manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

I got 99 problems but encoding ain’t one

Everyone has a test environment. If you're lucky, you'll have a separate production environment too.

Oh.. So the deadline is tomorrow? How about we schedule a fucking FOUR HOUR meeting to speed things up?

Yeah, fuck you too...

On a break I went into a Best Buy to browse laptops. I had no intention on buying from them because they suck, but I just wanted to touch a few and look at specs. A salesman then thought it was a smart idea to approach me. Immediately, he was talking down to me about specs and asking if I needed it for email, Facebook, Instagram, and the like. I'll be honest, I am super girlie in my appearance and mannerisms. So I get it, I suppose. The big pseudo-nerd is going to help the little girl find a cute, social media laptop. He actually walked me over to a pink HP Stream lol. Sure, I like pink, but I don't want a useless paperweight of a machine. When I mentioned I need a new rig for coding, he actually chuckled and said "really?". So I replied "yes really, you presumptuous cockbag" and walked out. Needless to say, I won't be buying there.

I don’t need sex because C++ fucks me everyday

Colleague: "Python is slow..too much slow."

Then I look at the code:

Eight nested for loops, inside two of them, two function calls and three list comprehension. That function has 2 nested loops and two "objects.all()" Django method, plus a list comprehension too..

Yep, Python is slow.

"We are looking for a developer with 10 years of GDPR experience."

Who the fuck hires wix developers ?

Do you need someone to drag and drop for you?

suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

This made me laugh

Our life story explained 😂 !

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

It works 😄😄

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

I just love pressing F5.

Why you say?

Cause it's so refreshing.

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

"That didn't work as expected."

"That didn't work, as expected."

Told us to use facebook or google drive to share code instead of git

Boss: I saw your last commit, great work!
Dev: But... You told me to delete all the features I added...
Boss: Yes, fantastic improvements!