Happened during an exam!
Had a viva session after the exam

Examiner: how much do you know about Linux
Me: (pulls out phone and shows him the kernel I have been working on)
Examiner (to other teacher): give him full marks already

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

Privacy is a legend

The golden ratio !!!

If the machines do rise up and take over the world, I just hope my devices remember how good i was to them.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Every damn time.

A developer's worth is only measurable in their absence. 😢

Ha ha ha ha 😂

Who wants one?

Last night my girlfriend told me that she downloaded devRant in attempts to understand my world. I nearly shed a tear. I'm so proud of her.

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

When the client asks for IE8 compatibility ...

So true..

This also applies when you finally reach 150 +1's and now the limit is 175...

My most used feature in my IDE?

Find and Replace

Committing is always a hard job. Whether it's Relationship or GitHub.

The author of the windows file copy dialog visits some friends.

I wish my mind had its own terminal.
Just imagine...

sudo apt-get install English

e = (mc)²

errors = (more code)²

Are you sure you want to ...

Truest truth

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

just added my new devRant stickers to my collection :)

Boss: "Can we create apps that are supercool, superfast, supercustomizable and superhitech?"
Me: "If you want apps like these I have to use this tool, this language and this other stuff. Just keep in mind that are new technologies for me and I need to study a lot before develop everything"
Boss: "Ok! can you do it for tomorrow?"
Me: "...."

First post on here. Found this pretty funny :)

Here we go my first rant...

Spending all day debugging sure makes me feel like I didn't get shit accomplished that day. lol

Here's a favorite of mine. Managers need to be in meetings to be productive. Developers need to stay far away from meetings to be productive. Managers love to drag developers into meetings and then wonder why their productivity is down.