Minimum punishment it is

Finally sharing my desk! The team is allowed to work in a dark room, the proper environment for developers.

Me after 13 hours of coding yesterday...

I think it's time to stop and go to sleep....

You wouldn't download a house

Started working in a company as an intern, they want me to do everything whether I know how to or not.

That moment after you do a fresh install of an OS and think "Wow everything is so fast and so much space"

Fast forward to the future.

3 shades of Java developer.

Quality code you say...

The most under-stated job description

Floppy disks are Jesus Christ

New engineer: "How do you estimate how long a project will take?"

         Seasoned engineer: "I add up the time required for each task, then multiply the sum by pi."

         New engineer: "Why pi?"

         Seasoned engineer: "It ensures that all my budgets are irrational."

That moment when you spend an entire afternoon trying to eradicate a problem but give up at the end of the day, and then solve it in 10minutes the next morning.

Damn you dev life !

When someone tells you they thought their iPhone 6 was water proof because they installed iOS 10. Facepalm 😖👋

I found out recently that Facebook is embedding tracking data in the form of IPTC metadata in images that you upload. This way the images can be tracked even after you download them.

Because I'm an anarchist and just want to watch the world burn a little, I made a tiny server to replace the id hash that they embed with a random one, just to see if I can't fuck with their algorithm a little bit.

You can check out the project here https://github.com/watzon/fbmdob

I've got 99 problems and all of them are priority one.

There is a petition

To change the word "No"

To "yesn't"

We have peaked

A note I leave on my laptop:

"If you steal this computer, you won't know how to use it"

Linux is only free if your time has no value.
- Jamie Zawinski

SERIOUSLY: FUCK YOU PAYPAL...

🖕For your 500 Apis that seemingly do the same fucking thing
🖕For your fucking Webhooks that get dispatched every fucking century
🖕For needing a fucking degree in PayPal sciences to understand which fees apply and when
🖕For doc links that seemingly lead to nowhere
🖕For having to plow through 500 pages on your fucking retarded website to be able to execute or receive a fucking payment
🖕For your casual internal server errors
🖕For your fucking ancient sandbox account design and dysfunctional features therein

Making payments is not fucking rocket science you fucking cunts.

🖕FUCK YOU!🖕