Today the last Facebook Inc application is gone off my phone as I uninstalled Whatsapp finally. But the problem is, many of my customers use Whatsapp for quick comms, what do I do for this? Any suggestions? (I use Telegram but it's not much used around)

Disgraceful

Today I said goodbye to Debian and hello to opensuse tumbleweeb on my workstation at work.

Everything is going as planned

Did you say security?

Just me minding my own bussiness at a coffee shop (not starbucks) and a stranger comes up to me.

“Check line 37, might be an error there (laughs)”

I was shocked to say that she’s correct, is she the one guys?

Me: I mend shoes

Kid(age: 17): What kind of programming do you do?

Me: Well, I started writing scripts in Python, but in the last few months I moved to IOS development, so like making apps.

Kid: So you write scripts for phones?

Me: Not exactly—

Kid: Do you know what jailbreaking is?

Me: Yeah.

Kid: So do you jailbreak stuff?

Me: No—

Kid: Oh so you don’t really do programming.

:’(

Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

Still haven't been paid for completed a retail shop project. But all is well, since the system will not start on Black Friday till I remove the if condition 😈

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Savage XD

Me: Hmm, let's check what's the issue with this styles... Seems like nothing special...

*15 minutes later*

Me: Well, now that's just fine, now i'm closin' this one and commitin'...
Wait, what the...?

/* frontend-developer's day rubric. devrant edition */

Right😂😅

Recursion 😃

Someday I'll click 'Yes', I just don't know when...

Coincidence?

!rant

Boss challenged me to get something done before a demo and he'd give me tomorrow off paid. I completed the task on the time and at the end of the day told him I was leaving for another position. He was totally calm, cool, professional and still gave me tomorrow off paid. I don't know how that happened. Life is good.

It's quite "sed" and "awk"ward. 😂

Let the hate begin 😂😂

Love it to code on the passenger seat while my girlfriend is driving. Commits at 230km/h.

"Can't we extract the UNIX from Linux and use it as our server operating system?"

fml

Linux isn't even based on UNIX, but this piece of shit of a bitch of client was so freaking stubborn, and wanted a RAR file of UNIX from me

Apparently, all the CS labs at my uni allow only vim, no other editors.

ONLY VIM.

PRAY FOR ME

Finally joined the 5000 club!! woot woot

Co-worker: I don't get it, what's devrant about?
Me: rant about co-worker

Truth!

You realize you complain too much about shitty websites when even your wife, while surfing from her phone, begins saying "this website sucks"...

It's not stupid when it looks stupid but works!

I love to teach these boys and girls for basic C. :3

One of our customer thought it would be too unsecure to send us his AWS credentials by email. So he printed it and sent it as registered mail to us. The password we received was "hallo123".