When you spend too much time in your car

Github after Microsoft purchase

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

During some late coding I started wondering why on earth someone beamed a headlight through my window, until I realized it was the sun...

I got a lot of stuff done though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me if i was a game dev

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Schrödinger's

My wife said the magic words last night! "Teach me to code".

Boss: Are you almost done with that project?
Me: *closing Google search of "dogs in top hats"* I need more time

Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

Optimized my program fron running 74 minutes to running 0.005 seconds. I call that a successful day.

That moment when you are on terminal, you highlight text and press Ctrl+C, only to realize you have terminated a running job that was 90% complete.

So I learned something today. Always disable guest sessions in your Linux machine in a work environment.

Walked away from my pc to talk to a fellow Linux engineer.

Came back to a screen with pornhub and porn playing.

"wait how the hell? I locked my pc...?!?"

"ever heard of guest sessions mate? 😆"

😓

*silently disables guest sessions*

Well okay learned that one the hard way 😅

People with programming languages named after them:

Haskell Curry
Ada Lovelace
Agner Erlang
Blaise Pascal
Taylor Swift

I guess it's a bad rant…

So true 💡

please don't...

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook