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doing stuff
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JAVA, PHP, SQL, Python, C, js, vue, Ruby
Location

The Netherlands
Website

https://www.xyphen-it.nl
Github

YWatchman

Joined devRant on 10/9/2017

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Devrant meetup Nijmegen

joke/meme meetupnl meetup nijmegen

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Nobody:

Senior frontend Dev at my company: "microservices best thing ever"

Also him: "Relational databases gonna die"

Also him (talking to the DB team): "You're gonna dissapear, Mongo is the future"

Me: "Eh... Dude, Mongo is still a database.."

Him: "Microservices"

Send help...

rant microservices fuck off we have bigger problems

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Day 8 without a laptop and I am losing my mind!!! I am behind on all projects with a review coming up on Saturday!!!!😡
My MacBook fell victim to the flex gate design flaw, costing a fortune to fix. I am getting a surface book instead and it was supposed to arrive today!!!! Now they are saying there’s a delay and I don’t even know when it will arrive!!!!!!! I am losing my mind! Help! 😩 what can I do to pass the time and take my mind off being behind on projects? It hit so bad I started learning to dance from YouTube! I’m tired of reading too!!!! Help! 😰

rant no-laptop sad

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My bird fell asleep on the laptop while licking the shiny LENOVO logo.

random

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People, nowadays!!!!

joke/meme meme memes ai machine learning ml artificial intelligence

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Linux Bash is popular 😂

joke/meme linux bash
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can you imagine that problem?

rant

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Random

rant

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devRant meetup in the Netherlands yesterday was awesome! Hereby a group picture we took.

Thanks for the amazing evening, people!

devrant meetup netherlands dutch devrant meeting

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The Database Manifesto is arriving soon....

joke/meme communist databases funny devrant

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Ok......

joke/meme devrant stackoverflow rant

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Manager (walking in in the morning): ey linuxxx, looking good today!
Me: w-what? I'm not wearing much special, what's so great about my outfit? But than....
Boss: April fools motherfucker!

Well, I had it coming .______.

rant thanks boss april fools

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While coding ....

joke/meme programming humor code funny coding

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Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

rant

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those kids...

joke/meme funny

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💦💦💦💦💦💦

joke/meme

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When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

rant debugging confused coding tired

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This is just like me when I play with my baby niece to remove some stress from work. Effectively recharges me and can code again even if I'm tired

rant stress reliever happy baby niece

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old but gold.

joke/meme

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It's a merge conflict

joke/meme merge github gitlab push merge conflicts git pull

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HTML 😂

joke/meme

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I can do HTML, responsive CSS with JS but there is one damned thing blocks me all the time. What color?
How you guys choose your color on a webpage?

question colorscheme css colors

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alexa in action

joke/meme alexa

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What are you talking about? I'm on test server... Oh fuck.

joke/meme prod production

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10 years challenge. GGWP
MVC = MySQL Vue Codeigniter 😂

joke/meme

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Motivation

joke/meme webdev programmer motivation

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Today I had a CORS error in production, noticed 1 hour in that I accidentally wrote "localhost:5000//API/*"

1 hour, for a extra slash.

rant cors react dotnet

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We all know this feeling

joke/meme bad why code

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Didn't know this but it turns out there is a cinema in the Netherlands called Vue 😂

joke/meme vue.js

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It blew me away.

joke/meme android studio ide

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