classmate: Hey, "friend" told me you do freelance website development. right? I need to create a new website and need your help.

Me: umm... OK... what's it about?

Classmate: It's for my dad's friend's business.

Me: OK. but I will charge the standard rate.

classmate: No... I will make it myself. I just want your help.

Me(Internally): ...not again...

Me: Do it yourself then.

Classmate: It will be quick. an hour or two max.

Me: *speechless*

Classmate: And one of my uncle who did IT told me that c++ is faster. can we use that instead of HTML?

Me: huh...?

classmate: you don't know shit.

... classmate walks away...

This guy somehow manages to get As in exams (mostly cheating. and our papers are shitty theory papers which you can mug up. so that helps) and in a year will have an IT degree.

Halloween joke, anyone?

"If you want a slutty costume for Halloween, you should go as my professor. He barely covers anything important" 😁

How to become a developer in 2016:

Step 1: Install Linux
Step 2: Brag everywhere that you've installed Linux and removed Windows
Step 3: ?????

You are now a developer

😁😁jumped right to the controversial topics! (source:9gag @dombai51)

This had to be posted!

Lol, prob repost but funny anyway.

😂😂😂

That moment, when you feel funny.

Congratulate all 😋

Fixed a two year old bug by deleting a bunch of code

Someone had to say it

Landing your first developer job be like...

Client : we need a better captcha system.
Dev:

Outrageous!!!

The algo strikes again 😁

"Is that a script or a hand job?"

A friend's colleague (who's pretty bad at English) that refers to manually typing in to the console as "a hand job".

I don't judge people based on race, color or gender.
I judge people based on the software they use.

Just saw an ad:

"I learned to code in 2 months thanks to X School and now I'm working at Google!"

Seems like now is the right time to dump your Google stocks.

Lets take a moment to appreciate this community - no ads, clickbaits or nudity and very little reposts (mostly for fun). Please devRant, don't ever get ruined.

A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”

The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.”

The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.”

The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.”

At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.”