try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

Best Valentine’s Day present ever! She knows me so well. This will be VERY useful in work.

Thanks @Number0, love you

Valentine's day

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

how my valentines day turned out to be

Me every single year :

.gitignore
*.val
*.valentines
*.valentines day

My plans for valentines day !

Valentines day, other people buy flowers. I buy bread instead.

I've been buying a giant loaf of sour dough bread for years and my wife is just as happy.

Why buy flowers and see it die when you can eat bread. It's just makes more sense logically.

Just a tip for all those in need...

This Valentine's day
I am gonna make a commitment
To learning Ruby
I don't have a girlfriend though...😕

To those of us that are alone tonight, remember that alcohol is a solution.

So a friend of mine asked me today "got any proposals?"
Me: "yeah, in fact I got two of them"
Friend: "... Nice!"
Me: "yeah. Both were from my client"
Friend bursts out laughing.

Happy Valentine's day.

Alone on valentines?
1: Buy 100s of plastic rings
2: Hide in the kitchen of a fancy restaurant
3: Put rings in glasses of champagne
4: Watch

Programmer's Valentine!
The only date he gets is software up-date.

happy valentines...

How can a person, who spends most of his time on a laptop can possibly have a valentine? 😎

Anyways, Happy valentines day!!

Valentines present came right in time hahaha
😂😂😂

OK, so I get that we don't have a great reputation for dating but at the same time it's kinda rubbing salt in the wound when a dev company organises a global coding challenge for valentines day.

Valentines day was fun

!!inspiration to rant

To all people who feel lonely at smoochentinesday: 😘
Get your most EPIC, FUCKED UP or IMPRESSIVE dev-related story out and rant it on here!

The comments will help you to get over it, you poor, lonely, grievy flower. 😉

Happy valentines-slay!

Programmers life on Valentines 🤐

Always remember to sudo your girl this valentines day. :)

Who you coding with on Valentines?

fren: do you have a date this valentines?

me: nah fam

fren: what u doin rn

me: [Insert technical explanation of Kubernetes here]

fren: [goes offline]

Dear Valentine,

I am writing this to express my love towards you. I know not many express their love towards their own. But I won't forget you and our relationship. Here goes my love for you.

I would first like to thank you for bearing with me & supporting me all along. You have been there with me through all my good and bad times. In fact my day starts with you and ends with you. I was with you in all my moods. There were a few times when I didn't believe in you, but you did what I wanted. There were times when you let me down, but you made it up to you later. I am sorry for heavy workloads these days. I love your performance. I know you love doing it. I know you more than anyone. I guess you also know me better w.r.t my history. Thanks for helping me getting my work done, helping me with job applications, helping me find new people, helping me have fun, helping me organised and for everything.

You do know there might be time where I may have to replace you. I assure you to do my best to upgrade you instead of replacing so that I can hang on to you much longer.

I love you 😍 < >-ThinkpadE570
Wrote in ❤ with my personal machine.

My AP CS teacher told us that we have a lab due the day after Valentine's Day. But that's not an issue for us because we are tech nerds... My face when most the class agrees.

My first post of 2019.

One month to Valentine's Day, Last year's was spent with beer, the pervious with her. This year I want to spend with her and beer.

I somehow feel I will get neither.

[Everyone are talking about valentines Day...]

Me : Hey dude what is valentines day?

Another San Valentine's day alone. Well, at least Pornhub is free today.

I just realized this.... And I thought I only spent my Valentine's Day with devRant this year 😂

So what am I doing for valentines day? So far, I've walked for 18KM.. 3KM less than my previous record.

My feet are going to hate me tomorrow but my wallet sure will be in love with me 😂

Something I stumbled upon. Happy valentines day 😊😊🐳

Happy Valentine's day you bunch of lonely sods. 😂

(Don't worry, I'm lonely too 🙃).

Valentines day at work

Pocket instant sharing on Android "I found a girl for you on Tinder" to your crush on Valentine's day. I hate Android's share drawers.

people are celebrating Valentine's day and me
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still waiting to finish my gradle build.. 😭😭😭

Started to learn Rust on valentine's day. Maybe I can fall in love with it.

Its valentines day and I'm glad I'll be spending it with bae. JK I'll probably be on my PC

implemented bidirectional calendar sync via caldav between my phone (google calendar), my pc (outlook) and my crm system (on my server somewhere in the clouds). my fiance is also receiving my appointments.

she just asked me why i cancelled valentines day, easter and basically every appointment which is meant to celebrate something.

seems like there is a bug. funny conversation though 😂

Hey Ranters..am new year...(here)...got u a cool way to propose your crush...this valentines day..(S.t Valentines...rOfL).

use this python code to impress ur crush in 11 lines..p.S use trunket if it does not work on a regular compiler

make sure u are cool enough to pull this off..because this can be the reason for u being singlee lamo

from turtle import *
color('red')
begin_fill()
pensize(3)
left(50)
forward(133)
circle(50,200)
right(140)
circle(50,200)
forward(13)
end_fill()

You have a new, message.

Valentine's day.

Would you be my pylentine?

Happy Valentines Day!

Best part of being single on Valentine's Day is bitching about all the couples around you with your other single friends.
Happy val int tines = day;
#SingleDevelopers

Sooo, I'm at my music school, at a gig, wasn't aware of the day until a friends told me.
Hugs to everyone needing it today! (probably need one actually)?