Hi, guys, about a month ago i created a covid 19 live tracking website for my portfolio. But today remember i could ask for review in devRant about the site. So i hope you give me any upgrade suggestion for the website.Anything like ui/ux or new content or faults etc

website link :
https://covid19trackermj.herokuapp.com/...

I was an Android developer in a company, I was told to generate a release APK file to test it locally.

So, to sign the apk, I created a keystore file and the password is my name. they decided to publish the file on Play Store.

I left the company years ago, and still on every update they have to put my name as a password.

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

Laravel, but I'm getting better

My biggest hurdle was finding a way to go from my old 1400*900 screens to 1080p
Needles to say i finally was able to upgrade after years

That's a great bug

Don't you just hate it when some applications aren't supported in Linux..

Devrant mentioned in our Databases course! 😱

Fucking react programmers

This never gets old...

Just had an email from the MD saying anyone caught streaming music will be given a disciplinary.... think it's time for a new job

😤😤😤 People need to stop believing these sheets in fortune cookies, they are printed using a Linux binary!

That's the real difference!

"Forgive me" is quite a common comment in GitHub projects.

After joining devrant I spend twice the time sitting on the toilet which results in my right leg falling asleep and me trying to stumble my way out of the bathroom looking like a hideous creature of the night.

BOSS: That icon is not centered, move it slightly to the right
ME: You're wrong, I can garantee you it's centered (it was centered)
BOSS: Well, my eyes are telling me it's not, so move it to the right
ME: (faking increasing margin)
ME: Ok, now it's 10 px to the right, what do you think?
BOSS: it's a great result, now it's perfect! Cant you see the difference?
ME: Absolutely, you do are the real designer here...
BOSS: Ohhh, stop complaining, you'll learn one day...
ME: Yep.

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in near future.
Me: to get a 175+ on my Rant.

Crappy team bonding or conference days where you spend the day away from your machine listening to motivational speeches from arsehole senior managers!!

"And don't forget everyone, there's no I in team."

"No, but there's a U in cunt."

One of my project managers wanted a feature where the user can save over files without having to delete all information of the previous file and that they could go through previous versions. So I told him, "Okay, what you want is a versioning system." Then he proceeded to say no and describe the exact same thing as a versioning system. I wanted to yell at him that that's exactly what he wanted but kept my mouth shut because there is no point in continuing the conversation.

New dev box! 12 cores and 72Gb RAM! :-)

I'm converting some old stylesheets to sass and found this gem. How drunk I must have been to write something like this o.0

I was a child and I was playing Habbo, I was really addicted to it. A friend of mine in this game said me "why don't we create a fansite?" and I said "ok lol" because I imagined that creating a website would have been funny and easy. So I searched on Google how to create websites, and I discovered HTML. The first version was terrible, but with experience it went better day by day. It lasted 6 years and we had 200 users per day

I enjoy reading the rants. I also enjoy seeing how some rants end up with solutions from fellow developers who have had similar experiences. It's a huge reason I love our industry. Keep kicking ass everyone.

/non-rant

My code is guaranteed 100% mistrake free!

There must be some sort of punishment for those who write JavaScript "Java Script"

gives root permissions to the real world.

My code passed the review today. It is now being pushed to production. I can't express my happiness 😅

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

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