✈️ to my girlfriend's place to meet her after years of long distance relationship.
Wish me luck guys

That's a good plan🤣

githubcommit level 10k

should happen in real life 🤔

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week 119

@dfox way to convince people for clean their desk

I hope everyone's wife / mom is feeling proud.
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You know you've become a true developer when you see this and immediately think about Git forking.

UI design gone wrong

I found this in the HTML for Hackerrank. I started laughing and thought you guys would enjoy it as well.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

That's a good one!

Truth to be told, I've learnt more programming here on DevRant in about a month than in one year of my computer science course in college.

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

!Rant

Any tips for a junior dev to get jobs remotely?

Universe is telling...

STOP DOING THIS!!!

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

I just joined a company where all push to master branch. 🙄

The feels when @dfox +1's your rants.

At university we had lessons in C++.
First lesson: Make a calculator
Second lesson: Make an application that uses sockets to connect to an FTP-server and downloads a file. No FTP-libraries allowed.

Salary negotiation

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

If you're a dev and you don't know linux..

you don't know linux.

Hello Monday:
0.Arrive late due to traffic.(Apparently a car hit a cow crossing the road)
1. Try upgrading php5 to php7 and break stuff in the process and waste 2 hours fixing things.(Poor connection so ssh sessions hung occasionally)
2.PHP fixed,open Gmail and get over 100 emails from clients about the server being down(because of (0)).Ignore all.Find a snaglist of over 20 TODOs.
3.Open Android Studio, update to 2.3 and everything becomes broken.Each time i open it ,it crashes and i have to "Report to Google"
4.Spend the next 1 hour reinstalling AS.It finally works.
5.Open Project and the libraries are broken.Spend another hour upgrading build tools.
6.Leave SDK to update and decide to check my Google Cloud console.$50 bill pending.Shit.
7.Try XCode. Remember the project is still in Swift 2 and I have to upgrade it(Would take eternity).Immediately closes xcode.
8.Gives up on life and decides to log into Devrant.

When I turn off my laptop and the mouse starts blinking because it is trying to connect to the host I imagine a young boy in the fields shouting "Papa? Daddy where are you? [Crying] Papaaa"

What is machine learning?

Typical 😏

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

When then ask you how is life?

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

Just leaving this here