How documentation works

wtf YouTube

- I'm trying to connect to the server at your location. What's the IP address?
- You can just write localhost there.
- 🤦‍♂️

Buy a $2000 suit that you will wear once or twice a year and nobody cares.

Buy a $120 keyboard that you will literally use everyday and people lose their minds.

May I please have a crumb of ++ ?
Need some ++s to unlock the avatar creator

Manager: Why haven’t you shipped any code today? It’s almost lunch.

Dev: Stuck on a bug

Manager: I’ll help you

Dev: Please don—

Manager: Have you tried thinking outside the box?

Dev: …Dear god please end my existence

Manager: You could try stack overflow too, have you ever used that site before?

Dev: 😮 🔫

Manager: Also sometimes bugs are caused by npm modules so rule that out first

Dev: *On knees praying to Zues for forgiveness and/or conveiniently placed lightning strike*

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

Every job interview question ever

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

savage

This is hilarious 😂😂

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Stackoverflow is fucking blocked from my company's internet. Fuck.

Found this 2 years old beauty today:

public boolean hasPermission(User user, Permission permission){
// TODO
return true;
}

The author quit last year.

I fucking hate december. It's as dark outside as in a hobo's ass standing in a tunnel during a solar eclipse and there is "love" and "friends" everywhere.
Time for some nordic doom metal.

At least they are honest

😑

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Might be a repost but I've yet to see it on here, so...

Elon is savage!

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

That moment when you spent an entire day making an awesome webpage (dark themed) and your pm tells you to change almost everything in it because he wants a light-themed website.

Fuck Everyone

(BTW now half the website is dark-themed and other half light-themed because pm doesn't know what he wants)

He is going places.

QA: It's not working.
Me: Are you getting 503 errors?
QA: No, just the one.

They're giving multiple projects to work on and it's so fucking hard to remember workflow of 4-5 projects while working on side projects as well

Right in the feels 😜

One day I'll do this with an evil smile on my face 😈

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

😂😂😂