Today I received the best bug report I could've ever asked for..

Received an email from a member of our customer service centre containing a description of the bug they'd found and not only did it contain the steps to reproduce the bug, but a goddamn video of him reproducing the suspected bug!

The greatest feeling when the client decides to take time to make your life that little bit easier

When you spend too much time in your car

Github after Microsoft purchase

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

During some late coding I started wondering why on earth someone beamed a headlight through my window, until I realized it was the sun...

I got a lot of stuff done though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me if i was a game dev

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Schrödinger's

My wife said the magic words last night! "Teach me to code".

Boss: Are you almost done with that project?
Me: *closing Google search of "dogs in top hats"* I need more time

Slack: "People can't work when we're down"

GitHub: "Hold my beer"

I tell my parents that I chose Game Development in the GeoLab course(The college which my mother really wanted me to try), and mother's response is: „Gaming is mankind's disaster. Why do you want to make more people miserable?“

Kill. Me. Now.

When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

Optimized my program fron running 74 minutes to running 0.005 seconds. I call that a successful day.

That moment when you are on terminal, you highlight text and press Ctrl+C, only to realize you have terminated a running job that was 90% complete.

So I learned something today. Always disable guest sessions in your Linux machine in a work environment.

Walked away from my pc to talk to a fellow Linux engineer.

Came back to a screen with pornhub and porn playing.

"wait how the hell? I locked my pc...?!?"

"ever heard of guest sessions mate? 😆"

😓

*silently disables guest sessions*

Well okay learned that one the hard way 😅

People with programming languages named after them:

Haskell Curry
Ada Lovelace
Agner Erlang
Blaise Pascal
Taylor Swift

I guess it's a bad rant…

So true 💡