Web developer's dilemma

Installing ubuntu for my friend. We verified that the progress bar was in fact moving.

I'm disappointed by the lack of multi-monitor desktop for profiles.

Also lack of sarcastic t-shirts

My dad picked up programming in Java as a hobby when I started my own dev company. We pair program on the weekends! 😁

In accordance with the ancient traditions of our people, we must first build an app that does nothing except say "Hello world". - react native docs

I really should read this..

you can't get jiggy with it

Walking into class I hear this gem:

"Stack Overflow is the best site ever"

Unexperienced digital immigrant: "Let's make a website, can you do this?"
Me: "Yeah."
"But you gotta use wordpress. We want to be able to change the content easily. Also we want to have that website done fast."
"Meh, ok."

one day later

"Are you done yet?"
Me: "No, I got to find a good way for the lightbox I'm still implementing to fetch data from posts blabla"
"Why are you not done yet? Just take a plugin, even I can do that. Wordpress is so easy, it's just 1, 2, 3 and done."

Yeah I have an idea. Why don't you just make the website yourself.

Got my stickers! Thanks devRant

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Nothing would make my life more fun than an Office fort!

HN these days.. might as well be buzzfeed.. what a waste.

True...

No I don't hack Facebook accounts 😒... Why do people keep asking that?.

!rant Spotted this in the bookstore among the 'for Dummies' 🤘 My faith in humanity is restored!

stupid frameworks and all your stupid nice looking code but overload of necessity I am actually debating on going off of the grid or at least ditching frameworks and just throwing shit at the wall and squeezing my knee

Just when you thought pen testers couldn't get more creative

This is my fucking rubber duck debuger 😜🤘

HAHAHA.

Hahahh

HP sucks because:
shitty hinges,
shitty build quality,
shitty USB ports,
shitty customer service,
shitty website

This would actually probably be better than nodejs

FUCKING TFS

every damn time!

ok, sorry :(

Just started learning swift and iOS development. OMG I fucking hate it so much.

Very essential styles that have been in production for years.