Stackoverflow.

Bored programmer

WPA2 exploit has been patched

Source : Reddit...

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Oh sh*t

Debugging brings out the evil inside us 😂

This was under appreciated in class.

Eminem

#bed_covers {
width: 100%
}

#bed_covers .mine {
width: 10%
}

#bed_covers .mrs {
width: 90%
}

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

I personally hate those words 😑😚😎

Documentation is like sex.
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

Valentine's day

If Windows gets honest..

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Ricing i3-gaps... 6 hours later... Oh I should eat something... Time flies

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

My social life

The music I hear while coding can describe my current mood:

Dubstep and other electronic music -> chilled and focused
Movie soundtracks -> everything I do today is working fine
Anime Openings/JPop -> in desperate need for motivation
Metal -> why is that son of a code not working?!

What kind of music do you listen to while coding?

I am a back end developer who is forced to fix angularjs problems because we don't have people. Literally copy/paste and wild guessing. Am I a full stack developer now?!?!
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No, I am a back end developer who can hack front end together if somebody else started it.😉😉

Needed x years of experience in a language that's < x years old for an entry level job 🙃

The use of git and understanding/working with foreign keys and performing (including the understanding) JOIN queries.

Also, it took me years and to understand OOP.

When think back to my code from before that, my brain spontaneously starts bleeding.

I don't get 50 shades of grey.

They should have called it: "256 shades of gray unless you're on 10bit HDR, then its 1024 shades of grey"

That would have made much more sense

Remembering to add a semicolon

not me but… not doing fucking everything in js, no way I'm installing os.js

Please don't include generated files in source control.

‎100% reliable test for HTML5

Your program isn't working. You just haven't found the test case to break it yet.