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About

Android app dev. I like dank memes and loathe errors.
Skills

Android & Backend
Location

Cape Town
Website

http://stonepillarstudios.com
Github

koellewe

Joined devRant on 9/10/2017

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This is so mean

joke/meme

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Lol, the last one killed me 😂😂

joke/meme number html phone

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When you have to wait int32.MaxValue for your train

joke/meme int32 ihatewaiting

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Next time I see a constructor with 22 parameters. I'm gonna report whoever wrote that to the police

rant

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Professor: "Who here regularly backs up all their data?"
*Some people raise their hands*
Professor: "Who has at some point lost their data?"
*The exact same people raise their hands*

rant backup backups are important story classroom

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Contributor badge 👍

joke/meme contributor open source repo

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Java Monsters in the house?

joke/meme java joke funny meme java meme java

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

joke/meme javascript

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Enough is enough. This has happened for the last time! >:(

rant alias

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*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

rant

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At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

rant wk110

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Me trying to optimize my overloaded stack

joke/meme devops server
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I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

joke/meme microsoft database excel

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Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

rant

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This is my motivation.

devrant wk107

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joke/meme

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"WiFi is better than Ethernet because the air is bigger so it can hold more internet."

Yes, and horse-drawn carriages are better than cars because they have bigger wheels.

rant the truth is out there

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GDPR done right. 😂😂

joke/meme

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Many can relate. 🤔

joke/meme

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When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

rant

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My life in one sentence: "Weeks of coding can save hours of planning". Sigh.

rant bad habit planning wk106

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I guess she was fluent in C#

rant

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Truth has been spoken!

joke/meme ui joke true

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When I try to motivate/advice someone and they still go on sad

rant made of corroded steel with a chair on the face you need a high five

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Perfect summary of my school projects...

joke/meme shouldn’t works finally

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Motivational quote!!!!

rant testing in production production testing

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Beginners be like...

joke/meme coding meme

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Guess who wasted 2hours of his life to change his configs file again.

rant

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I really like this one 😂

joke/meme

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A friend needed to test an API so, I told him to download Postman to start testing POST request and he ask if he needed to download Getman for testing the GET ones 🤣

rant postman

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