void walks into a cave
doesn't return

Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

Create branches with name of girls and later check them out.

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

correctly named devices

When a newb asks you 'what's the difference between git and github?' rhetorically ask them 'What's the difference between porn and pornhub?'

The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Just started watching Mr Robot and freaking love it.

Note to self, sometimes hype is justified.

Dev confession.
Everybody in my department thinks I am a genius programmer.
I am just a better googler who knows how to apply things.

There is a band called 1023Mb. They haven't got any gigs yet.

Me telling a senior dev on how to install a proprietary software:

Me: Sir, the instructions are in the readme.txt

Senior: I'm supposed to read the readme?!

It's funny how a man gets something done and gets a "Good work, John!".

But, a woman gets the same thing done, and gets "Good work, team!".

#RealFuckingStory #ItHappenedToMe

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

After years of coding I've come to peace with my code.

I like debugging.

Fucking someone has to fix the recruiting process.

Fucking who gives a shit about your experience, and what you did so long.

Here take this fucking shitty problem that I googled, so that I can judge you by this one fucking problem.

Oh, youve worked on variety of technologies? Fuck you.

Fuck these interviews. Fml.

Boss called ! Said no need to come in today because it's friday and I worked hard this week... feeling like a boss. 💪

just gave half a dozen of ideas to my teacher for my final year computer science project. and it all got pulled down 😑😑😤..... an automated home system,car driver alerter, a drone..but nop..

well, sorry Dave

Having a look through my .bashrc, apparently forgot about this.

Thank you bong smoking, fortune telling cow.

haha the best reply

please don't...

!rant

Today I took a look at https://hexo.io/ as a static website generator for github pages.

It seems pretty decent and you can create your content in any of the 'layers' you like. (markdown, jade, scripting or plain html)

Random guy messages me on Facebook

"Hey, I saw you use XYZ provider. Would you mind sharing your username and password so that I can login to public wifi networks? Many thanks."

you know shit just got serious when a developer takes off his watch

A client wants to make a Pokemon GO type of game.. In two months.. (before the hype ended, they said)

And that was enough encouragement

It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

when you screw up at a coding interview because you couldn't remember an algorithm you havent used in 7 years.

Best possible week 13 rant... 😑