the best web developer ever.

CSS is easy until you open your website in another browser.

Back the mid 90s at secondary school, a friend came back from holiday with a Casio CMD-40 TV remote control watch. It was like magic, no one had never seen anything like it before.

We pranked our history teacher so badly, changing the channels, volume and turning the TV off while we were supposed to be watching some video on Henry VIII or something (no idea, too busy PMSL).

We'd pass the watch round the class to keep em guessing.

In the end, school replaced ALL the TVs and were seriously pissed off, to this day I believe they had no idea it was us!

Showoff LoL!😂😂

Alright, now we know the truth 🤔

schrodinger's backup

Actually ran sudo rm -rf /*

When you look back on your github activity and just think "Wow, we have really created something special. This is really going to help the world." It just... It gets me. That's why I do this day in and day out.

What is machine learning?

Well at-least now I know why I haven't been able to login.

Whenever I see a door that says push, I pull first to prevent conflicts.

All you need is love...

Linux ❤️

Let's see the coder in you.
If I give input: 1 output: 2
If I give input: 2 output:1
Only these two test cases needed.
You should not use control structures such as if,else,for,while,switch etc. (The answer is simple) (Don't cheat)

int number;
cin>>number; //get number
cout<<??????; //Your code

Yet, more to come.

4 out of 10 startups doesn't even have an idea or a fucking aim in life, all they want is a fucking website with fake testimonials to go live.
Fuck those fuckers who want to be CEO's and lure innocent devs into their fucking dream land. Offering unpaid internships with a lame reason of giving an opportunity to work .

:') remember this game?

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when you're looking for solutions on Google

Happy Holidays 🤓😂

Who will try it?

Really?.. why is it so hard to just write the changelog?!

Still single 😐

I love the brainstorming part

So true! + if you that is you somewhere

When you realize that JavaScript doesn't require semicolons at every end of the line

Which one do you want ?

I want to marry a girl who's programmer like me. Do any one has a programmer couple here ?
I think programmers can match best for eachother.
Your thoughts on that?

Who else does this? 😂

How long it takes to finish a task ...

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