I don't like this.

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Web browsers...

Oh poor Libre😂

😥😥😥😥

Well, this did not work because It was used on a screw. It should have been a nail instead.

Programme

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There's a special place in Hell for people who design APIs that returns 200 but then put error messages in the response body.

follow on from my last rant.

I've finally gotten my new Jira project. Only thing I seem to have access to change is the Kanban board columns. Still has 50+ fields when creating a ticket etc.

Asked the support team handling the request if this was a mistake. He said no, i'll need to open another ticket to have those changes requested.

Opened and got a reply. Currently there are 2 versions of Jira running. They are working on consolidating them atm and won't help me right now until this is done. I've been asked to re-open my request after the consolidation is done in March 2019.

5 ... fucking ... months, so I can have a competent ticketing process.

He pointed me to a page explaining the move and listing all the changes taking place. Well lets look at the changes they are making that are so critical:

Change 14: Rename "More info" status to "Needs more info".

... Oh pardon me. I didn't realise such critical show stoppers were being addressed. Please do continue. Don't mind me, i'll just be over here taking 4 hours to create an Epic and 6 stories. As you were

Just the beginning!!

Friendly reminder for travalers:

You can usually reset your free WiFi time at airport networks by clearing cookies :)

Why the fuck are all templating engines called after synonyms of the same thing?

Laravel has Blade
ASPNET has Razor
Node has Edge

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

Visual Studio Code! It's Microsoft showing Atom that they can copy Sublime Text better ;)

I mistyped cap (from Capistrano) so often that I made an alias for it. Now bash history is full of... Crap. Literally.

My boss seen it once.... Luckily, he's already seen so many of my shenanigans that he didn't even care...

So yeah, I made an alias that changed one single character so I don't need to learn how to type.

crap staging deploy

Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

A really sad story.

Rose are red
Dark theme make me code faster

An other developer's gone
Because of the manager

I had to install a program whose setup file size was 3GB and I already had that setup in my pendrive, but my pendrive was in the other room so instead of going there and bringing that pendrive, I re-downloaded the setup.

My other room is hardly 5m away

All these fortnite plyers thanking the bus driver but none of them thanking their graphics drivers

True that~~

why would u do tht

This is so true

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Ma aunt sent me this right now. Look at how it's written. Sounds like all the crap movies compiled into a pile of shit.

Whenever you're feeling down, just read that.

Fuck any dev who thought playing sounds automatically on a webpage or on a mobile app without user's consent is a good feature. Especially when you don't even include a setting about it.

Yes I'm directly swearing at any devs from Instagram.

The way I learned new stuff