is that supposed to mean!?

Co: shit man, this job sucks, I'm not surprised. I'll be leaving right behind you.

Me: oh.... Um... April Fools... 😬

Co: God damnit.

Me: don't worry, I won't tell the boss how you really feel.

Ok......

First tatto things 😂

Oh look, an ice cream with white chocolate and Java vanilla xD

Time to print out project source code

Found that a bit funny.

This man explaining equals in JavaScript deserves a reward

When a full-stack developer credits the whole team

Alexa (in another room): ***ALARM***
Me: Hey Google, broadcast "Alexa, stop"
Alexa: ***stops***
Me:

Proxima Nova is KING! 😎

Variable name 😂😂😂😂😴

as always...

dark theme.

- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

who is a good speaker ? ...

Best xcode review ever

Before you're hired:
1. A binary tree?
2. Currying?
3. Higher-order function?
4. How does event loop work?
5. What is prototype?
6. What is encapsulation?
7. Can you draw an algorithm?

After you're hired:
1. Hey, can you add auth token and login to our app?

That's a mean sounding threat...

Did I get a couple of updates early?

Chrome lies ._.

Fiction vs Reality

I once changed all my error messages to say “Processed successfully” because I had a demo yet the software was very buggy.

I bought myself time to fix the bugs later.

#demoHack

So, I took 4 weeks vacation. I planned to finish so many projects and learn so many stacks.

First 3 weeks:

npm install

Almost every f*****g time :(

Standards, why follow them?

I laughed hard..😂

LMFAOOOOOOO

*erection intensifies*

(I'm fucking pumped for fuschia in case anyone hasn't noticed)